In the Shower, With a Butcher Knife

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Was talking to Chuck E tonight about I forget what all and somehow we started putting "In the Shower" after the end of Smiths song titles. This is based on something Frank Kogan once wrote in Radio On about putting "With a Butcher Knife" at the end of song titles to jazz them up, e.g. "I Can't Get No Satisfaction with a Butcher Knife." That works w/the new game, too: "I Can't Get No Satisfaction in the Shower."

So--in the shower? With a bucher knife? Let's get those titles rolling!

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of the Smiths ones we did:

"Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want in the Shower"
"Vicar in a Tutu with a Butcher Knife"
"Hand in Glove with a Butcher Knife"
"Panic with a Butcher Knife"
"Ask in the Shower"
"How Soon Is Now in the Shower?"

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Wanna Fuck You in the Ass in the Shower With a Butcher Knife"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

best song evah

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"...in Bed With Your Mom"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night I dreamt somebody loved me in the shower
Handsome devil in the shower
Reel around the fountain in the shower
There is a light that never goes out in the shower
Sheila take a bow in the shower
Some girls are bigger than others in the shower
You just haven't earned it yet baby in the shower
You've got everything now in the shower
William, it was really nothing in the shower
These things take time in the shower
Stretch out and wait in the shower
Oscillate wildly in the shower
Nowhere fast in the shower
Half a person in the shower
Meat is murder in the shower
Unloveable in the shower
What difference does it make in the shower?
I started something I couldn't finish in the shower
I know it's over in the shower
Accept yourself in the shower
What she said in the shower
Bigmouth strikes again in the shower
I don't owe you anything in the shower
I want the one I can't have in the shower
Heaven knows I'm miserable now in the shower
This night has opend my eyes in the shower
That joke isn't funny any more....

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 February 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(why do people only think this thread is for Smiths songs?)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Daniel Johnston - "Some Things Last a Long Time in the Shower"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

All The Things She Said In The Shower (Tatu)
Bela Lugosi's Dead In The Shower (Bauhaus)
Creep With A Butcher Knife (Radiohead/TLC/STP..)
Common People In The Shower (Pulp)
Sorted For E's and Whizz With A Butcher Knife (Pulp) (Better than a razor blade?)
Walking On Thin Ice In The Shower (Yoko Ono)
Tiny Cities Made Of Ashes In The Shower (Modest Mouse)

― Alexis, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't You Bring Me Down Today (in the shower) (with a butcher knife)
Kompressor Want To Get With You (in the shower) (with a butcher knife)
Mack the Knife (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)
Sunglasses at Night (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)
Hit it from the Back (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)
Party All the Time (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)
Fuck Tha Police (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)
Electric Slide (in the shower) (with a butcher knife)
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get (with a butcher knife) (in the shower)

― janni (janni), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

And Jane's Addiction.. Standing In The Shower In The Shower?

― Alexis, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Car Wash in the Shower"
"Have You Seen Her in the Shower?"
"How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found in the Shower"
"Da Butt in da Shower"
"The Nang, the Front, the Bush and the Shit in the Shower"
(slight revision of rules to the following:) "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave And Grooving in the Shower with a Water Pict"

― Neudonym, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Mission of Burma - "That's When I Reach For My Revolver With a Butcher Knife"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dirrty in the Shower"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Khia - "My Neck, My Back (With A Butcher Knife)"
The Church - "Under The Milky Way With A Butcher Knife"
Billy Idol - "White Wedding With A Butcher Knife"
Ministry - "The Nature of Love With a Butcher Knife"
Guns 'N Roses - "I Used To Love Her With a Butcher Knife"
The Cure - "There Is No If With A Butcher Knife"
Li'l Kim - "How Many Licks With A Butcher Knife"
Public Enemy - "Brothers Gonna Work It Out With A Butcher Knife"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Jandek - "You Painted Your Teeth With a Butcher Knife"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

4'33"In The Shower?
4'33" + Butcher Knife = 4'22"!

