vegan-fueled chutzpah

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This from a Bay Area newspaper...

"Between songs, the pugnacious Hynde, in a classic black T-shirt and jeans, bantered and battled with the crowd. She dedicated "You Know Who Your Friends Are" to "all you junkies and f--," gave a shout-out to the late Joe Strummer, opined that she hopes the United States loses if it goes to war with Iraq ("Bring it on! Give us what we deserve!"), and introduced the song "Fools Must Die" with the self-deprecating quip, "I'll show you how it's done."

The set included a trove of older tracks, most notably from the band's superb debut album, including a double-header of "Mystery Achievement" and "Brass in Pocket" to close out the night. Ballads like "I'll Stand By You" intersected with harmonized rockers like "Don't Get Me Wrong," and occasional jam sessions added weight to tight, note-for-note renditions of favorite songs.

Through it all, Hynde's vegan-fueled chutzpah was relentless. "If you want to know how to have a body like this at my age, before you're 50 ride a Harley backstage after every show," she announced before the reggae track "Complex Person." The crowd cheered. She smirked. "Make that before you're 55.""

Okay... the phrase "vegan-fueled chutzpah"...

It's official now. I'm going to make it my personal mission to hunt down lil' Chrissie, pin her down onstage, and fart in her mouth. I used to think Kim Gordon would be the most proper receptacle of such an attack but.... erm... I was mistaken.

maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

vegans are not all like C.Hynde
I am not like C.Hynde
please maria b don't fart in my mouth

Neudonym, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 05:35 (twenty-three years ago)

But Neudonym, there might be some flatulophagous vegans out there

dave q, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Apart from "I hope we lose the war," I can find nothing fart-worthy in the above story.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

One word. Broccoli.

maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Would a vegan fart be nastier than a beefeater's fart?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. We'll have to eat a lot of beans to keep our protein level up.

Tuomas Alho (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Wow." That was just about all he could say: "Wow."

Neudonym, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The other a group of us were joined by two vegans. They decided not to eat anything. Instead they hung around at our table with their jackets on and talked about smoking. One told me that smoking isn't LIKE bioterrorism, it IS bioterrorism. It took chutzpah to say that, knowing that 15 minutes later he'd be earnestly explaining the good-vibes amulet he was wearing under his jacket. (!!)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

okay okay already so some of us are pretty damned annoying

some of us aren't

I probably am but only accidentally

Neudonym, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

It's almost cruel to tell that story they were so extreme. If it were a movie you'd be like "okay THAT's not fair I don't know anyone like that" but there they were. Chutzpahing away.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

ah c'est la vie c'est la guerre. but they ruin it for the rest of us don't you know.

Neudonym, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never lectured anyone for eating meat. And I smoke, occasionally. And I don't believe in good luck amulets, nor in God, Krishna, Allah, reincarnation or any of that supernatural shit. But I guess people only know the vegan stereotypes, because they're exactly the ones who'll come and talk to you about your bad habits.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 March 2003 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Not only does that article make very little sense by itself, I am also confused about why it makes you want to fart in Chrissie Hynde's mouth? Is this some kind of declaration of extremely rarified sexual attraction?

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 6 March 2003 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

It's one of those things, Haz.

maria b (maria b), Thursday, 6 March 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

All right.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)


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