Metallica: is St Anger going to sort them out at last?

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So, the Metallica OPX thread has revealed a healthy interest among ILMers about the former metal militia, and an encouraging consensus on their glory days.

Now, has anybody else read these reports about the new Metallica album, St Anger? (http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=10957)

It seems to suggest they've sort of backtracked and made the album that would have followed And Justice For All if they'd not been hypnotised by dollar signs. The mentions of Sepultura and Pantera parallels seem to suggest it may just be a belated attempt to catch up with mid-90s metal trends, but I'm still willing to give it a try.

The one Meshuggah album I've heard (Contradictions Collapse/ None) seemed to suggest just the kind of record St Anger seems to be in prospect: ie a parallel universe metallica that actually pursued and built on the complexity and aggression of justice, rather than decided to graft on aspects of bon jovi-ism.

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck them. dont support those cockfarmers.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 7 April 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Screw Metallica, their only good albums were Ride The Lightning, which was spotty, and Master Of Puppets.

"The mentions of Sepultura and Pantera parallels seem to suggest it may just be a belated attempt to catch up with mid-90s metal trends"
Hmm, that sounds like a really bad idea. Pantera were always horrid, and Sepultura pretty much blew it after Arise.
I suspect Metallica'll keep experimenting with various things now, not bother so much with the metal. I have a hard time imagining them going back to thrash.

People definitely need to give up already on any hope of the band returning to such things. Go buy some of those Coroner reissues instead, those guys were better than Metallica could ever have dreamt of.

Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Monday, 7 April 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

More interested in hearing what J Newsted is going to do 'with'/'to' Voivod (or vice versa). btw I like the crap 'Justice' production better than the crap 'Black' production, reverb on bass = involuntary zzzzzzzzzz

dave q, Monday, 7 April 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

They are dead Dollar hungry fucko's.

Two things tho:

1. You gotta love Justice. Coke-metal. What a combo.

2. "Pantera were always horrid." Don't be silly. Please listen closely to 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar' and realise quite quickly the skills. That guitar at the start of 'Cowboys From Hell' - Je-sus. The vocal and guitar harmonics on 'Cemetary Gates'. The biggest riff ever writen on 'By Demons Be Driven.' The stoopid deep vocals on 'No Good (Attack the Radical).' For a time - Pantera was everything.

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Monday, 7 April 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe they mean the Terry Lee Glaze-era Pantera!

dave q, Monday, 7 April 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Urm... well, yes, ah, I wouldn't know anything about that...

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Monday, 7 April 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Too little. Too late.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 7 April 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It would be interesting to hear a follow-up to Justice, even if only to see whether their ability to write longer songs has improved. Metallica always came up with great riffs and idea, but their idea of an 'epic' was to continuously repeat two or three riffs for ten minutes without any noticable development or structure, which is why despite the abundance of brilliant riffs, Justice always sounded somewhat pointless. But the talk about Sepultura influence...I hope they don't mean the Ross Robinson-produced garbage with token 'ethnic' flavours. On the other hand, I haven't heard newer songs in the vein of Troops Of Doom and Inner Self for a long time, so if Metallica can come up with something like that I'm all for it...

< rant >And don't get me started on Pantera. Their HC/metal crossover was probably the worst thing that ever happened to metal and directly responsible for the terrible, terrible Biohazard/Machine Head/Slipknot moshcore trend. Directly ripping off their fellow Texans Exhorder, after their hair metal albums didn't sell - I still have a fair amount of respect for Metallica, but Pantera were always such obvious bandwagon jumping posers. Everything about them is just laughable, the lyrics, the solos, the pedestrian riffs, the extremely silly 'angry' vocals...and their fanbase makes it even worse. I'm very, very glad they've disappeared from the critics' radar since Far Beyond Driven (notable for the absence of a single memorable riff). < /rant >

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 April 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Go buy some of those Coroner reissues instead, those guys were better than Metallica could ever have dreamt of.

this is the most correct thing i've seen on ILM today.

(although pointing out that pantera is just a watered down version of exhorder comes in a close second.)

your null fame (yournullfame), Monday, 7 April 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Re, Pantera: "Everything about them is just laughable" - Exactly. I agree with everything you say completely though conversely, your reasons are why I like them still, although I must say, I fail to find the riffs pedestrian.

And Far Beyond Driven had 'I'm Broken' on it - to my mind a hugely memorable riff. The rest of it was shite though.

