Most Obnoxious ILM Poster?

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10. m matos
9. jody beth rosen
8. ned raggett
7. mark s
6. julio desouza
5. lord custos espilon
4. jon williams
3. gier hongro
2. calum

and the worst post on ILM...
1. jp albin

― Daniel Booze (Daniel Booze), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

custos, at least have the guts to troll under your own assumed name

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

haha and spell your own correctly dammit

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

jp albin isn't serious though.... I AM ACTUALLY THAT OBNOXIOUS IN REALITY.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

B b but I like all those people! 'cept Callum, of course ;)

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel cheated.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I DEMAND A RECOUNT

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you fuckers, how dare you forget me???
remember Horace Breaks the Mood? remember Log Bomb? remember all those ignorant things I love to say about Eminem? remember me making light of the Mountain Goats to John D's virtual face, oblivious that he IS TMG (and not TMBG).

you goddamn pieces of shit

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

DO YOU REMEMBER INDIE FUCKING GUILT MUTHAFUCKAZZZ, YOU'RE SMALL TIME HOSS

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

JP Albin is the cop-out vote, Custos.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

RECOUNT! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/jaz82armup.JPG

― Jaz Coleman on behalf of Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

An obnoxious ILM poster top ten without myself, Alex in NYC, or Geir Hongro = can't possibly be real = terrorist propaghanda.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought for sure I'd be on there. It's politics is what it is!

― David Allen, Monday, 24 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I blame hstencil.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait, you did include Geir. Carry on.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, also me and ethan. (my god has the poster makeup changed so much in recent months that you lot don't remember "indie guilt." gygax, ethan, and i were like the unholy trimuverate of ilm annoyances last spring.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

honored as always gag

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yet another ILxer list that completely passes me over. Je n'existe pas, dammit!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

How is Geir obnoxious? He's unfailingly polite and refuses to rise to be riled by comments against him.

Unless Booze means that his opinions or taste is obnoxious, that I could understand.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread sickens me. carry on.

― kephm, Monday, 24 March 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

kephm sickened = check
nate patrin ignored = check
fire honoured = check

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I have clearly failed in my attempt to own this thread. Back to the drawing board.

― Neudonym, Monday, 24 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

9. jody beth rosen

Today, ILM. Tomorrow, the world.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, Jody, you placed higher than me! obviously I have major catching up to do!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly my distasteful rape music thread gives me a BUMP!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

it should probably give you something a lot harsher than that, but we'll let it slide

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't support rape in any way

and especially not by listening to Dave Matthews Band!

That thread will get the best googlers.... you know it will...

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I obviously don't post enough vile porn pics on this board. Time to get asscrackin'!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

gunning for number one, ladies and gentlemen, Jon Williams!

I've never posted a pic, no wonder I'm only no. 10!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030323/capt.1048453535.war_us_iraq_rallies_vaws104.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://while1.net/~xm/misc/jones.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

huh?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

iraq : hollywood :: french : english

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe I'm missing something in the intracacies of Franco-American Relations, but I seriously don't get the above (not the Bueller one) picture.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

<jess>you guys clearly aren't GETTING it.</jess>

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

jess™

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

IRAQ IS FRENCH FOR HOLLYWOOD

What does that even mean?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

jess©

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

IT IS THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX()RZ

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://while1.net/~xm/misc/danzig.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://no1kissweb.tripod.com/ART/nat%20enq%20kiss%20unmasked.jpg [praises tripod gods and crosses fingers]

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Without make-up, Peter Criss was one ugly mortarforker.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

he shaved his eyebrows.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ace frehley looks like a younger billy corgan with a michael jackson type wig

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

paul stanley looks like better midler (mid-bender just woke up)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gaysportsfancentral.com/brian_bosworth02.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Stanley IS Bette Midler

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 March 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

In the Broadway Musical You Better, You Bette

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 March 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh fuck off all of you indie fucks.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 24 March 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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oh custos get over it already

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

< FNORD >All hail the Illuminati Masters< /FNORD >

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh custos get over it already
jess...this whole incident has gone from bad to fun. I'm actually curious, now.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha!!! this is great.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

am i the only one that pictures custos at his pc in full gwar body armor and eating taco bell whenever i read his posts?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no you're not.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I nominate myself for my crankly (typo but I like it) and yawnsome early morning post to the Radiohead thread.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

yes that was v unlike you andrew. it made me smile tho'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a Croydon in Philadelphia?