Silver Screen/Shower Scene In The Shower
I Feel Loved In The Shower With A Butcher Knife
Janie's Got A Gun With a Butcher Knife In The Shower
Leave Me Alone In The Shower With A Butcher Knife
I Wanna Hold Your Hand In The Shower With A Butcher Knife

― janni (janni), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Eminem: "Without Me in the Shower"
Daniel Bedingfield: "Gotta Get Thru This with a Butcher Knife" (a song about...what, tarpaulin?)
No Doubt: "Underneath It All with a Bucher Knife" (a song about surgery)
Avril: "Sk8er Boi with a Butcher Knife"
Pavement: "Spit on a Stranger in the Shower"

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Aphex Twin "[hideously complex mathematical formula song that is second on the Windowlicker EP] with a Butcher Knife"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew WK - "I Get Wet in the Shower"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Pink Floyd "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Groovin' With A Pict with a Butcher Knife in the Shower"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Prince, "We Gets Up in the Shower"

― Neudonym, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Knoxville Girls "Butcher Knife With a Butcher Knife"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Elvis Costello - "Tear Off Your Own Head (With a Butcher Knife)"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Talking Heads - "Burning Down the House in the Shower"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Mikey Spice "Shower Me In The Shower"

Tony Terry "In The Shower In The Shower"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Stone Roses "I Am The Resurrection in the Shower"

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(why do people only think this thread is for Smiths songs?)

It just works so well with so many Smiths songs!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Spice Girls - "2 Become 1 With A Butcher Knife"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right To Party With A Butcher Knife In The Shower
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen In The Shower

― Alexis, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Janet Jackson rules this thread:

"Whoops Now with a Butcher Knife"
"When I Think of You with a Butcher Knife"
"Nasty in the Shower"
"Escapade with a Butcher Knife"
"Control in the Shower"
"What Have You Done for Me Lately with a Butcher Knife"

― Neudonym, Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Judy is a punk with a butcher knife
Sheena is a punk rocker with a butcher knife
I remember you with a butcher knife
Commando with a butcehr knife
Pinhead with a butcher knife
Here today, gone tomorrow with a butcher knife
Teenage lobotomy with a butcher knife
Surfin' Bird with a butcher knife
I just wanna have something to do with a butcher knife
Don't come close with a butcher knife
She's the one with a butcher knife
I wanna be your boyfriend with a butcher knife
Mama's boy with a butcher knife
Bonzo goes to Bitburg with a butcher knife
I don't wanna go down to the basement with a butcher knife
Loudmouth with a butcher knife
Suzy is a headbanger with a butcher knife
Now I wanna be a good boy with a butcher knife
You should never have opened that door with a butcher knife
Babysitter with a butcher knife
You're gonna kill that girl with a butcher knife

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex Machine With A Butcher Knife

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

A Flock of Seagulls, "I Ran With a Butcher Knife"
Al Green, "Tired of Being Alone in the Shower"
The Bee Gees, "How Do You Mend a Broken Heart with a Butcher Knife?"

― Neudonym, Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun With A Butcher Knife
(When You Wake) You're Still In A Dream In The Shower
Hot In Herrrrrrrrre In The Shower
Get Ur Freak On With A Butcher Knife
On My Own With A Butcher Knife
Where Do I Begin In The Shower
Something's Got To Give In The Shower
A Spoonful of Sugar In The Shower
What Have I Done To Deserve This In The Shower?
Take A Chance On Me In The Shower
I Feel Good With A Butcher Knife

― janni (janni), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Specially for Alex In NYC:

Turn to red with a butcher knife
Wardance with a butcher knife
Bloodsport with a butcher knife
Complications with a butcher knife
Follow the leaders with a butcher knife
Butcher with a butcher knife
Chop chop with a butcher knife
The pandy's are coming with a butcher knife
Let's all go to the fire dances with a butcher knife
Frenzy with a butcher knife
Love like blood with a butcher knife