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Monday, 7 April 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to mention I'm Broken as well!

Otherwise you're on the proverbial money completely, Siegbran. And even though I can totally agree with your point about the repetitive (and frankly pointless) nature of the Justice-period epics, I still like 'em!

You'll probably be apoplectic with rage to hear that the journalist who was reporting on these 5 preview tracks from the new metallica album did indeed compare them to Roots period Sepultura!

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What Coroner albums are the best, by the way? I think I once upon a time heard a song by them on a compilation album (was it on Roadrunner's stars on thrash - bar none the worst album cover art of any record in any genre - or some noise records album?), and I dimly recall liking it a great deal, but that's been my only exposure to them.

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

For Coroner, it depends a bit.
My two favorites are "No More Color" and "Mental Vortex"
You can basically trace their discography from one end of a scale to the other:
Simple thrash - Complex, well, not-quite-thrash :)

My favorites are the middle ones, "No More Color" and "Mental Vortex" where they're still thrashy, but manage to mix it up with some odd meters and general killer songwriting. In my opinion you can't go wrong with the band though, but a lot of metalheads dislike "Grin" for straying a bit too far. There's also a self titled album, which was released on their break-up, which was about half and half a "best of" compilation, and new songs. And the new songs are soooo good! Quite depressing that poor Tommy T should go to Kreator after that, and then just give up on the bandthing altogether.
That guy's one of my absolute favorite guitarists in metal, as he had a great knack for riffs AND soloing. Not often I find metalguitarists who actually write intriguing and fitting solos. Combine that with some of the finest riffs around, and you've got yourself quite a jolly experience.

If you're more for the pure thrash attack, try Punishment For Decadence, or the debut: R.I.P.


Roger Fascist said:
Please listen closely to 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar' and realise quite quickly the skills. That guitar at the start of 'Cowboys From Hell' - Je-sus.

I've heard these albums many times. Now, "Dimebag" is a fair guitarist, I agree, and Cowboys does have some pretty good riffs strewn about it. I still find it to be a very mediocre record, at times even bordering on godawful.
I'm admittedly not a big Exhorder fan either, though it's been years since I've heard "Slaughter In The Vatican"

Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Monday, 7 April 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Two years after I got Justice and enjoyed the hell out of it, someone pointed out to me how much the songwriting is flawed; upon closer listening that turned out to be true and it moer or less spoiled the album for me since....funny really. Whileit was always criticized for its production I never let that bother me that much (I've probably got hundreds of 'worse' produced metal albums) because the album is undeniably all about the riffs. And the drum sound is pretty unique actually, I can think of no other recording with that huge "cardboard box" bassdrum sound, it does give the album character, although the crappy snare drum sound, the lethargic over-overdubbed guitars and James' thin voice don't contribute positively. Actually, I would love it if more bands put the drums way up front like on Justice, there are too few metal bands in which the drummer is the main songwriter/decisionmaker. One of the reasons why I like (circa '94) Samael, Absu, Arckanum and Darkthrone so much, and I enjoyed Grip Inc (ha! who remembers them?) and later Mayhem a lot more than I thought I would.

And about the Sepultura thing...Metallica have disappointed so many times that this is not something to be angry about about anymore.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree about the Justice production - I've always thought Metallica's main strength was James Hetfield's guitars, so a very abstract and completely unique decision to strip away nearly everything EXCEPT FOR the riffs was a mighty one. The cardboard box drums really work too - I love the start of To Live Is To Die where Metallica's last ever 'misleading acoustic intro' is just bludgeoned to death by the most messianically moronic drum beat and powerchord combination repeated ad nauseam.

They don't write 'em like that anymore!

(and probably couldn't if they wanted to)

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Grip Inc have a new one coming out!

original bgm, Monday, 7 April 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I never heard Grip Inc myself but Dave Lombardo also has a solo album of all drum tracks in the works!

original bgm, Monday, 7 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It should be called "The Lombardo Method" I think.

(I've gotta stop hitting "submit" prematurely)

original bgm, Monday, 7 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the insanely fast one off Justice called again? Dyer's Eve - "Dear mother dear fathaaahhh..." Now that is a tune.

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the thing, Mr Fascist - the few things I've read about these preview songs from the new album specifically reference Dyer's Eve, Battery and Damage Inc as good comparisons for the speed and aggression of the new stuff. That's why I was intereste in the first place to see if anyone thought this likely.

