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Cockrock Cliché Jamboree

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Come one, come all, to the Cock Rock Cliché Jamboree!
All you have to do is post a stale and tired cliché that has been used as the title of a (heavy metal|hardcore|hard rock|cock rock) song or album.

Here's a few examples, after being run through a grammar checking
program made in the paelolithic era.

Dead On Arrival.
^<<* G2. IS THIS A COMPLETE SENTENCE? *>>
Now Or Never.
^<<* S19. OVERUSED: Now Or Never *>>
^<<* G2. IS THIS A COMPLETE SENTENCE? *>>
Run For Your Life.
^<<* S16. CLICHE: Run For Your Life *>>
The Show Must Go On.
Fear No Evil.
Lay It On The Line.
^<<* S16. CLICHE: Lay It On The Line *>>

all right... your turn....

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Feel the Noise

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Run With The Pack

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Comin Home
[insert descriptor] Girls
I'm a Cowboy

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Hotter Than Hell

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Keep on keepin' on, you beautiful loser.

Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

x til the break of dawn

(wait, wrong genre)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Cat Scratch Fever
Look What The Cat Dragged In
High and Dry
Right Between The Eyes

brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Cocked'n'Loaded
Gettin' Loud, Laid & Loaded With My Wheels, Whiskey & Women.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm the One"
"On Fire"

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"on the road"

girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"Cities on Flame With Rock & Roll"

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

SURVIVAL

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Hot Blooded

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 March 2003 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"Follow Your Heart", "Lay It On the Line", "Magic Power", "Rock N Roll Machine", "Fight the Good Fight", "As Time Goes By" . . . Triumph to thread!

(There's something perversely fascinating about the level of meta-cliche to which Triumph aspired.)

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"...in the boys' room"
"...in the ladies' room"

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"Cities on Flame With Rock & Roll" is an awesome title!

girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Enough said.

(Note that the only non-cliche song titles - "Mysterex", "Pirate Love" and "Invader Ace" - are all covers.)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

-my way (or the highway)

reo fordecor, Thursday, 27 March 2003 08:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"slip of the tongue"
"slippery when wet"
"red-hot mama"
"boogie ..."

(and oh yeah, TRANS AM to thread!)

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 27 March 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, TNT to thread!, with "As Far as the Eye Can See", "Everyone's a Star", "Seven Seas", "Break the Ice", "End of the Line".

OleM (OleM), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)


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