If the P&J winners were porno films

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I mean, damn, One Beat, A Rush of Blood to the Head and The Rising sound filthy enough, let's make ALL of them smutty!
I'll start with Wankee Love Hotel Cockswat.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

And continue with Under Cuntsuction.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

(Yes I'm shooting for Honorary Perrydom here)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(and mockery)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

original privates material

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Shame on/hooray for jess for not running with the "pirate" joke

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"come with us"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

That wasn't a winner! It placed 329th! :(

Oh hey: Fantastic Rammage

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

it was just for you, nate

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Like a homemade porno video a couple makes for their own jollies (and then stupidly drops in the Blockbuster overnight box)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

RJD2: Red Dinger

This is childish but I CAN'T STOP.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

admit it pal, you've been waiting for this for months

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

YES

(sadly I've run dry on the good candidates)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Except for Wanking With Thee

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Gifted, or the Story is in the Toil, Keep Your Dick in My Mouth

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

Veni Vidi Vagina

(*)

I Get Wet

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't Go Down On Me
Pinklisted
Rings Around The World
Nature's Facecream for a Generation

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 15 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Lambchop, In A Woman
Liars, They Threw Us All In A B*ngb*s and Stuck a Dildo On Top
And in the Ed Wood/Doris Wishman weirdo-shock-smut vein: Sex Change.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"Work It" and "Hot in Herre" already count.
"Fell in Love with a Dozen Girls" or "Fell in Lust with a Girl"?
A Rush of Blood to the Cockhead

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 16 February 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dongs for the Syph
The Enema Show
Turn on the Red Light
(v)
The Last Broad was Fast
White, Bloody Swells
Shower in Numbers
Up, Up!
Faces Down

― Steph (Steph), Sunday, 16 February 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"Up, Up!" = Peter Gabriel/Shania Twain version of the Pam/Tommy Lee sex vid

(ICK)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 06:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yank It, Ho! Yell, Fuck, Trot!
Turn off the Bright Lights
Come Away With Me
The Privates Press (hanky panky at a smut mag)
Rings Around the Cock
Blazing Arrow

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 16 February 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

the best bootys in the world ever

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 16 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

m!zz unda stud

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 16 February 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

neon golden showers

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 16 February 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

"Underneath a Doll"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 16 February 2003 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Can't Get You Out of My Head"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 16 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"Twat in Herre" (tho I made this joke using the other definition in my PMFG ballot)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Holy shit, Mitch is disturbingly good at this.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 16 February 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i've mentioned this before on ilx somewhere, but i had a dream recently wherein i ran an 'adult' store and my nom de porn was "keith sweaterman". hmmm.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 16 February 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"Can't Get You Out of My Bed"

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 17 February 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

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