But, as Siegbran sagely observed, Metallica's capacity to disappoint over the last decade or so has proved near limitless...

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

has anyone heard the demo version of St Anger thats been doing the rounds on p2p for a while? is it genuine?

Wyndham Earl, Monday, 7 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just finished listening to it for the first time in probably two years, first reactions:

- haha, Newsted is really nowhere to be heard!
- the solo in Eye Of The Beholder is very Iron Maiden
- it's indeed as much an incoherent riff salad as I remembered. Some of the transitions don't make sense at all!
- "Blackened" starts out great, up to and including the "Fire...to begin with the dance of the dead" chorus, and then gets completely bogged down in tons of senseless riffs and tempo changes
- the drum patterns are sooo predictable...
- ...and the less said about the lyrics, the better
- I was right in picking "Harvester Of Sorrow" for the POX list, it's the only song with any noticable structure and the solo is cool
- they really WERE bad at the very fast songs, "Dyers Eve" is terrible.
- just played "To Live Is To Die" and Enslaved's "Norvegr" back to back, two similar repetitive instrumental epics and the difference is immense...the Metallica song runs around in circles and has to be 'rescued' by finally blending it into "Dyers Eve", while Enslaved builds up this majestic cadence in which bass, drums, acoustic guitar, piano and electric guitar playfully take turns in developing and accenting the main theme...lovely.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought the tempo change in Blackened was one of the very best parts of any metallica song - the slow, grinding "opposition...contradiction" part.

M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.mn.rr.com/syntheticmonkey/images/Metallica.jpg

chaki (chaki), Monday, 7 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...
Thread revive!

They did a good job of keeping it under wraps, but it finally showed up on p2p a little bit before the release date (6/10).

The speed's back, and the sinister-sounding structures are too. The problem I picked up on immediately, though, is that it sounds like they're playing catch-up to a hundred other bands. Stick Hetfield's vocals over a System of a Down track, and that's what St. Anger sounds like. Even when they were pounding away on songs like "Battery" or "For Whom the Bell Tolls" in the 80s, they wanted to be bigger and better than their peers, and kept going until they were. Now that they're on top of the mountain, they've taken the opportunity to get sloppy and lazy. Not the way they did in the 90s. Back then, they were still looking for something else. Less aggression? More melody? Yeah, all of that. But now, they're trying to "fit in" again...and it's really sad. St. Anger isn't the sound of a band pushing itself. It's the sound of a band being pushed.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's talk about the drum sound. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, what the f*ck is that all about?

Paul Cox (paul cox), Sunday, 8 June 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no. It's not the ...And Justice For All cardboard kit again, is it?

Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Sunday, 8 June 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Worse. It's the drum sound of a thousand punk band demo cassettes.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Sunday, 8 June 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow.. were they going for that acclaimed Feelies "tinny" feel..?

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 8 June 2003 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr all wrong, it's great!

Well, very good anyway.

mei (mei), Sunday, 8 June 2003 07:09 (twenty-two years ago)

the transitions in st.anger the song sound beyond fucked up to me. the editing is so strange. like it was cobbled together from 3 different songs and 20 different recording sessions. it doesn't remind me of any glory days that i remember.oh well, i guess bad metal is an improvement upon lifeless and bland sub-par boogie rock.

scott seward, Sunday, 8 June 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

from what you guys are saying about the drum sound, Metallica's been listening to black metal. "cardboard kit" = sounds good to me

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 8 June 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a bit of a mixed bag, really. It's rather forgettable riffwise and they still can't write coherent songs (OK that could be expected). The melodicism of the first four albums hasn't returned, they're completely riff/groove oriented now, like most post-90s US hardcore/metal. James still has a weak voice (again, something that's pretty much unavoidable). The good thing is that it's faster (some semi-blast beats even) and more energetic than anything they've done since Justice. And the raw production, and most specifically the drum sound is really what saves the album. It's not your typical Darkthrone "garder sprinkler" though, it has a nice, loud kick sound and the snare sound has that banging-on-an-oil-barrel feel that I love. The production is really what sets this apart from the overcompressed/neutered sound of most US rock/nu-metal bands. Essentially, it's mediocre material played and produced in the best way possible.

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard the title track on the radio twice yesterday. It may acually be the worst song I've heard on the radio in about two years. (And I think Metallica is normally a fine band.)

Vinnie (vprabhu), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

they'e been playing live on M2 at Rock am ring for about an hour or something and haven't played ANY nineties metallica.

