Thin or fat she's still a minger...

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I'm thinking Geri Halliwell here but anyone got any others?

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Your mama!

― S Samson, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Well... duh. Does any grown adult have a sexy mum?

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

are you a 'grown adult' calum?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Well yes I am Julio, how COULD you think otherwise?

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

shouldn't the capital letters be used in the word 'you' on yr post calum?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum's right Julio. Do it in a matronly voice and you'll get it.

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Young or old, he's still a TWUNT.

― kate, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

here here Kate.
Oh, but he's only err... joking.
Ho ho ho.

Next up in Calum's Totally Unnecessary and Desperately Unfunny Sexist Tripe Posts:
"That Dollar bird may look rough now, but I'd have been like a rat up a pipe 20 years back"
"If Madonna Can Do that with her legs, is it any wonder Guy Ritchie's Film Career's gone off the Boil?"
"Sonia - She May Be Ginger, But she's a Top Smiley Bird with nice wangers, Innit?"
"Does anyone know the address of the T.A.T.U Fanclub?"

― russ t, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but TATU doesn't need Calum...they have each other...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ahh.... but the average Loaded reader (and Calum - are they one the same?) would think TATU were only (supposedly) lesbian because they hadn't met them yet.

― russ t, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

calum -> tatu

james bond -> pussy galore

― x0x0x, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah russ, such a gent. In reality probably an inbred tosspot that gets his jollies from smelling his own wind and having sex with his leather sofa.

A complete jobby, in other words. Tho it's obvious he just wrote what he did to try and get some ILM ladies to think he's such a cooool fellow and not at all into talking about what femme he'd want to cop off with. Oh no....

And if you believe that you'll believe Kate shaves her arm pits on a regular basis...

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh. Been a while since your last wank, has it, Calum? Don't you know that's what's causing your acne?

― kate, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have any acne Kate and actually was very lucky as I've never had any spot problems. I'm perfectly confident in this area so go ahead and slag all you want. It's not going to damage me, but if it helps you make up for your own insecurities then that's fine.

At work darling, so got to dash now...

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

And I've never read Loaded in my life. If I want to see porn I'll watch the 10 minute freeview of TVX thanx.

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum,

you absolute jerk..... far from writing what I did to, I hate to do it but I have to quote you, "try and get some ILM ladies to think he's such a cooool fellow and not at all into talking about what femme he'd want to cop off with."...... err... you absolute monumental wanker.

I'm fucking gay you philistine.

Doh!

― russ t, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Well if you're gay then how on all of fuck can you dare to comment on whether or not Emma Bunton has chubby bum cheeks or Jo Guest/ Pam Anderson are ugly (which I assure you they are not). The equivalent of me trying to argue the sexual appeal of David Beckham surely? The monumental prick, therefore, is you.

And this discussion was about Geri Halliwell anyway.

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dnftt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

standard issue homophobia from calum

cf every other thread he's started

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a "fascist" btw for pointing this out

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

also gay

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

this is where he starts whining that his great hero is nelson mandela and he's a "liberal kind of chap"

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a minger? Or did he just mispell miner? Is that what all the Hot Miner e-mail is about? Pictures of women covered in coaldust? I know it takes all kinds, but that's just depressing.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum its a well known fact that gay men have better taste in women than straight men, thus Russ is prefectly entitled to his catty remarks re Bunton, Pamela etc.

does wanking really cause acne? i thought it was not doing it more often that had caused it (all that stored up excess testosterone etc.) - bleurgh

and HA HA fivvy!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What was said about Bunton anyway? I trust much light was made of her cro-magnon forehead

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum -
how to mortify yourself in front of rather a large audience..... and for the record, in my early days, I was engaged for 6years, so I think I have as much right as yourself to comment on the highs or lows of femininity. Have YOU ever had a girlfriend?

