GWAR vs Green Jelly

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FITE to the death! With body armour, swords, and errr, goo.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Body armour, "light sabres," and discarded Taco Bell wrappers.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Green Jelly win because I can't remember their song.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 30 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

green jelly win because of lame farming puns in their tunes. and that tune was the best onehit wonder ever. werent gwar serious?
whats the difference between GWAR and MANOWAR?

ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

gwar were not one bit serious, my friend. gwar wins outright after feeding green jelly to the maggot.

dyson (dyson), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

GWAR also has twice as many members. Hell, their Manager, Sleazy P Martini could take half of the Green Jelly members on...by...himself!
GWAR would not even need to deploy the Death Pod or summon Gor Gor to defeat these carbon copy-oids.
I can already see the headlines:
Green Jelly. Torn to Peices by Rabid Penguins.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 31 March 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

are you readyyyyyyyy...to worship the cow?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 03:56 (seven years ago) link

did Korn model their "are youuuuuuuuu ready?" after that?

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 03:56 (seven years ago) link

meh friend who has never heard gwar accurately described them as, “kiss if they weren’t jewish.” I lol’d.

24tracks, Thursday, 27 July 2017 05:48 (seven years ago) link

"Ham on the Bone" is an amazing song omfg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 July 2017 21:40 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

ARE YOU READYYYYYYY
TO WORSHIP THE COW???

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 06:03 (four years ago) link

GWAR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Green Whatever

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 18 June 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

Green Jelly just cancelled a slate of shows due to 'illness', but then Bill Manspeaker (vocalist) took to FB and posted from his hospital room and then a day later mentioned he needed surgery.

anybody hear about what the surgery was? seems a bit more serious than thought. idk what his health history is like.

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 17:06 (eleven months ago) link

Green Jelly vs. Mucky Pup

Both hard rock novelty acts with songs about the Three Little Pigs originally released in 1989. Was there some biting going on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HA9x3yfdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phz-BBMY6yQ

peace, man, Friday, 12 January 2024 18:23 (eleven months ago) link

Green Jelly still exists???!!!

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 12 January 2024 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

yep. they have come through here a bunch in recent years

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 19:19 (eleven months ago) link

I think they regularly play the Gathering of the Juggalos (of course). GWAR are still going too! Seems Dave Brockie's demise didn't stop them and why should it?

where did the times go (Matt #2), Friday, 12 January 2024 19:39 (eleven months ago) link

yeah I saw them in 2020. new vocalist isn't as cool but is fine.

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 19:40 (eleven months ago) link

Bill is a good guy

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 12 January 2024 20:33 (eleven months ago) link

I'm just wondering if this is a concerning "heart surgery" type thing or something else.

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 20:39 (eleven months ago) link

that which does not kill us makes us rawwwwwwr

craning to be leather (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 January 2024 21:27 (eleven months ago) link

Yikes this is why

“MEET MY NEW FRIEND TONY CYST” WTF-TV STARRING GREEN JELLO PLUS MANY MANY MORE : Unfortunately what I thought was a ingrown hair or pimple was really a gigantic “CYST” attached to my Spine…Yesterday it got soooo big that it randumbly burst open & I had to immediately go to the doctors…The Doctor removed most of the Cyst but I have to get surgery to remove the parts of the cyst that attached to itself my back muscles…I could literally feel the doctor cutting up the cyst into little rubbery chucks & yanking them out of the large 2 inch gash on my back…Next week I have to return to the doctors for a follow up appointment to schedule my surgery & at that time I will request a Biopsy…I had no idea it could be cancerous…

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 January 2024 00:48 (eleven months ago) link

Green Jelly vs. Mucky Pup

Haha, that post blasts me back into time when I am attending a CMJ or New Music Marathon (more likely the former) and a couple Green Jello Jelly dudes (actually one was a dudette if memory serves) were on a panel. One of the questions from the audience was that Mucky Pup was upset that they stole *their* song.

They were incredulous about how anyone could be upset someone stole "Three Little Pigs" so they did a quick rendition of "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" with "Yes, sir, yes, sir, Three bags full" chanted with table banging for full affect and said Mucky Pup could have that one.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 13 January 2024 20:33 (eleven months ago) link

eleven months pass...

Well this should be an interesting set

https://i.ibb.co/h8rVRPB/20241214-224737.jpg

Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 December 2024 03:51 (one week ago) link

Gwar by a hundred million thousand miles

Slim is good though she should quit and do her own thing

kurt schwitterz, Sunday, 15 December 2024 04:05 (one week ago) link

GWAR were awesome last month

Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 December 2024 04:08 (one week ago) link


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