You're in a time machine and you have to frame rock stars for crimes that they did not commit, who do you pick?

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You get big phaser gun which makes your chosen victim go 'Yergggghhhhaaaarghh' when aimed at their bum and they suddenly die in a unique way but with the fingerprints of whomever you want to frame all over their flacid, dead body. How does this happen? IT JUST DOES OKAY? Anyway, the God of organised crime gives you this when you discover it hidden in an old abandoned locker in the local train station. Given a time machine and a bleach blonde job on your pubic hair you are told to frame 10 dastardly rock stars from times past and present for crimes that they did not commit and then sit back and laugh as they are taken to prison for life. So who would you make eliminate who?

1) Bono from U2 framed for killing The Pope
2) Chris Martin framed for killing Prince Charles
3) Fred Durst framed for killing George Bush
4) Elton John framed for killing Princess Di
5) All of Slipknot framed for killing Hanson
6) Celine Dion framed for killing Giant Haystacks
7) Richard Ashcroft framed for killing Bob the Builder
8) Victoria Beckham framed for killing Margaret Thatcher
9) Cliff Richard framed for killing Jesus Christ
10) Nicky Wire framed for killing Frank Skinner

― Calum, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Charles Manson.

err.. yes.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

See my threads stay empty because they demand THOUGHT. None of this 'what's your favourite bit of art wankery from Loveless' rubbish on my threads.

― Calum, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Calum Good

― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Cold-hearted Calum ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

kevin shields for absconding with all of creation records' money.

― your null fame (yournullfame), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred Durstman just has to be framed for biting off the head of a live bat

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

What's this?!! A Calum thread with no mention of fat chicks!?!?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

2) Chris Martin framed for killing Prince Charles
3) Fred Durst framed for killing George Bush
5) All of Slipknot framed for killing Hanson
8) Victoria Beckham framed for killing Margaret Thatcher

Now, wait, there is a problem here. Who is going to help you kill all these people?
You know, framing somebody for killing somebody who is still alive would be a tough job.. :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Geir read my first post again. All of it.

― Calum, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Revive! In a long history of genius threads, these time machine ones were some of the best.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 24 May 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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