You retard. (apologies to retards everywhere).

ps..... mark s - well said - because you KNOW he'd have said "oh I don't mind gays, I knew one once, as long as they don't try it on with me.... "blah blah blah. When someone says this to me, I'd much rather they be honest and admit to being homophobic assholes. But, reading his post, he doesn't even have to admit it, really, does he?

― russ t, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Whhaaattt? Calum is not gay? I thought he was after I had to read about his sexual fantasties with Phil Collins.

― S Samson, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Q. What would happen if Calum actually met and spent time with Louise Wener?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely Louise W would be so impressed with calum's "classy wit" that she wd get thee hots for him, and he wd have to make the difficult choice between her & his "very sexy girlfriend". Or possibly she wd take out a restraining order, I dunno (shrugs)

― Pashmina, PC nazi (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I find Geri Halliwell attractive.

Doesn't everyone?

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

not especially

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I do find her attractive, I must confess.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Which one is Geri Halliwell?
Is that Baby, Ginger or Sporty?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ginger

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

< SEXIST PIG MODE >
Ick.
The only ones I would bang would be Scary and Posh. Preferably at the same time.< /SEXIST PIG MODE >

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yawn. This was my point about psuedo-liberalism. What did I say that was homophobic exactly? Did I say 'fuck you fag boy'? Erm... no. I stated that a gay person is probably not the best voice for passing comment on a woman's attractiveness. I also stated that as a straight guy I'm not the best person to pass comment on a man's sexual attractiveness. Hmm, so THAT makes me a major league homophobe?

I have always, and will always, defend gay rights. And I have gay friends so FUCK YOU PRICK. Christ, your such a knob. And, for the record, I feel that by using 'retard' you ARE utilising a loaded word and in doing so dis-respecting those with serious mental disabilities. Aaaaah, psuedo-PC is fucking GREAT isn't it?

"I was engaged for 6years, so I think I have as much right as yourself to comment on the highs or lows of femininity. Have YOU ever had a girlfriend?"

Yes, and I actually find it deeply offensive that you would be engaged to this poor girl for six years (that's SIX YEARS of her life mate) while lying to yourself and others about your sexuality. I'd have personally slapped you for that.

"But, reading his post, he doesn't even have to admit it, really, does he?"

No, because I'm not homophobic and haven't said anything to indicate this. AT ALL. I will never, and have never, discriminated against anyone because of trivial horseshit like their sexual persuasion or their religious creed and in doing so I'm far more tolerant than assholes like you ever will be.

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum in a nutshell...
"pulp roxor!!! u r all gay!!!"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Scary is thee best, yes BTW Custos. Posh I'm not too keen on. I thought the Spice girls were awesome.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, uh Pashima...do you find it deeply offensive that he would be engaged to this poor girl for six years while lying about his sexuality?
And if so, do you personally think he should be slapped?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Did I kill someone? No! No! I only punched them in the face! So how can you call me violent? Are you looking for a slap?"

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahaha. Ouch.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not find it offensive that he shd be married to anyone for any amount of years. I do not believe in this concept of "Lying abt sexuality". I don't think people should be slapped, generally.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(NB Custos, multi-quote ws excerpted from CR's post, above)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm standing by my view on this. My heart goes out to this girl. I helped a chap 'come out' when I was 18, a very good old mate of mine, and the first thing I told him was to stop pretending to his friends etc etc because your real mates will accept you for what you are. I cannot believe that this fellow hid behind a charade, dragging this poor girl with him, for six years. Surely someone must have said: 'This is wrong'.

I can only imagine how I'd feel if I was engaged to someone who later said to me: 'Sorry about the past 6 years but my real persuasion is girls'. I'd never get over that. I can only speak from my own heart on this one and if it makes me in the eyes of the oh so fucking pathetically PC ILM community some kind of homophobe (HOW?) then fuck everyone.

And Pashmina's debates have been so pathetic (esp her one on porn) that I strongly believe ILM is her social life and she never gets out.