Wyndham Earl, Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to this thread, I downloaded a bunch of songs which absolutely were NOT Metallica, but rather some stupid bands trying to get heard, I guess, by giving their songs Metallica titles and uploading to p2p networks.

I did, however, hear one new Metallica song, which was definitely Metallica. It also happened to be the TITLE TRACK! Wow! What luck! This song sucked the most shit I've heard in a long time and way more than I had expected. Oh my god, it was a tragedy and I really had to force myself to listen to it straight through without skipping ahead.

"Madly in anger with you" ?? Is that for real? That's retarded, especially when repeated over and over.

It's strange but the style Metallica started with masked their inability to write decent songs and actually somehow made them seem like brilliant musicians. Change the style a little bit and it becomes obvious what piecemeal musical clowns they really are. Everything from "...And Justice For All" onward has completely changed the way I hear their older, "better" tunes. Maybe something about maturing has changed the way I hear it as well, but Master of Puppets and Ride The Lightning sound terrible to me now, almost like musical paint-by-numbers. Maybe they realized this themselves when they decided to go for more of a "groovey blues feel" with the black album, but that just proved they suck even more.

Bah. How could I have possibly considered this band so far superior to even the likes of Motley Crue back then? Give me the Crue's worst album (difficult to pinpoint for sure) over any Metallica any day. At least it'll be sort of fun to listen to.

scaredy Cat, Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Give me the Crue's worst album (difficult to pinpoint for sure)

I might have suggested Theatre of Pain, but it's hard to think of an album less worth listening to than Generation Swine.....apart from maybe New Tattoo.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The drum sound is the best part about the songs I dl'ed, I love the cranked-up, wide open ringy snare sound. Reminds me of Helmet more than anything.

(of course it's ironic that they spent god knows how much money on Bob Rock to sound "raw". or maybe it isn't on second thought.)

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

While Puppets and Lightning haven't aged as well as some other popular contemporaries (first 3 Slayer albums, Infernal Overkill, Endless Pain, Morbid Tales, The Return, Seven Churches, Obsessed By Cruelty), I'm still surprised how much I like them - despite many flaws I didn't see at the time (including the terribly bland production of those two albums). I always wonder why so many bands expand on their weaknesses and not on their strengths - Metallica clearly excelled in 1) writing great melodies, 2) writing catchy speedmetal riffs and 3) playing them with a passionate, down-to-earth attitude. Everything they did without playing on those strengths has sucked immensely. It again proves the theorem that artists are terrible at self-analysis. Although St Anger at least shows that they found out about #3.

they'e been playing live on M2 at Rock am ring for about an hour or something and haven't played ANY nineties metallica.

Not only that, the old material actually sounds like the old material! For years they had this annoying tendency to play all their old songs in a Load/Black Album "rock" mode, shortening the songs and speeding up/slowing down the parts that didn't fit their current sound.

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 8 June 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i noticed that the other night. a radio station was playing their set from the 99 Woodstock and they cut some of the old stuff off at the knees. plus, james singing the old tunes with his new "rock" voice was really annoying to listen to. I haven't listened to And Justice...for years but i distinctly remember how horrible i thought the drums sounded on that. plus, how long and tedious so much of it was.( even though there was good stuff on it too) that album was a huge let-down for me. plus, before that, i remember thinking how fucking amazing the garage days e.p. sounded. i still think that's the greatest "sounding" record they ever made. so, double disappointment. and the rest is infamy.
has anyone ever come up with a good area 51 conspiracy theory about Mustaine/Burton? at this point, i'm just gonna give them all the credit for anything good that metallica ever did. it's easier that way.

scott seward, Sunday, 8 June 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only one who will stand by the singles off Load? Hero Of The Day! King Nothing! These songs were great!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fuel" and that "I Disappear" song sucked, but "Memory Remains," "Unforgiven II (too)" and some others were niiice.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So are Metallica finally approaching that same chasm that Ministry did with Filth Pig? i.e. destined to sound more and more like a bad unsigned band imitating themselves?

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned: Let's talk about the drum sound. ;-)
Paul: Yeah, what the f*ck is that all about?
Sean: Oh no. It's not the ...And Justice For All cardboard kit again, is it?
Paul: Worse. It's the drum sound of a thousand punk band demo cassettes.
Donut: Wow... were they going for that acclaimed Feelies "tinny" feel..?

