If you woke up one morning and found Bret Michaels from Poison trying to sodimise your dog while Mel C looked on cheering and swigging lager shandy would you go back to bed?

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Just a random thought.

Caluuuuurrrrm, Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"random thought"? no way.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link


Would this all be happening in my bedroom, or in another bit of the house?

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

In your bedroom.

It was a long night and the last thing you remember is getting drunk with some long haired moron who swears he used to be in Poison.

Next thing you wake up and this is what you see.

Seriously - WTF DO you do?

Calum, Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link


So you have NO MEMORY of Mel C being in your house?

I'd first of all see how my dog felt about the whole thing. If he/she was cool with it, I'd be on the lookout for summat to drink, assuming it was the weekend.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nope, no memory of Mel C at all.

She's just there, and cheering him on.

Calum, Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link


Like "Go on Brett,give the little mutt bastrd all ya got" in a scouse accent?

You haven't mentioned if the dog seems to be liking it or not.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"the last thing you remember is getting drunk with some long haired moron who swears he used to be in Poison."


used to be? poison tour every summer dude!

mistermister, Friday, 4 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

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Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

eight months pass...
This one was good.

C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

Christ, you're deluded.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

Calum doesn't make me laugh, but for some reason, the swans crack my ass up every time.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'd kick the shit out of Bret's face, since I've always wanted to do that anyway. Then I'd make sure my dog was OK. Not that I think a toothpick could harm his rectum, but he would need to have been throttled or something in order to cooperate in such a venture. Next, I think I'd try to find a gay s&m leather orgy somewhere and dump Bret in there while he was still unconscious. Mel? Well, I'd just ask her to leave.

John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

...after she finished her drink.

John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Friday, 2 January 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

The video camera exists for a reason, btw.

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 2 January 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

Good point. Maybe I'd stay at the s&m extravaganza and document the fun. For posterity, of course.

John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

...for blackmail purposes...

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 3 January 2004 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...
Much better Poision thread

CRW (CRW), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

Can we all sing the Television song, "Careful", please?

"I dont care
It doesn't matter to me
I don't care
it never entered my mind
aaaah aaaah aah I don't CARE!"

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

(actually, this did happen to a friend of mine. The names were different, and there was no dog. Basically, she went back to bed but didn't sleep any further...)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

Just another day at the office...

Buster (mokey), Friday, 7 May 2004 07:41 (twenty years ago) link

If you have to do a thread about Poison then this is the way to do it.

CRW (CRW), Friday, 7 May 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

eleven years pass...

We’re all drinkers, drug takers
Every single one of us buns the herb

christmas capybara (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 January 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link

"Every single one of ilm bums the diamond dog"

calzino, Saturday, 16 January 2016 23:56 (eight years ago) link

Surprised at threadstarter

Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/10/24/bret-michaels-poison-dog-rescue/

A rescue husky dog named Bret Michaels has been adopted by the human rock star Bret Michaels.

Michaels, 60 — frontman of the glam rock band Poison — first heard the story of his namesake pup when the Nebraska Humane Society shared a Facebook post about the canine, whose blood was used to save a month-old kitten.

“It’s not very often that our own dogs get a chance to be the hero!” Nebraska Humane Society staff wrote in the Oct. 17 post. “When a kitten’s life was hanging in the balance, 6 year old husky Bret Michaels stepped up to save the day.”

The post went on to explain that three stray kittens, each a month old, had been brought into the shelter in Omaha, and one was in rough condition.

“He was wobbly, weak, and lethargic,” the post said. “These symptoms, combined with the state he was in, all pointed to one thing: flea anemia.”

The kitten — who was later named Thorn, after Poison’s 1980′s hit power ballad “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” — was suffering from major blood loss, which caused him to develop anemia. To survive, he needed a blood transfusion.

“Feline blood is very particular, as far as typing goes, and we didn’t have time to figure out what type the little guy was and find a suitable donor,” explained Alec Rose, a digital marketing manager at the shelter. “That process would have taken longer than he actually had.”