― Calum, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

NB Custos, multi-quote ws excerpted from CR's post, above
YEah, I know...but when you isolate it from its context, its suddenly strangely comical. Which is bad, because I was eating ramen noodles when I read it, and choked.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

But I'm okay now.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*

OK who did that?

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 101 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

most of the time, ginger is bloody stupid. i mean calling thatcher a spice girl was dumm. also dumm was getting "prolife" and "prochoice" mixed up. getting an eating disorder wasn't a smart move either. and leaving the spice girls makes her a FILTHY TRAITOR. the only cool thing she did was say that oasis were just the spice girls in drag. and wear big shoes.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I take it that by the above comment you wouldn't like to 'bang' her di? ;-)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

er...is this a music board?
Ah...but Julio...this is Calum-land. No rules but the rules our Dark (Blind Idiot) God Calum forces upon us. There is no such thing as musicians in Calum-land. Just fat chicks, psuedo-liberals and homophobes.
Guess which one of the above we are.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

none of the above. we are conservative instead.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah come on - I give ya a few interesting, weird shit threads to chuckle and be entertained by.

Incidently, I find Geri Halliwell the dumbest, most annoying, pathetic, desperate and most downright feacking hideous celeb ever. I hate her with a passion and I wouldn't touch her with yours.

― Calum, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally back on topic!

I didn't like Geri's anorexia look. She was nice before. Apart from the looks, she doesn't have anything. But in the end she was the least annoying of all the Spice Girls! Victoria is just simply the dumbest woman in the UK, Emma tried to shake off her Baby image by showing off just how horny she is (there's that bit in one of the girls' last videos wherein they look at holographic men, you should see the looks on Emma's face!), Mel B got into horrendous R&B, and Mel C kept her voice.

Still, Spice World was a very funny movie. I liked it a lot. Really. No, really!

― Tijn, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The only one I'd bang would be Emma Bunton in that green dress she wore on Celebrity Streetmate.

I'm not sure Geri's any more or less intelligent than Victoria Spice. But then I guess it's like comparing the taste of dog shit to the taste of goat shit after having been forced to try each at knife point. Or something.

― Calum, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure it's physically possible to be less intelligent than Posh.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Emma tried to shake off her Baby image by showing off just how horny she is

she was always a brazen hussy (said with all awe and adoration) - hello "Naked" on Spice!!

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

she was always a brazen hussy

dave q - how could you???

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum's 'banging Bunton in green dress' fantasy is really putting me off my smoked kippers - (dreams of Alison Moyet covered in taramasalata instead)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

now, now, Steve!

― russ t, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure it's physically possible to be less intelligent than Posh.

hah, check out her bank balance. who says she isn't intelligent?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Since when is having lots of money a sign of intelligence? Erm... George Bush anyone?

― Calum, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

envy is a terrible thing.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Talent != intelligence.
Luck != intelligence.

After watching her and Baby on The Daily Show and seeing both Baby and Jon Stewart make fun of her incredible density to her face and seeing her not get it, I thought she was dumb. After reading copious quotes from her, I remain convinced she is either amazingly thick or a fantastic actress who is ALWAYS in character.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I doubt she would recognise a meme if one were waved under her nose, and she probably wouldn't be able to quote any lines from Don DeLillo or the Dismemberment Plan, or write long essays on Bay Area hip hop '82-91, but she is a millionairess with a luxurious and idle life who gets to fuck David Beckham every night, while we sit here picking at the holes in our jumpers and musing about suicide and credit consolidation. By that very considerable yardstick, I'd say she was a hell of a lot more intelligent than any of us.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'd say that Wealth != Success....but it makes failure alot easier to cope with.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Money != Intelligence

I sincerely hope you're playing Devil's Advocate here.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The politics of envy? Because she can't sing and she's rich, whereas you can and you're not?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not poor, Marcello.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does she bother you so much, then?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

This isn't going to devolve into some deranged defense of Libertarianism, is it?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Libertarianism's got nothing to do with it. I'd swap Victoria Beckham's life for mine any day - all that money! All that sex! Unburdened by the need to think so damned much! Better than the shit non-life which my "intelligence" has bestowed upon me.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

But to have Victoria's life....and to *NOT* be missus thicky thicky thick thick...
That must be better.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, who thinks Victoria will be the Zsa Zsa Gabor of the year 2054?

