Kurt Cobain better than JESUS!

In a damp bedsit in Dublin
They're playing nevermind to death
You gotta see they all agree
What he meant he never said
Bringing them to their senses a girl cries out in vain
How Jesus' hair was longer than Kurt Cobain

I am the Wallnut I am the wall,
You are the Ringo, I am the Paul,
You are the Yoko, I am the Egg,
And you are the The Breast and I am the Leg,
I am the Courtroom, You are the Love,
I am the OJ, You are the Glove,
You are the fly and I Am the soup
What a city, what a bomb, what a supergroup
Supergroup, Supergroup, Supergroup,
Supergroup, Supergroup, Supergroup,
Supergroup, Supergroup, Supergroup,
What a super super supergroup

In a trailer park in Seattle
They're waving candles in the air
Mis-spent youth doing battle
Over what is and isn't fair
And trying for a clincer a girl tries to explain
How Jesus lived six years longer than Kurt Cobain

And Jesus' Hair was longer,
And Jesus' Arms were stronger
And Jesus' Eyes were bluer
And Jesus' Thoughts were truer

And he will take you higher through the rain and through the fire
And he can take you higher and higher and higher and higher and higher
And the truth was in his hands
And the truth was in his hands
And he took it through the land
And he can take you higher and higher"

No wonder there are so many Christians

So spoke the Prophet John S Hall in the Epistle of King Missile. Amen.

"[Jesus] turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines"

Sounds like Alex In NYC could be a really - I mean *REALLY* - handy guy to know!

You are Alex In NYC wearing too much Jaz Coleman-style warpaint and your baseball cap 'round the wrong way, and I claim my five pounds.

PS

I am 12 and LOVE NIRVANA! I hate the fact that Kurt died when I was only three years old.

What shall we do about Jesus of Nazareth?
Miracle worker, pilgrim or fool

(Priest)

No riots, no Romans, no fighting, no slogans

(Caiaphas)

One thing to say for him, Jesus is cool

(Annas)

We dare not leave him to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control

(Priest)

But how can we stop him, his glamour increases
With every minute, he's top of the pole

(Caiaphas)

I see bad things arising
The crowd crown him King
Which the Romans would ban
I see blood and destruction
Our elimination because of one man
Blood and destruction
Because of one man

(Voices)

What can we do about this Jesusmania?
How can we deal with the carpenter king?
Where do we start with a man who is bigger
Than John was when John did his baptism thing?

(Caiaphas)

Fools! You have no perception
The stakes we are gambling
Are frighteningly high
We must crush him completely
So like John before him
This Jesus must die
For the sake of the nation
This Jesus must die
Must die, must die
This Jesus must die

I don't know how to take this
I don't see why he moves me
He's a man
He's just a man
And I've had so many
Men before
In very many ways
He's just one more

Should I bring him down
Should I scream and shout
Should I speak of love
Let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this
What's it all about?

Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position?
I'm the one
Who's always been
So calm so cool
No lover's fool
Running every show
He scares me so

I never thought I'd come to this
What's it all about?

Yet
If he said he loved me
I'd be lost
I'd be frightened
I couldn't cope
Just couldn't cope
I'd turn my head
I'd back away
I wouldn't want to know
He scares me so
I want him so
I love him so