UNVEILED! FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE!
THE ULRICH METHOD!


Step 1: Put Microphone in Shoebox
Step 2: Put Shoebox in bathtub
Step 3: bounce handfuls of Superballs(TM) against shoebox
Step 4: Take recorded results, run it through Pro-Tools and fuck it up
Step 5: When it sounds like a loose ball bearing in either a garbage disposal or a cuisanart, randomly splice between "garbage disposal" and "cuisinart bits"
Step 6: Hire a session bassist who will work for cheap.
Step 7: Don't let session bassist remain audible in mix.
Step 8: Have James take 10 minutes out of his busy schedule to write a few pages of vague lyrics about Corruption, Death and Cthulhu.
Step 9: Copy the results onto the kinds of low bias audiotape you get 6 for a Dollar from Walmart. Mail this mess to your record label.
Step 10: Tequila! Tequila! Tequila!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I was developing a theory...Lars created some sort of technology that ruined his drum sound when Metallica tracks were converted to mp3 and traded between users.

But yours makes more sense.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, fuck...yer right, Paul.
Step 9a: Convert the results of the tape into a 24 Bitrate mp3. Email this mess to their rekkid label.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The fans rave!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 June 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

crue's worst album = 'girls girls girls' without a doubt. although i'm not really counting anything post-corabi because that's when things really started to ride off the rails, there.

maura (maura), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wildside" saved Girls Girls Girls from a completely abysmal death. Dr. Feelgood wasn't as lucky.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm...I just found out St. Anger was actually released last Thursday to combat pre-release piracy. That's what I get for shopping in used cd stores...

Paul Cox (paul cox), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

what about "Kickstart My Heart"??

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah! "Skydive naked from an AEROPLAYAYANE!" The words just bring back freshman year from high school...

OH SNAP, I just remembered that my buddy bought me their comp album on cassette the following christmas. Nothing better than Vince Neil trying to to Robin Zander trying to do Johnny Rotten...

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Rock explains: What's Up With The Sound On The New Metallica Album?

JoB (JoB), Saturday, 14 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

While the concept of recording in that fashion is entirely admirable, the end product is undeniably flawed.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Saturday, 14 June 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

There's something interesting in so clearly thinking through something that's supposed to be thrown together, though. I'm not condemning it, if anything it reminds me of how there's the difference between Romantic poets' public image (yay us the immediately inspired) and the reality of revision. Of course Wordsworth in the Preface to the Lyrical Ballads noted the whole idea was to recapture a moment in reflection, and perhaps more to the point I'm not equating Lars's drumming with "Lucy." Yet. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Step 10: Tequila! Tequila! Tequila!

Hahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 June 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

While the concept of recording in that fashion is entirely admirable, the end product is undeniably flawed.

So OTM it hurts. Many brilliant metal bands work(ed) with the concept of focusing on improvised, organic structuring and deliberately lo-fi aesthetics: Ildjarn, Erasmus, Esoteric, Raven (the Norse one), the Legions Noires bands, but these tended to adapt their entire approach to this ideal, while Metallica/Rock seems to have lacked the vision/flexibility to take that extra step of deconstructing the music on a deeper level. With the result that it sounds exactly like what it is: a heap of badly structured moshcore riffs.

On the other hand, it IS a rather bold step for such a mainstream band. I'm sure label execs have had serious doubts whether this would appeal to the market of overproduced/neutered angstrock a la Linkin Park/Evanescence (although the question is whether the demographics overlap THAT much, in the sense that the average Metallica fan is not 13). I'm fairly sure that the inclusion of those tried-and-tested-in-the-90s percussive mosh-riffs/rhythms were what got them on board in the end.

Siegbran (eofor), Saturday, 14 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with Siegbran -- if they just turned down the vocals and turned up the guitars and let things get a bit messy this stuff would sound much better. They do have guts for releasing such a bizarre sounding record.

In fact, it's almost like they made a weird sounding record to amuse themselves (or Bob Rock), and are saying, "If you want to hear the "finished" versions of these songs, come to our shows." Leave it to Metallica to come up with the post-Napster business plan industry couldn't.

