JESUS HATES HIP

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he does cause it sucks

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

AMEN.

― , Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

NUFF FASSYGEEK GWAN GET DICE UP I WONT HESITAT TO PURT A KNIFE TO YOUR FACE IF YOU THINK YOU COMIN KRISS GET ME

― PACKA-9-MILLI, Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Jesus was a gangsta rapper/he came back from the dead and released a platinum album" - Ill Bill

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST WAS AN ONLY CHILD / WENT DOWN THE RIVER AND DRANK AND SMILED.

HIS DAD WAS OH SO MAD / CHURNED OUT THIS PLANET AND THEN HE CRASHED

― , Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

is that you, Isaac?

― willem (willem), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i mock your value system and i dispute the splendidness of said mullet

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

such audacity!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

My locks ROCK!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

jesus doesn't hate, he appreciates

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Color me a pragmatist, but I'd like to think that if indeed he exists, Jesus has better things to do with his time than worry about Hip Hop. I'd like to think that, anyway.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

With all those miracle abilities think of the beats he could make though. JUST THINK OF THE BEATS

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

He giveth beats and fishies

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

And lo, Jesus turned the piss weak 909 rhumba pattern into the intro to Holy Calamity by Handsome Boy Modelling School!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

the mystery of the hoves and clipses

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

My locks ROCK!
Who wants to take bets that he's long and greasy in the back and as utterly bald as a cueball on top?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

All the more reason to like it I would think

― Dadaismus, Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

If Christ was alive today, he'd write the Leftfield Hip-Hop column for Hip Hop Connection.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dadaismus= playa hater.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

If Christ was alive today, he'd write the Leftfield Hip-Hop column for Hip Hop Connection.
Cliché as it maye sound, I always thought of him as more of an Alt-Country kinda guy.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus was Batman. And Batman is all about hip-hop.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

WORKING REAL HARD MAKING INTERNET CASH / ONE MORE MONTH SITTING ON YOUR ASS

― , Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cliché as it maye sound, I always thought of him as more of an Alt-Country kinda guy.

Dude, man can like one genre and write a column about a different one, can't he? Do you realise how hard it is for a journalist to actually get a job in music nowadays?

Christ would also have contributed to the P&J poll. His favourite album of 2002 would have been "that new one by the Beatnuts" and his favourite single was "Work It".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Big Baby Jesus is surely due to be freed any day now, yes?

Now that the Wu no longer fascinates the globe, perhaps a weekly alt-country column would be just the ticket for Mr. Bastard. That's the kind of savvy career move that impresses a parole officer.

― EC, Thursday, 3 April 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

...as for the actual water-walking, grave-escaping Jesus H. Christ, he would often pick up an oud and noodle idly as he relaxed between sermons. The disciples politely expressed admiration for his playing, but they secretly thought his oud skillz less than miraculous.

― EC, Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nicole is OTM, but also STO (Stating The Obvious)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Big Baby Jesus is surely due to be freed any day now, yes?"

from allhiphop:

Wu-Tang Clan member Ol' Dirty Bastard has been released from an upstate New York prison.

According to sources Ol' Dirty is being held in a New York area mental facility after he was deemed unsafe to the public.

http://allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=1734

― S>C>, Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus was Batman.

B-b-b-but Batman's A Scientst!

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus=batman
Batman=scientist
Bob Pollard=I am a scientist
GBV=GOD

I solved the universe

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"God Finally Gives Shout Out To All His Niggaz"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.gwydir.co.uk/jo/roman/neptune.jpg

wHuZZuP wit aLL U jesUs fReeKz

SEz da goD of da SeA NePTuNe...

FucK jesUs,
FucK goD,
& NiGGa... FucK U 2

― NePTuNe, Friday, 4 April 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

http://www.fecalface.com/POTD/upload/2007/06/6-16-07.jpg

― dat dude delmar (and what), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, Speech from Arrested Development has a new album out?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha nice catch, Dom

― Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.shjolg.com/images/living%20jesus%20christ.jpg http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/IMAGES/jesus_christ_at_getsemani.jpg

You know, judging from the way he looks, my guess is Jesus is heavily into Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Santana, hippie stuff. :)

― Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

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