Amusing ways for crap pop stars to kick the bucket

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I'm thinking that Ronan Keating could die whilst sucking his own dick (I dunno - maybe both his ribs break and he suffocates) with The Daily Mail/ The Sun etc having exclusive shock photos and a cover line like 'Tragic Ronan in Solo Shaft Sucking Horror'

Any other ideas? Perhaps Will Young could get into an ill advised fight with an Eskimo whilst in Greenland and end up being beaten to death with a dead fish or something???

― Calum Robert, Friday, 14 March 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"In other news this evening, a coroner's examination showed that Ronan Keating only had two ribs..."

― JS Williams (js williams), Friday, 14 March 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm... sorry. Wrote this first thing at work.

DUH! (Feelin' dumb now).

― Calum Robert, Friday, 14 March 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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