Kris (aqueduct), Sunday, 15 June 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

in the sense that the average Metallica fan is not 13


I was talking to a 13 year old kid today who plays guitar and i asked him what he thought of the new Metallica single. "Oh yeah, it's great". I said,really,you think so? He said,"No!"(he was kidding)"It sounds like a bad linkin park b-side".His favorite current album:The new Lightning Bolt! He also can't wait to go to the upcoming Opeth show.(I did have to tell him who Porcupine Tree were and why he would like seeing them with Opeth-these kids don't know everything!) Staind came on the radio and i said, THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO!! NOT LIGHTNING BOLT! He just rolled his eyes. see, there's hope for the future.

scott seward, Sunday, 15 June 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The child described above represents 0.00001% of his peer group.

Paul Cox (paul cox), Sunday, 15 June 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i know, it's true. he's a freak. like i was at his age. he actually goes to the Paul Green School Of Rock here in Philly. for a monthly fee they teach kids music and every month or so here they play theme shows in the clubs. all sabbath, all punk, all 80's rock,etc. and an all zappa show for the elite kids. james iha wrote about it for spin a year or two ago. i know a bunch of the kids and they are all really cool.

scott seward, Sunday, 15 June 2003 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The DVD is great!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 June 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"and an all zappa show for the elite kids."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 15 June 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

At least it confirms that 13 year old kids have no taste...I mean, Opeth...come on!

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 15 June 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"and an all zappa show for the elite kids."


um, i just meant the kids with the chops to play that tricky zappa shit. Paul Green is unfortunately a big Zappa fan. He even had the kids play before a show that featured some zappa alumni band.
and the kid i was talking to is really into the tricky/quirky stuff like mr.bungle and the like. i always tell him to buy stuff like neurosis and mastodon cuz i am a corruptor of youth.
Siegbran, i know you think opeth are overrated and everything, but have you never liked ANYTHING they have done? anything? i dig 'em and have no problem with them being overrated and i like the new Floyd-ish album a lot too. but that's just me.

scott seward, Sunday, 15 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've actually got no problem with people being into Zappa and Mr. Bungle as long as they go on to become engineers and mathematicians and benefit the world. But if they just smoke a lot of pot and try to make MORE of that crap, then I get pissed.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 15 June 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

anthony needs a bongload, obv.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

after that bongload, you'd also have to get one of the local hot Mr. Bungle fan girls to make out with me to get me to even CONSIDER claiming I like them (so far these ladies have had to settle for me enjoying "Epic," "Midlife Crisis" and "Book Of The Month" out of Mr. Patton's ouvre).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

mr bungle does seem to have alot of hot female fans for some reason.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, Anthony, if you can't appreaciate the brilliance of the first Mr.Bungle album, you need to get your head examined.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually haven't heard that one. I need to get these ladies to give me a personal introduction into the Patton discography proper.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 15 June 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So I just realized that the "St. Anger" single = rock's answer to the Clipse's "Grindin.'" (i.e. beat + vox - everything else)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

only the clipse's beats don't sound like a broken dishwasher

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

James Hetfield is the reason I picked up the guitar...Sadly enough, I don't really want to admit that to anyone face to face anymore. This entire new album blows so much cock...I don't even know how to write words to put this album down. It's a huge disappointment.

ROBERT MULKEY, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't feel bad, billy corgan was the reason i picked up one, and look at zwan. plus that makes me more of a pussy than you.

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a huge disappointment.

How is this more of a disappointment than the previous four albums?

Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

fourteen years pass...

All Within My Hands is about jerking it right

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 July 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

I just posted about this very recently, but at my college I used to hang in a building called Stanger; I’m not even making that up.

the ghost of markers, Saturday, 8 July 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

YOU FLUSH IT OUT

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2019 04:12 (six years ago)

did we ever get this sorted

steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 8 March 2019 05:23 (six years ago)

surely some kind of monster is the enduring cultural artifact of this era

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Friday, 8 March 2019 07:13 (six years ago)

Skom is one of the best movies ever made

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 8 March 2019 07:25 (six years ago)

otm

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Friday, 8 March 2019 07:31 (six years ago)

saw it for the first time the other night, loved it.

brimstead, Friday, 8 March 2019 11:23 (six years ago)

Anyone else heard Jim Breuer Lars impression? It's pretty funny.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 12:54 (six years ago)

I like the scene where Lars wonders if Jason's new band ECHOBRAIN is going to be the next big thing. (It was not.)

Sam Weller, Friday, 8 March 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3m6RM_PTLg

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 14:04 (six years ago)

^ I just listened to this again, and yeah, still pretty funny and really underscores that no surprise, Lars is a total dick.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 15:26 (six years ago)


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