Rock femmes who aint afraid to get nekkid (not suitable for anyone, really)(caution - nudity - the usual shit. whose thread is this? go on -'ave a bleedin' guess)

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I can't believe this hasn't been done yet on ILM. Rock femmes who aint afraid to get nekkid. I officially open this thread with Belinda Carlisle's bottom.

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops35/belinda_carlisle1701.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops35/belinda_carlisle1707.jpg

― Cal... oh you know, Monday, 7 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/romance/91/kylie_minogue_revealing07.jpg

Kylie (naturally)

― Calzy, Monday, 7 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops100/christina_aguilera1612003.jpg

Miss Aguilera

― Calzy, Monday, 7 April 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.best-celebritees.com/gallery_week/danii_minogue/dannii31.jpg

Danni Minogue

― Calzy, Monday, 7 April 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this thread right?

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 7 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the Appleton's in Honest. I'm honestly bewildered by the career decision but I'm not complaining either. Yuck yuck yuck!

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/halloween/354/honest005.jpg

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http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/halloween/354/honest007.jpg

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http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/halloween/354/honest009.jpg

― Cal-erm, Monday, 7 April 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.superiorpics.com/christina_aguilera/images/wetpics/ad583-christina_aguilera.jpg

Miss Aguilera certainly deserves more space!

― Cal..., Monday, 7 April 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.superiorpics.com/christina_aguilera/images/wetpics/AD586-Christina_Aguilera.jpg

I'm sure you agree

― Calurm, Monday, 7 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Great thread, but does anyone else think that "bottom" is
such an unsexy word? I mean, that's what _moms_ call it.

― sqwerl plice (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I agree - much prefer butt, and for some reason the Christina pics aint loading anymore. Why????

And, indeed, this thread is great.

― Cal, Monday, 7 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.superiorpics.com/christina_aguilera/images/wetpics/AD585-Christina_Aguilera.jpg

http://www.superiorpics.com/christina_aguilera/images/wetpics/AD584-Christina_Aguilera.jpg

We shall add some more Christina pics shall we and watch them load this time...

― Calurm, Monday, 7 April 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no we won't

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm, they worked orginally, so what's wrong now??? ILM Moderators please inform!

― Calz, Monday, 7 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

you are a dickhead.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm.. How about Grace Jones?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you too.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone really care if this gets "disappeared"?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

probably the site you are linking to doesn't allow outside links to its images. if you are looking at this on yer computer, it's probably loading thee images from your cache rather than from the site. Is there a point to this? Could you perhaps, like, post up something new sometime, and not more of this shit? Please? It's rather boring.

― Moderat0r Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha this thread is ass!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops32/anthea_corr2003.jpg

You know what's needed? Some paparrazi pics of Andrea Corr getting nekkid!

― Calurm, Monday, 7 April 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops32/emma_bunton21004.jpg

And a down the blouse shot of Miss Bunton...

― Cal.. oh have a bleedin guess, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops32/emma_bunton21004.jpg

And a down the blouse shot of Miss Bunton...

― Cal.. oh have a bleedin guess, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.californiamuscle.com/underwear1/PeriscopeJock1.jpg

― tee hee hee, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have been more impressed if you'd started a thread on nekkid blokes really...

But anyway, some Sam Fox for ya

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops32/samantha_fox2030.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops33/samantha_fox5110.jpg

― Calerm, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd have been more impressed if you'd started a thread on nekkid blokes really...

But anyway, some Sam Fox for ya

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops32/samantha_fox2030.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops33/samantha_fox5110.jpg

― Calerm, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops82/shakira25701.jpg

Shakira

― Cal..., Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/christmas2001/sophie_ellis_bextor11003.jpg

And a near topless pic of Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Best thread evah!

― Guess who, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Next up: ILMers who ain't afraid to get nekkid!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd3815/swans-104.3.jpg

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

If there isnt a flood of gayporn in a few seconds I will pretend to go on a drunken rampage and delete this thread.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't find the one of Warren Cuccurullo pouring wine onto his erect penis anywhere.

― Ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, I was tolerant in the past, but honestly, Noodles. You could delete this thread and no one would care.

― kate, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/20011130032424/www.popbollocks.com/tobey.jpg

― Adrian Langston (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(many are unaware of Tobey Maguire's early career collaborations with Joe Cocker)

― Adrian Langston (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, you really should just start up a thread on men's bits. I don't see posting pics of blokes genitals somehow counters what is a perfectly fine thread (or is looking at pics of nekkid women sexist?).

http://www.smuthosts.com/users/hqpics/pictures/caprice/07.jpg

http://www.smuthosts.com/users/hqpics/pictures/caprice/17.jpg

Anyhow, Caprice was a rock stah once right?