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The Original Brothers of Love - "Professor Plumb in the Shower With a Butcher Knife"

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Doors, "Touch Me In The Shower" or "Touch Me With A Butcher Knife"
Swamp Dogg, "I Couldn't Pay For What I Got Last Night In The Shower" or "...with A Butcher Knife"
Fleetwood Mac, "Think About Me In The Shower" or "Think About Me With A Butcher Knife"
Dean Martin, "Everybody Loves Somebody In The Shower"
Beastie Boys, "Looking Down The Barrel of A Gun in The Shower"
The Who, "A Quick One While He's Away with A Butcher Knife"
Bob Dylan, "Visions of Johanna In The Shower" or "Visions of Johanna With A Butcher Knife"
Beatles," She Came in Through The Bathroom Window With A Butcher Knife"

― Charles McCain, Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Standing In The Shower Thinking In The Shower - Jane's Addiction explode in an orgy of circular self-reflexivity...

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Backstreet's Back with a Butcher Knife"
"I Want It That Way in the Shower"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit in the Shower"

― Neudonym, Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Saw Her Standing There in the Butcher's with a Shower Knife"

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing In the Shower"

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

my house, everyone's invited

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Carey - that was awesome.

Elvis: "I Slipped, I Stumbled, I Fell in the Shower"

― tom (other), Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ventures: "Walk, Don't Run with a Butcher Knife"

― tom (other), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, Stew beat me with the KJ list.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Misfits -
"Last Caress in the Shower"
"Hybrid Moments in the Shower"
"Die, Die My Darling in the Shower"
"Am I Evil....in the shower?"
"Mommy Can i Go Out and Kill tonight...in the shower?"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe someone's done this:

Michael Jackson:

"P.Y.T....in the shower"
"Bad...in the shower"
"Rock with you in the shower"
"Leave me Alone in the Shower"
"The Girl is Mine in the Shower"
"Jam..in the shower"

..and of course...

"Beat it in the shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Janie's Got a Gun in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Duke Ellington loved horror movies so much that he wrote something called "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got that Swing with a Butcher Knife)".

― tom (different one), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"She Sells Sanctuary in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Killed Robert Christgau with My Big Fucking Dick In the Shower"

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can't Get It Out Of My Head With A Butcher Knife" - E.L.O

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It In The Shower (And I Feel Fine With A Butcher Knife)"

"Born In The U.S.A. With A Butcher Knife"

"God's Comic, In The Shower With A Butcher Knife" - E'Costello

"Wish You Were In The Shower" - P'Floyd

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Uncle Albert In The Shower/ Admiral Halsey With A Butcher Knife" -- Macca

"Six Wives Of Henry VIII - With A Butcher Knife! In The Shower!" -- R'Wakeman

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

the mighty `Glers....

"No More Heroes in the Shower"
"(Get a) Grip (on Yourself) in the Shower"
"Golden Brown in the Shower" (ewwwww!)
"European Female in the Shower"
"Five Minutes in the Shower"
"Nuclear Device in the Shower"
"Hanging Arond in the Shower"
"Something Better Change in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...and da brudduhs:

"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue in the Shower"
"I Want You Around in the Shower"
"Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

...also

"Waltzinblack With A Butcher Knife"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

further `Glers...

"No Mercy in the Shower"
"Straighten Out in the Shower"
"Nice N' Sleazy in the Shower"
"Mean to Me in the Shower"
"Don't Bring Harry in the Shower"
"Strange Little Girl in the Shower"
"Let Me Down easy in the Shower"
"Big In America In the Shower"
"Shakin' like a Leaf in the Shower"
"Sweet Smell of Success in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Wonder Stuff....

"Unbearable in the Shower"
"the Size of a Cow in the Shower"
"Hot Love Now in the Shower"
"Who Wants to be the Disco King in the Shower?"
"Give, Give, Give Me More, More, More in the Shower"
"Mother and I...in the shower"
"Astley in the Noose in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem...