'tis a shame really, she was the hottest of the Spice Girls, but if she that dumb, it would be *painful* to court her.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No, and stop sneering. She took her opportunities, we didn't; thus she is intelligent and we are thick. End of story.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I completely agree that you are thick, Marcello.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

< /SNEERING >

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think there's any evidence intelligent rich people are happier than stupid rich people. The main problem with being stupid is that you can't understand things that other people can. This matters a lot if it means the difference between you having an ok job and a shit one, or between being exploited or not, or between being bored or not, but if you're rich enough pretty much all those negative consequences are irrelevant.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The main problem with being stupid is that you can't understand things that other people can.

Tom can you expand on this please?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Har har.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Stupid people may have more bad stuff happen to them, but stupid people also find it easier to blame others for it. Whereas smart people end up blaming themselves and thus become miserable, so stupid people win.

― dave q, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

dan- marcello is playing devil's advocate. he doesn't believe in any of it.

(very funny tho').

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(Sorry about the outburst, Marcello. It was uncalled for. Have you considered writing satire?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I write it all the time. I understand my Nick Hornby pisstake on CoM caused some controversy on ILM while I was away.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but you should be getting paid much money for it because you're really good at it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

''I understand my Nick Hornby pisstake on CoM caused some controversy on ILM while I was away.''

ha! so the spector piece was a pisstake.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

with a little bit of David Thomson here and there... ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcello:
"...she is a millionairess with a luxurious and idle life who gets to fuck David Beckham every night, while we sit here picking at the holes in our jumpers and musing about suicide and credit consolidation. By that very considerable yardstick, I'd say she was a hell of a lot more intelligent than any of us. "....

absolute classic.

One thing with Mrs Beckham, though - with all that money, you really think she'd get her teeth and acne scars sorted, wouldn't you?

― russ t, Thursday, 20 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

who gets to fuck David Beckham every night

Either the plot of a new Alien movie or Cronenberg's latest horrorfest, but which?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys are *so* English! : - D

― S Samson, Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

All of us?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"satire" is a nice get-out clause, innit

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It is almost like watching Coronation Street on PBS. Not all but most, Dan. "Cor blimey, Guv, that was a right witty satirical remark." "Howsabout you buy us a pint, eh!".

― S Samson, Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

After watching her and Baby on The Daily Show and seeing both Baby and Jon Stewart make fun of her incredible density to her face and seeing her not get it, I thought she was dumb.

Haha you remember that too? It was amazing, he railed on them the entire time, to their faces, and she made some really hideous joke and no one laughed. So she goes, "Oh, I guess Americans don't get sarcasm like the Brits do," and Jon was like, "You didn't notice it dripping from my entire being the whole time I've been speaking to you." Easily the best interview, ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"One thing with Mrs Beckham, though - with all that money, you really think she'd get her teeth and acne scars sorted, wouldn't you?"

Much as I agree with this, if I'd have said it I'd be called a misogynist... but, hey.

― Calum, Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The best thing about that was Baby was laughing and giving it right back, but Posh was sitting there with this petulant, confused look on her face. I also loved that Baby almost pissed herself when Posh tried to put Jon down.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Regardless of whether or not Callums may or may not be homophobic or whatever, the original subject of the thread is sexist, size-ist and just general evidence of poor taste and a lack of sensitivity. End of story.

Not to mention she's A TOTAL FOX!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Er, I mean, he's wrong, 'cause she's totally sexy...minger is an insult right?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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