iPod owners: the tracks you don't want people to know you're carrying around

Anyone who has an iPod knows how wonderful they are, but have you ever stopped to think that yours could also be an incredible source of embarrasment, too? After all, carrying around 1,000 tracks, you're bound to have a few horrors on there that you can't reasonably justify but still can't help loving. At home, you can hide these records in between all your good ones and no one need ever know, but now all it takes for the darkest recesses of your musical tastes to be revealed is for someone to spin that touch-sensitive wheel in your absence. I thought of this while walking to the trains station listening to Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phil Bailey the other day. What are yours, go on embarrass yourselves, we're all friends here!