"Pandemonium In The Shower"
&
"Exorcism With A Butcher Knife"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

GnR's - Welcome To The Jungle With A Butcher Knife
Jane's Addiction - Coming Down The Mountain With A Butcher Knife
Motorhead - Love Me Like A Reptile With A Butcher Knife
Rush - In The End With A Butcher Knife
The Vapors - Turning Japanese In The Shower
Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again With A Butcher Knife In The Shower

― Davlo (Davlo), Friday, 14 February 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you....

Buzzcocks....SINGLES GOING STEADY IN THE SHOWER

"Orgasm Addict in the Shower"
"What do I Get in the Shower?"
"I Don't Mind in the Shower"
"Love You More in the Shower"
"Ever Fallen in Love in the Shower?"
"Promises in the Shower"
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays in the Shower"
"Harmony in my head in my shower"
"What ever happened in the shower?"
"Oh Shit...in the Shower"
"Autonomy in the Shower"
"Noise Annoys in the Shower"
"Just Lust in the Shower"
"Lipstick in the Shower"
"Why Can't I Touch It In the Shower?"
"Something's Gone Wrong Again in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Help Me, I Think I'm Falling in Love with a Butcher Knife"

(I would also arbitrarily replace one of the words in a song title with the word "amoeba": "Him or Amoeba," "You've Lost that Amoeba Feeling," and so forth. The results were usually unintelligible, though I posted on my wall a nice little picture of a yellow amoeba that was tied to the old oak tree.)

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 February 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Marilyn Manson - "Fuck Frankie in the Shower"

― Evan (Evan), Friday, 14 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Stranglers / Burt Bacharach - Walk on by with a butcher knife

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

.... and The Jam:

In the city with a butcher knife
Takin' my love with a butcher knife
Non stop dancin' with a butcher knife
All around the world with a butcher knife
Don't tell them you're sane with a butcher knife
In the street today with a butcher knife
London girl with a butcher knife
I need you (for someone with a butcher knife)
Aunties and uncles with a butcher knife
Innocent man with a butcher knife
David Watts with a butcher knife
Down in the tube station at midnight with a butcher knife
So sad about us with a butcher knife
To be someone (didn't we have a nice time with a butcher knife)
Mr Clean with a butcher knife
English Rose with a butcher knife
In the crowd with a butcher knife
Billy Hunt with a butcher knife
The butterfly collector with a butcher knife
When you're young with a butcher knife
Smithers-Jones with a butcher knife
Saturday's kids with a butcher knife
Girl on the phone with a butcher knife
Thick as thieves with a butcher knife
Little boy soldiers with a butcher knife
Going underground with a butcher knife
Dreams of children with a butcher knife
Liza Radley with a butcher knife
But I'm different now with a butcher knife
That's entertainment with a butcher knife
Man in the corner shop with a butcher knife
Boy about town with a butcher knife
Scrape away with a butcher knife
Absolute beginners with a butcher knife
Just who is the 5 o'clock hero with a butcher knife?
Running on the spot with a butcher knife
Pity poor Alfie with a butcher knife
The bitterest pill I ever had to swallow with a butcher knife

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

.... not to mention The Damned:

I Fall with a butcher knife in the shower
Born to kill with a butcher knife in the shower
Stab yor back with a butcher knife in the shower
Feel the pain with a butcher knife in the shower
Feel the pain with a butcher knife in the shower
I feel alright with a butcher knife in the shower
Problem child with a butcher knife in the shower
Don't cry wolf with a butcher knife in the shower
One way love with a butcher knife in the shower
Strectcher case baby with a butcher knife in the shower
You take my money with a butcher knife in the shower
Alone with a butcher knife in the shower
Creep (you can't fool me with a butcher knife in the shower)
Sick of being sick with a butcher knife in the shower
I'm so bored with a butcher knife in the shower
Burglar with a butcher knife in the shower
I just can't be happy today with a butcher knife in the shower
These hands with a butcher knife in the shower
Looking at you with a butcher knife in the shower
Suicide with a butcher knife in the shower
White rabbit with a butcher knife in the shower
Wait for the blackout with a butcher knife in the shower
Silly kids games with a butcher knife in the shower
Drinking about my baby with a butcher knife in the shower
Hit or miss with a butcher knife in the shower
12th floor vendetta with a butcher knife in the shower
Therapy with a butcher knife in the shower
Stranger on the town with a butcher knife in the shower
Dozen girls with a butcher knife in the shower
The dog with a butcher knife in the shower
Pleasure and the pain with a butcher knife in the shower
Life goes on with a butcher knife in the shower
Bad time for bonzo with a butcher knife in the shower
Under the floor again with a butcher knife in the shower
Don't bother me with a butcher knife in the shower
Citadel zombies with a butcher knife in the shower
Torture me with a butcher knife in the shower
Hey landlord, mine's a large one with a butcher knife in the shower
Take that with a butcher knife in the shower
Disco man with a butcher knife in the shower
Billy Bad Breaks with a butcher knife in the shower
Thanks for the night with a butcher knife in the shower

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Next: The Beatles....

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

minutemen wash and slash:

This Ain't No Picnic in the Shower
Cut with a Butcher Knife
Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing in the Shower
Anxious Mo-Fo with a Butcher Knife
Shit You Hear at Parties in the Shower
Joe McCarthy's Ghost with a Butcher Knife
Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs in the Shower
Self-Referenced with a Butcher Knife (and you know that hurts)
Little Man with a Gun in his Hand in the Shower
Do you Want New Wave or Do You Want the Truth with a Butcher Knife?

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 14 February 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

nice weather for ducks in the shower
its raining men in the shower
these boots were made for walking in the shower
call me in the shower
papa dont preach in the shower
love is the drug in the shower
i say a little prayer for you in the shower
loving the alien in the shower
oops i did it again in the shower
everyday i write the book in the shower

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Friday, 14 February 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

to bring it back to this fine thread about Bauhaus:

all we ever wanted was everything in the shower
hair of the dog in the shower
god in an alcove in the shower
stigmata martyr with a butcher knife
terror couple kill colonel in the shower
dive in the shower
spy in the car with a butcher knife
crowds in the shower
dark entries in the shower
rosegarden funeral of sores in the shower
bela lugosi's dead in the shower
in the flat field with a butcher knife
small talk stinks in the shower
kick in the eye with a butcher knife
the man with the x-ray eyes with a butcher knife
earwax in the shower
muscle in plastic in the shower
the passion of lovers in the shower
in fear of fear with a butcher knife
waiting for the man in the shower with a butcher knife
exquisite corpse in the shower
swing the heartache with a butcher knife
silent hedges with a butcher knife
watch that grandad go with a butcher knife
paranoia, paranoia in the shower
she's in parties in the shower
burning from the inside in the shower
who killed mr. moonlight with a butcher knife
slice of life with a butcher knife
the sanity assassin in the shower
we love our audience with a butcher knife
double dare in the shower
crowds in the shower
kingdom's coming in the shower

― janni (janni), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrisey
Maragaret on the Guillotine with a Butcher Knife

The JBC (Seems as if every JBC song would fit...):
The Jazz Butcher -vs- The Prime Minister with a Butcher Knife
The Hairbrush and the Tank in the Shower
Partytime in the Shower
Sixteen Years in the Shower
Bath of Bacon in the Shower
Big Bad Thing with a Butcher Knife
Do The Bubonic Plague in the Shower
Down The Drain in the Shower
Girls Who Keep Goldfish in the Shower
I Need Meat With a Butcher Knife
Our Friends The Filth in the Shower
Still In The Kitchen With a Butcher Knife
Water in the Shower

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Madge:

