what do you think Autechre call their genitals?

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my suggestions: Rotary Glymph¬#9, Byhb Dul Q

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fyle undah: Atak ov Meeht Ghun

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

jack leads.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Fold4 Wrap5

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll know I've truly "made it" as a musician when I come across a webbernet message board thread asking what my band calls our genitalia. God bless Uhmayrickuh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

2 \/eg

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

carr ot n2 oniosnszzz

― Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

more like Chip-0 Lata>n Sultan AZ

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they would name them perfectly normal names. Like Fat Tony, Vanderbilt and Perkins. However, each of their organs' three segments probably have the ability to detach from each other like in the Mighty Orbots and lead seperate lives, possibly hovering somewhere in the ionosphere in a geostationary orbit keeping track of their owners, ready to discharge a terrible blast of laser energy to destroy any approaching whey-faced yokels fed on Netto brand bread and beans.

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fat Tony, Vanderbilt and Perkins"?!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Perkins

Classic thread for that alone...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

and proof that Chriddof really is due that six part BBC alt comedy show commission any day now

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

However, each of their organs' three segments probably have the ability to detach from each other like in the Mighty Orbots and lead seperate lives, possibly hovering somewhere in the ionosphere in a geostationary orbit keeping track of their owners, ready to discharge a terrible blast of laser energy to destroy any approaching whey-faced yokels fed on Netto brand bread and beans.
Dude, if you had said Voltron instead of the Mighty Orbots, I coulda made a reaaly rude joke with "...and I'll form the Head!" as the punchline.
But anyhow...in this cosmology, is the Umbra some sort of ball-busting cocktease?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

blls 0.1 and 0.2

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

blls 0.1 and 0.2beta
penis 0.1devel
scrotesack 0.1pre-alpha

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― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"my wee willy wanker"?
m.

― msp, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Beavis & V-hed

― Adam A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Beavis & V-hed 0.0

― Adam A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I know for a fact that Rob's doesn't have a name. My Skam Records related ex-girlfriend got quite personal with him on a recent UK tour.

(FTR, said personal exchange happened long after we were through.)

(although, how IDM would it be to say that you wife-swapped with Autechre)

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

they throw their car keys in the bowl along with all the others, then sample this and make a 13 minute glitchore symphony out of it and call it Sregniws

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ital's
-- is what they could as well call 'em

― t''t, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

boards of canada

― jd, Friday, 25 April 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Funkstorung. That's what I'd call two guys always hanging around me, anyway.

― R. Geary (rgeary), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that an SH-101 in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

― Cub, Friday, 25 April 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Judging by their music, I'd say they have no balls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i really like the new album.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly they have balls of steel

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

V-Pric

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

No one's said the obvious yet: knobs. As in knob-twiddlers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

dillznk//+b(0)zak

― Nik (Nik), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

as it's Autechre season, time to bump the best Autechre thread

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 November 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

Second Bad Vil-Bellend

― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

No one's said the obvious yet: knobs. As in knob-twiddlers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:33 (7 years ago)

― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

huge chrome cylinder box unfolding

they wish.

― chachuuung, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

screwfix and toolstation

― jed_, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

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