Is Kelly Osborne's vagina more attractive than her face?

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Hey guys, I'm not Calum, just using his computer (small minds think alike). Just got to say, love the site, but the trendy liberal tolerance pretense seems to disappear whenever an ignoramous like me posts. Still, we should all just give each other electronic group hugs, as we contemplate the depths of Osborne's minge.

― Ewen Millar, Friday, 4 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

so what's the question here toryboy?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 4 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet it smells like crumpets

― Ben Silver (Ben Silver), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

KO the worlds largest hand puppet.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it would be impossible to find between all those rolls of fat

― zilverberg.tk (zilverberg.tk), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

push out the jive, bring in the love

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum and his friends are obsessed/digusted with vaginas, it's like they know they're important but can only imagine them as repulsive objects

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

like gay guys!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Or schlock horror flick fanzine editors.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Mangina

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.smm.org/sln/vollis/meet/ducks.gif

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

what's good for the goose...

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

zwans

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i like Kelly

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Kelly Osbourne r0x0r. I bought the album. Would buy the t-shirt, too.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 4 April 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

She's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 4 April 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

merely fancied her from afar

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Cozen is that just an Office reference or does that bit exist elsewhere in British culture?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 4 April 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, it's blounts graduation party

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's jess' pledge week culmination

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever it is, that guy's gonna put an eye out

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

how low can you go....how low can you go

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

why isn't this a picture thread?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 5 April 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

(Just an Office reference, nabisco.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 April 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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Calum and his friends are obsessed/digusted with vaginas, it's like they know they're important but can only imagine them as repulsive objects
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), April 4th, 2003.

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like gay guys!
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 4th, 2003.

DUDES ... I spotted the obvious 'in the closet' implications of Calum and friends long ago.

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Saturday, 5 April 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Fear...of a female planet.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 5 April 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Internet connection sharing rears its ugly head again.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 April 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

internet connection sharing = the unprotected bath-house sex of the norties!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 April 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

BUMP

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

that Nancy pic never gets old.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 September 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

here's when crispin glover went as her for halloween
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/mtv/mtv_video_music_awards_2003_photos/_group_photos/kelly_osbourne10.jpg

― EAZY E, Saturday, 10 September 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I can't even tell if you're joking or not!

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Is Kelly standing about 20 feet closer to the camera than Avwil?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I like to think she's singing "no woman no cry"

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm thinking "Blame It On The Weatherman".

― Drowning Man (Barima), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Too Punk: The 2005 World Tour"

― PB, Saturday, 10 September 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you ask half of america - kelly has had so many men she's known as "the grand canyon"

― slutto, Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Hey guys, I'm not Calum, just using his computer.

― and what, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

BUMP
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

i read down this far and thought "figures", but no...

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

Would no longer smash, FYI.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

I had completely forgotten about Kelly Osborne until now.

― Display Name, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

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