The shelter’s vet came up with a backup plan called xenotransfusion, which involves transfusing blood from one species into another. In this case, it was a canine to a cat — or, more specifically, Bret Michaels to Thorn. The dog had recently undergone a full vet exam and bloodwork, and he was deemed a viable donor candidate.

“It was a really neat process,” said Rose, adding that the kitten wouldn’t have made it through the night without receiving a blood transfusion from Bret Michaels. “It ended up working out really well. After 15 minutes, he was doing great, his heartrate had slowed down, he wasn’t shivering nearly as much.”

Thorn is currently being fostered by the vet who performed the blood transfusion, along with his kitten siblings, Bop and Star — also named after Poison songs. While xenotransfusion is generally not a permanent solution, Thorn is taking iron supplements, which has so far been therapeutic.

“The canine transfusion helps hold them over until there is a suitable feline donor, but it wasn’t necessary in this case,” Rose said.

The Facebook post gave a “round of ap-paws” to Bret Michaels for being “such a calm and brave boy.” The story was shared 2,000 times and reached the real Bret Michaels, who is on his Parti-Gras tour. He is performing his solo music as well as Poison hits, and he is accompanied by various special guest bands, including Night Ranger and Jefferson Starship.

Two days after sharing the post, the shelter received a private Facebook message from Bret Michaels’s official account, as well as a public comment.

“Hi — Team Bret reaching out to you about this. What an absolutely amazing story!” the comment said. “We wrote you a private message as well — Bret would like to explore adopting Bret Michaels (the dog).”

“At first, I thought it was a fake account,” said Rose, who later spoke with one of Michaels’s team members. “He was interested in taking him home.”

Then Michaels himself called Rose to hear more about husky Bret Michaels’s story. He learned that the dog was a stray who was found wandering the streets alone at the end of September.

“He’s a really sweet dog,” Rose told the rock star, adding that he is very intelligent and friendly.
Staff had named the canine — who did not have a microchip or collar — “Bret Michaels” for two reasons. First, the shelter often uses certain themes to name strays that come in.

“We happened to be in a rock star category,” said Rose, noting that they also had a Gene Simmons, a Madonna and a Jimmy Buffett. “We have fun with it as much as we can.”

Oddly enough, the person who found the stray husky and brought him to the shelter is also named Bret Michaels.

“That’s the craziest part of the story,” Rose said.

Choosing the dog’s name, he said, “was just obvious.”

When the real rock star reached out requesting to adopt the husky, shelter staff members were floored.

“There was a lot of disbelief at first,” Rose said. “Everybody’s pretty excited.”

They also felt that it was “definitely meant to be,” Rose said, adding that Michaels told him that one of his three German shepherds died a few weeks ago. “So many things aligned for this to happen.”

Rose recalled Michaels saying he would be “honored to add him to our pack.” The musician is a dog lover and animal enthusiast, Rose said, and couldn’t resist having husky Bret Michaels as one of his own. KMTV 3 News Now was the first to report on the adoption.

In a statement to The Washington Post, Bret Michaels said when he heard about the dog, he right away wanted to get involved.
“The story of Bret Michaels, the husky, saving Thorn the kitten’s life with the blood transfusion was beyond incredible,” Michaels said in the statement. “I was immediately moved and personally contacted the Nebraska Humane Society to say ‘Go no further, I will adopt Bret Michaels, the husky.’”

“I’ve had pets ever since I was a child,” Michaels added. “Being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes at the age of six, it is family and friends, along with pets, music, sports and incredible fans that have kept my spirits rocking.”

While Michaels is on tour, a friend of his who runs a dog ranch in Georgia has offered to look after the pup and train him. Michaels is planning to meet the dog — who left the shelter Saturday — in person next week.

“I’m honored to extend the awesome quality of little Bret Jr.'s life,” Michaels said.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VQWQATSJHRASDDFEMSLLL5YYAI.jpeg&w=1200

Bret Michaels is a 6-year-old husky. (Nebraska Humane Society)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 14:18 (one year ago) link

I read:


Then Michaels called himself Rose to hear more about husky Bret Michaels’s story.

... at first

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link

for a moment did a double take thinking I'd revived this and forgotten about it

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 16:21 (one year ago) link


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