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For a potential article next year - made-up records which appear in works of fiction (books, films, etc.) An example might be the records in the last Salman Rushdie novel, or Autobahn in the Big Lebowski. Other examples please.....?

Tom, Saturday, 30 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Are you talking made up records or also made up bands? ;-)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Tom knows this already (indeed this was what triggered it off, partially) but "Cross Track", the non-existent album that features heavily in Alan Garner's 1973 novel "Red Shift", and which is an absolutely perfect evocation of the early 70s singer / songwriter (like I've always imagined John Martyn sounded back then, broadly). The only thing in any of Garner's books that sets it at the time it was written, so no wonder it jars (though very good, nonetheless).

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 30 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Of course these records really ought to be reviewed as well, a la Borges' reviews of nonexistent books.

Josh, Saturday, 30 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

There was a whole series of fake bands in Mystery Science Theater 3000...

Hee-La! Spy-Dor! etc.

J.M., Saturday, 30 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

I believe the popular beat combo Half Man Half Biscuit made up some songs with great titles like "Pancake Candyshoes", "Kiss Cream Carnival" and "Lime Sky Spooky Pills", not forgetting "Wham Bam Cardigan". Do they count? I would like them to.

I am not a freemdoom!, Monday, 1 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Let's get the obvious bands out of the way then (all of whom had tunes in the books mentioned). All the following however are connected.

Exhibit A: The prog rock band in Iain Banks "Espedair Street". Always struck me as being half Yes, half Tusk era Fleetwood Mac.

Exhibit B: Drumstrings Casey in Anne Tyler's Slipping Down Life.

Exhibit C: Marie DeSalle in Nick Hornby's High Fidelity

So what do all the above have in common? All were originally created in novels, which have subsequently been adapted. Espedair Street was later made into a Radio 4 serial - and Iain Bank co-wrote the bands songs (making them sound possibly a bit like Yes and Tusk era Fleetwood Mac). A Slipping Down Life has been filmed (but not much seen)Guy Pearce as Casey. And Marie DeSalle's role was thankfully reduced in High Fidelity the movie, as Lisa Bonet was really poor.

Oh, and Motherbanger anyone?

Pete, Tuesday, 2 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

In Philip K. Dick's 'Valis' there's this enigmatic rockgroup with only two members, a man and a woman. I always thought Royal Trux (esp. circa 'Twin Infinitives') modelled themselves after that imaginary band. Can't really remember if in 'Valis' the group actually released an album.

Omar Munoz, Thursday, 4 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

Are we sticking to records that existed as mental concepts only, or expanding to records that were actually recorded as parodies / pastiches?

Those perimeters would decide whether "Motherbanger" should or should not be included.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 6 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago) link

two months pass...
'Twisterella', with a writing credit by Billy Fisher. It was really nothing, at least until 1992.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 14 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two months pass...
Pynchon's yer man for imaginary MUSIC: Slothrop is spotted years after his dissolution playing uncredited harmonica an an alb by English rock group The Fool. There's a Brit invasion group in Lot 49, the Paranoids (they say things like "Blimey"). In Vineland, Zoyd Wheeler's daughter Prairie is dating a mohawker called Isaiah 2-4, whose (metal) band is Billy Barf and the Vomitones – I don't know that they'd recorded, but the book is thick with real and made-up refs to music (and Godzilla and...). Mason's children discuss the invention of surf music in Mason&Dixon, but that's a gag, not a reference, as it's set in the late 18th century.

mark s, Saturday, 2 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Adam & Joe came up with some great crap indie bands in their spoof of that idiot Zane bloke off MTV, but I can't remember any of their names. Similarly, the Fast Show did a one off 'Indie Club' instead of 'Jazz Club' one week, one of my favourite sketches ever. Simon Day launches into this huge build up for Colon, 'the most uncompromising act in Britain' or something, and they turn out to be this completely fey, bland awful thing. In fact, courtesy of Google, here's the script:

SD: Give it a name, brothers and sisters! Sullivan Rhodes for puttin' the sounds into your head. Tonight, Indie Club brings you Colon. The most talked about new act since Kurt Cobain did some interior decorating with a gun an' 'is brain. Already the corporate whores of the mu-sick biz are on their backs with their legs wide open, praying for Colon to show them just how dangerous music can be. Like a one-hand grenade going off in a convent.

No-one's heard anything like this before. But by Christ, it's loud an' it's dangerous. See them tonight at the Dublin Castle, three pound fifty on the door, or three pounds concessions. Which is the only concession Colon will ever make, because they would rather die than compromise.

[slight pause]
SD Everything you know is wrong, because Colon are here. Give it up for Colon with "Kick - In - The - Sun".

[cut to the band. the lead singer is a spit for the Beautiful South man]

M1 "Nancy, I fancy, I'm fall in love with you-ou, I hope some people will understand, I just wanna hold your hand. The world is such a big, big place an' you make it a little big-ger, you've got such a nice face, and you've also got a nice fi-igure..."

[cut to quick shot of SD, who turns round to mouth...]

SD Wicked!

M1 "I saw it shinin', ba-by, ba-by, let's go an' have some fu-un..."

[is this the blandest band you've ever heard or what? now for some really enthusiastic backing vocals from the rest of the guys...]

*3 "Have some fun, ba-by"

M1 "I saw it shinin', ba-by, ba-by..."

As a commentary on indie chancer hagiography, it was absolutely perfect. RE: Twisterella. I was so pissed off with Ride for turning that into a song. Actually, the film of 'Billy Liar' did it first, didn't it? Or am I imagining that?

Nick, Sunday, 3 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

eight years pass...

interesting thread

in tranny mariah (Matt P), Monday, 27 July 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Lots of made up records in Spinal Tap discog.

Nate Carson, Monday, 27 July 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

TS: Denny Lethargy VS. Denny Vertigo

Dr. Phil, Monday, 27 July 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

no mention of the stuff in DeLillo's "Great Jones Street"...? Bucky Wunderlick...

girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 July 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

http://subpop-public.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/images/5603.jpg

tylerw, Monday, 27 July 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

One of the fictional songs in Joe Pernice's book It Feels So Good When I Stop is "Black Smoke (No Pope)" which which is available on this three-song Sub Pop single, by The Young Accuser, a band from the novel. In the book, the narrator, who is not Joe, is in The Young Accuser for a short time. After the fictional narrator leaves this fictional band, they fictionally record the fictional song "Black Smoke (No Pope)" and send it to the non-fictional Sub Pop. This is the non-fiction version of that fictional single. Of interest may be the fact that a cover of an even earlier, more fictional "Black Smoke (No Pope)" was recorded by the non-fictional Joe Pernice and appears on the non-fictional It Feels So Good When I Stop (Novel Soundtrack).

tylerw, Monday, 27 July 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link


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