― Calzer, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/classic/279/tina_arena202.jpg

Tina Arena

And Patsy Kensit once did the whole singin in a band thing didn't she?

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/brazil/75/patsy_kensit035.jpg

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/cinerama/brazil/75/patsy_kensit059.jpg

And Gail Porter is married to that chap from Toploader so let's have a couple of her too (I aim to please):

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops08/gail_porter08.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops08/gail_porter05.jpg

― Calster, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is I just know this will be the most looked at thread in ILM history. FACT!

― Calz, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

dream on, tory boy. You know when you go in the newsagent's? You know, there's this big rack full of magazines? Have you noticed that some of those magazines are titles other than FHM?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"all magazines are slowly becoming Playboy" - me, 5 years ago

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Tory boy? Tory boy? Pashmina that is baffling. Have you read any threads were I've actually expressed some personal politics? I think you'll find that my views are about as far removed from Thacherism as you can get. Pur-lease. And considering the pro-censorship view of the Tories (who even deny the BUAV a stand at their rallies and denied the UK a Freedom of Information Act) I can't see how my liberalism actually equates itself to Conservatism. I mean, really... silly girl, go out and have a jog around the block, maybe do the world of good.

Ah shit, yes I have the flu. Nothing better to do than sit wrapped in my duvet and post on ILM. Forgive me, I am sick.

And Pashmina, FHM is shite. I've never bought it in my life.

― Calzer, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha calum, your taste for images ov wymmyn so photoshopped, so ultra-retouched that one might as well be ogling jenny the realdoll (nsfw, as if it matters on this thread) makes me think you would probably enjoy FHM immensely!! (BTW how do u know it's shite if you haven't read it? I have!! It's almost as good as Marie Claire!!) Images such as those u have posted above abound in FHM, all lovingly retouched so that your wanking will never be ruined by the ph34rs0m3 sight ov hairy armpit or mole near oh-so-perfect nipple!! Pick up a copy next time yer in w h smith!! you'll love it!!

here's a real womyn, who I'd do it w/in a second!! suprise!1 the actual subjeckt of one of yer gyno ph34r threads a mere few days ago!! Go on, take a look!! rowr!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/urban/images/up_missymain.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

At uni one of our flatmates was a proper lad and, yes, he bought Loaded and FHM. Had a look through them, but found them boring. Hey, if you want porn buy Mayfair you know? Why settle with a few shelves lower! Heh heh heh!

Seriously though, you can get porn with pregnant chicks so I'm sure you can get porn with women with hairy armpits and so on. Then again, like most men, I kinda don't like seeing that. By issuing an attack on that you're issuing an attack on my sexuality so FUCK OFF you silly, ill-informed moron.

Then again, this is the same Pashmina who thinks all porn is degrading. I'm reading a book just now written by (gosh) a woman and a man who decide to make a porn movie. It's called 'Once more with Feeling'. Well worth reading. The girl used to write for The Guardian oddly enough.

If your idea of a real woman is Missy Elliot then more power to you. Guess you wank over the idea of being dominated (oops, wimmin don't wank - sorry).

― Calzer, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha calum, you are as thick as mud.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Pashmina, I was being sarcastic (oooh boy). Judging by the time you spend on ILM I think it's safe to say that you don't get to experience the joys of human bonding all that much. Fair enough. But because of this you've become a bitter, hatred filled, ugly little demon and I feel genuinelly sorry for you. I just want you to get laid or meet someone special.

Good luck.

― Calzy, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

haha calum, the stats do not lie;
posts in last 30 days:

nr 344 "calz" 13 posts
nr 323 "calum" 15 posts
nr 308 "calz" 17 posts

me: you don't even get on the list if you've made less than 10 posts

so who spends more time here, eh? a "bitter, hate-filled, ugly little demon", that's who. i've actually made a couple of real-life friends through this board, who the fuck would want to know you irl, i wonder?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm ill and for 3 days have honeslty had little else to do. I apologise. I need to go out and get more ill. I'll just check and see if the nightclub's still open.

Sigh.

― Cal um, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

this MIGHT be a good thread if any of your images worked, Calum, or if your crushes weren't so pedestrian; lack of imagination is FAR more unforgiveable than being crass

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha wait a minute i've got one!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1240000/images/_1242394_bjork150.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.rogers.com/opal/images/illustration/01_a.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://planetjackson.tripod.com/news/bjork.jpg

he's the king of pop, right?

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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