If God was in a band..

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It would obviously be Monster Magnet.
Tell me why you agree.

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Friday, 28 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I will do no such thing. God would obviously be a member of Anal Cunt.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 28 February 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's a Satanic drug thing; You wouldn't understand."

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 28 February 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He sings in Coldplay, doesn't he?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 28 February 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

He would obviously be Bez.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 28 February 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, you're all wrong, he was D Boon.

― simon 803 (simon 803), Friday, 28 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

no. he would be Shaun Ryder!

― rex jr., Friday, 28 February 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dean Ween, Gene Ween, and God Ween

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

God is so obviously Jeff "Skunk" Baxter. Get your facts straight.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That just shows what you know - God is quite clearly The Residents; God The Father on drums, God The Son on keyboards and God The Holy Spirit on guitar and vocals.

That's why you're never allowed to see The Residents' faces, see?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I expected to see a Joan Osbourne joke sooner...

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Old Testament God would play in a Drive Like Jehu side project.
New Testament God would be in some Ebullition political hardcore band.
Allah would be in some math rock band.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know, on the album with that song on it Joan Osbourne wrote every single song, with the sole exception of that song, which was penned by her guitarist. In my humble opinion, it was the worst song she ever did, and it seriously pains me that she's remembered for that song.

And, wait, isn't there a U-GOD in Wu-Tang Clan? Hmmmm....

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

He would definitely sing lead and write all the songs.

― Lee G (Lee G), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If God was in a band...Bono would probably just go away.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

God sometimes suffers from delusions that he's Bono.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

God holds his hairbrush to his mouth and lipsynchs to, uh, whatever shitty U2 song

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff "Skunk" Baxter just thinks he's God, JBR.

― hstencil, Friday, 28 February 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe it's Bob Dylan. That would make Jakob Jesus, then? (And so should we kill him?)

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know, on the album with that song on it Joan Osbourne wrote every single song, with the sole exception of that song

This is actually not true.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

dave225:
It's worth a shot, I mean salvation's on the line here.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

This is actually not true.

D'oh! Well, okay, she wrote almost all the songs. All the ones I really liked anyway.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Shiva = Black Dice

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 28 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What the ..!?

All I wanted to say was Monster Magnet would be his choice since they never made a bad song. Ever.
And if I was God I would want to play with Monster Magnet:

Live ! Monster Magnet featuring God on, eh, whatever God plays.

But He'd probably not use the name God, he'd use some stage name.
Like Bob Noosehead or something.

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Friday, 28 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

But He'd probably not use the name God, he'd use some stage name.

Maybe something like OLD DIRTY BASTARD!?!?!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 28 February 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

taking sides

Y*HW*H vs [prince symbol]

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 28 February 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If God was in a band, it probably would not include Kevin Martin in its ranks (I know, lameo joke)

A better question might be if God really listens to stuff like Ya Ho Wa 13.

― jodi shapiro (burun), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dean Ween, Gene Ween, and God Ween
You forgot Satan Ween
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc600/c608/c608809819a.jpg

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He'd be in Rising Force.

Because God _thinks_ he's Yngwie J. Malmsteen.

― mei (mei), Saturday, 1 March 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

obv. screaming lord sutch

― kephm, Saturday, 1 March 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Father = Yngwie
Son = Jandek
Holy Spirit = Richard D. James

oh, the things He could do!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.limpbizkit.com/uploaded_media/freds%20playmates%281%29.jpg

LUCIFER! BLEHHH!!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

this is what I've always imagined God looks like holding our universe.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d789/d78994n6060.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The one on the right looks like Melissa the Mercenary from Joe Millionaire.

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-b-but God is a band....

http://www.godtheband.com/

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 March 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

thor-rush

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

artemis-spires that in the sunset rise

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

GNOD!

― last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

gog and magog-current 93

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

aphrodite-sadat x

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

shiva-black dice

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

ares-red red meat

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

loki-enslaved

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

dionysus-manfred mann's earth band

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

apollo was astonished

― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

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