Express Yourself With a Butcher Knife
Rain In the Shower
Crazy for Amoebas
Like a Prayer With a Butcher Knife
True Blue In the Shower (HELL YEAH!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex re: Buzzcocks.. I can't believe you left out

"I Believe In The Shower"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 15 February 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself in the Shower

― Adam A. (Keiko), Saturday, 15 February 2003 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, "I Believe" isn't on SINGLES GOING STEADY. Sorry to be a pedant.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 15 February 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Special DC edition:

Waiting Room With a Butcher's Knife
The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich With a Butcher's Knife
Kiss Distinctly American in the Shower
Savory in the Shower
Red House With a Butcher's Knife
Out All Night With a Butcher's Knife

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 15 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The Walkmen, Everyone who pretended to like me is gone with a butcher knife
The Clash, Rudie can't fail in the shower with a butcher knife
Radiohead, How to disappear completely in the shower with a butcher knife
The Hives, a get together to tear it apart in the shower with a butcher knife
Travis, good feeling in the shower with a butcher knife
Wilco, Nothing's ever gonaa stand in my was (again) with a butcher knife
(smog), keep some steady friends around in the shower
mogwai, 2 rights make 1 wrong with a butcher knife
air, sexy boy in the shower with a butcher knife
the streets, geezers need excitement in the shower with a butcher knife

― Steph (Steph), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that should say:
Wilco, Nothing's ever gonna stand in my way (again)...with a butcher knife

― Steph (Steph), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Sleater-Kinney, "Dig Me Out With a Butcher Knife"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Weezer, "Tired of Sex in the Shower with a Butcher Knife"

― Steph (Steph), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bizarre Love Triangle in the Shower with a Butcher Knife

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Three Girl Rhumba in the Shower
Ex Lion Tamer With a Butcher Knife
It's So Obvious in the Shower
Surgeon's Girl With a Butcher Knife
106 Beats That With a Butcher Knife
Marooned in the Shower
Mercy With a Butcher Knife
I Am the Fly in the Shower
etc.

― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Controversy in the Shower
Delirious in the Shower
Something in the Water (Does Not Compute) in the Shower
Let's Go Crazy in the Shower
When Doves Cry in the Shower
I Would Die 4 U with a Butcher Knife
Baby I'm a Star in the Shower
Purple Rain in the Shower
Kiss in the Shower
Girls and Boys in the Shower
Sometimes It Snows in April in the Shower
How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore in the Shower?
17 Days in the Shower
She's Always in My Hair with a Butcher Knife
I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man in the Shower

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and how could I forget the classic:

Jack U Off in the Shower

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Kiss --

"Strutter in the Shower"
"Do You Love Me in the Shower?"
"Hard Luck Woman with a Butcher Knife"
"Hotter Than Hell in the Shower"
"I Want You in the Shower"
"100,000 Years in the Shower"
"Beth with a Butcher Knife in the Shower"
"Makin' Love in the Shower"
"Makin' Love with a Butcher Knife"
"C'mon and Love Me in the Shower"
"C'mon and Love Me with a Butcher Knife"

NINE INCH NAILS -
"Something I Can Never Have in the Shower"
"Kinda I Want To in the Shower"
"That's What I Get in the Shower"
"The Only Time in the Shower"
"Help Me I am In Hell in the Shower"
"Happiness in Slavery in the Shower"
"Big Man With a Gun in the Shower"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Bright Eyes' Lifted works REALLY well.

1)Big Picture In The Shower
2)Method Acting In The Shower
3)False Advertising In The Shower
4)You Will. You?Will. You? Will. You?Will. In The Shower.
5)Lover I Don't Have To Love In The Shower
6)Bowl Of Oranges In The Shower
7)Don't Know When but a Day Is Gonna Come In The Shower
8)Nothing Gets Crossed Out In The Shower
9)Make War In The Shower
10)Waste Of Paint In The Shower
11)From A Balance Beam In The Shower
12)Laura Laurent In The Shower
13)Let's Not Shit Ourselves In The Shower

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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