Does it have a tram system?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

am i the only one that pictures custos at his pc in full gwar body armor and eating taco bell whenever i read his posts?
If only I could < EMBED > a self portrait, you would see how true that is.

There's a Croydon in Philadelphia?
Kinda. It's a small town near Philly. I've heard the British Croydon is a bit scruffy, but Croydon, Pennsylvania is a dee-yoo-emm-pee dump. Levittown, as low class as it is, is upper crust in comparison. Cousin Ralphie is one of my 'poor' relatives. (The reason he hasn't posted in awhile is that his PC got repo'd after he lost his job.)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm.

How many shopping centres does it have? Do any of them have novelty dinosaur themed elevators (Jurassic Park was very big when this one was built)? Any branches of Marks & Spencer?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Nope. Croydon don't have jack shit. It only has a hardware store, a bar, a bowling alley, a Sunoco station, a laundromat and a graveyard. All of them shabby.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Damm i think I uninstalled Neotrace or whatever it was I had on my computer years ago.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Tssk. Bet the bowling doesn't even have Quasar tacked onto the side.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I have relatives in Croydon (though I haven't been there in like 10 years) -- Custos speaks the truth about it. (I also lived in Levittown until I was 2, but I don't have any memories of it.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'm still waiting around for the "Most Mediocre ILM Poster" thread)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, presumably the residents of Croydon, PA's reaction to seeing a Starbucks in their town would be the same as mine when I first saw the one in my Croydon, i.e. "Shit, are we going up in the world or what?"

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't Croydon between Philadelphia and Marcus Hook? I think I accidentally got off at that stop once. Maybe I'm thinking of Crumlyn (sp?).

― Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is morphing into the banal conversation thread.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"So how 'bout dem Mets...are dey bums or what?"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I have relatives in Croydon (though I haven't been there in like 10 years) -- Custos speaks the truth about it. (I also lived in Levittown until I was 2, but I don't have any memories of it.)
Greetings, fellow Pennsylvanian!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I left Pennsylvania when I was about 10; it still find it weird to remember that, technically, I'm a Pennsylvanian. New Yorker, sure; Oregonian, sure; Pennsylvanian? Well I guess so...

this thread is morphing into the banal conversation thread.

See? Even the worst threads can turn great!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the banal conversation is a diversionary tactic

― COLD FUSION, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it is the spice of life.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

unskinny bump bump bump

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

I nominate myself.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

i nominate saul williams

― jake b. (cerybut), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Gear

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Gear

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

chaki OTM

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Geir

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i meant Geir

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Mr Snrub OTM

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Also - That One Guy

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

what happened to cust0s??

― gershy, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:32 (seventeen years ago)

he ate the forbidden apple

― electricsound, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)

not read the whole thread, as i was too shocked/numbed by the inclusion of :

8. ned raggett

the mind boggles if anyone can ever find the ever polite ned "obnoxious"

― mark e, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:08 (seventeen years ago)

the OP is probably a belle & sebastian fan.

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah .. i forgot, but you see i'm with him on that whole groove, hence i aint seeing it as obnoxious, but a simple case of telling it like it is.

― mark e, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

To be fair Ned did shiv that one guy for slagging off the last Slowdive album.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

And he did call for the murder of the Cypriot dude.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

Archbishop Makarios?

― Tom D., Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.fawcettsociety.org.uk/Images/tracey_emin_l_02.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

George Michael?

― Ioannis, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:41 (seventeen years ago)

...or Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, as his mama called him.

― Ioannis, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

There was that whole "calling for a pogrom on Sigur Ros fans" incident too.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

But that's justifiable under any and all circumstances surely.

― Ioannis, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:49 (seventeen years ago)

how obnoxious!

― blueski, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:09 (seventeen years ago)

Tru.

― Ioannis, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:10 (seventeen years ago)

Are feminists manly or feminly? I don't understand.

Also, would manly woman have big breasts or small breasts?

These questions keep me up at night.

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

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