Indie rocker jokes

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Q: What's the difference between an indie rocker and a fruitcake?
A: A fruitcake can actually have dates

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 4 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: What's the difference between an indie rocker and a bowl of chili?
A: I'll fuck a bowl of chili.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Q. Why does the indie rock singer knock?

A. Because he can never find the right key.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 4 April 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the difference between an indie rocker and my mom?

My mom doesn't call her purse a "messenger bag."

― Famous Athlete, Friday, 4 April 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting the classic indie rocker joke out of the way...

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What, you mean you don't know?

― Nick Mirov (nick), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

sellout

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I can't believe you haven't heard this joke! I've got it on vinyl!

― xnelio, Friday, 4 April 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. one to screw in the lightbulb and the other two to suck my cock.

i always thought that was kinda funny.

― JP Albin (John Paul Albin), Saturday, 5 April 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually it's more like...

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to head off to the thrift store to look for used light bulbs, and another to go on the internet to research the best method for screwing in a lightbulb.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 5 April 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

my fav is

A: knock knock...
B: who's there?
A: Morissey...
B: Morissey who?
A: See? I told you that you have no friends!

― ddd, Saturday, 5 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't remember if i heard that here or not - but sorry to whoever i stole it from

― ddd, Saturday, 5 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm still pondering the chili-fucking one.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 5 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Knock knock
Who's there
An indie rocker
Go away, I'm much more indie than you, plus I just got this excellent box set from eBay and if anyone else hears it I just won't be as cool, plus I've got enough macaroni and cheese to last me for a week or so, so screw you

― Neudonym, Saturday, 5 April 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: How many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulbs are so fuckin' 1997. I'm using tiki torches.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 5 April 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone knows that indie kids don't ever have to change lightbulbs because they don't live in one place long enough to have to change them.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 5 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

How many indie kids does it take to clean the refrigerator?

― Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 5 April 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

refrigerator?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The pope, a rabbi, and an indie rocker walk into a bar. The pope orders a gin fizz (natch), the rabbi goes for a Singapore Sling, and the indie rocker says, "Gimme the cheapest, most proletarian beer you have, my bartending friend!" The bartender cards the indie rocker, who is 33 even though his skeletal and pale aspect and bad skin make him look 16, and then (as a real member of the working class) kicks the indie rocker's ass out anyway. The pope and the rabbi laugh at the indie rocker's expense. As does everyone else. So he goes home and puts on some record that's so cool you never heard of it.

― Neudonym, Saturday, 5 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ddd i first read that Morrissey joke in Great Pop Things (cartoon strip by Colin Morton and Chuck Death) maybe 10 years ago, but I don't know if they made it up.

my fave joke right now has nothing to do with indie rockers, but you can spring it on one if you like:

you: you know what the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain is?
your friend: no
you: so you're the one!!

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Saturday, 5 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What is the difference between Sub Pop and the Titanic?

At least the Titanic had a decent band while it was going under.

― E Sewell, Saturday, 12 April 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Also unrelated to indie rockers:

Q: What did the zebra say to the strawberry?

A: If you so much as look at my wife, I'll fucking kill you.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 12 April 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Q: How many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Candles are WAY more obscure.

― melissa langlais, Saturday, 22 April 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

and "authentic"

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://anaheimpoliceassociation.org/Images/IMPROV1.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What do you call an indie rocker without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: How does an indie rocker keep track of his gigs?
A: His "year-at-a-glance" calendar.

Q: What's the difference between a puppy and an indie rocker?
A: Eventually the puppy stops whining.

― musically (musically), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

tghat's the goth one - how many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb, none, they use candles LOFFLE!!!!!

and i saw this one on ilm: what does a stripper do with her asshole each morning? drop him off a band practice

― fzhjk, Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

q: what's the difference between a live indie rocker and a dead indie rocker?
a: the dead one smells better and can't play indie rock anymore

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

q: what's the quickest way to an indie rocker's heart?
a: a sharp blade between the ribs at an upward angle.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Those last two jokes are great ^_^

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What's the difference between Richard Simmons and an indie-rocker?
A: Richard Simmons has made money off of being an obnoxious fag.

Q: What's the difference between a male porn star and an indie-rocker?
A: The male porn star feels his penis is big regardless of what music he listens to.

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Q: what's the difference between God and indie rockers?
A: Thankfully, god will eventually kill all indie rockers if the drugs don't do it first.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What do indie rockers do when they get tired of indie rock?
A: http://ilx.wh3rd.net

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Are your truths always so painful?

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

one tries

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

pwnage

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - it's already been done, better, by some other indie rockers you've never heard of.

― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Q: How many bros does it take to put indie rock before hoes?
A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

what's the difference between an indie kid and an emo kid?
nothing. the end.

― suckyourcockemobitch, Monday, 24 April 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

suck my cock. emo bitches.

― 2em04u, Monday, 24 April 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

q: what's the difference between a thirtysomething indie rocker and a cockroach?

a: about 125 lbs

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get it.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, now I get it.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 24 April 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

A: Why did the indie rocker leave the Villalobos party and with all his cute indie girlfriends?

B: Because the guy from Interpol was DJing at a crappy bar down the road.

(this one was true)

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Monday, 24 April 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

i tried the richard simmons one out ona friend, and got almost a better answer:

richard simmons isn't being watered down and beaten to death by todays youth?

― jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

If indie rock hasn't gotten any better since 2003, at least the jokes about them have.

― Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

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