This is the thread where ILM makes an arguement for why popular music should never, ever be linked to selling sex or any form of sexual fantasy...(caution - nudity)

(and yes ok we get it: you've read kristeva and have found something there to get behind. congratulations! why hasn't it occured to you that other people may have investigated this stuff too and reached different conclusions? that the amount of different ppl/perspectives there are to accomodate around here might make the level of debate on say sex issues MORE sophisticated, not less? do you honestly put so much stock in lad-mags that you believe their take on sex is some divine revelation that's going to unshackle us from narrowmindedness?? LOOK AROUND YOU MAN - the 'anti-pc' stance is like the most ass-backward mainstream reactionary frightened conservative line ever, especially now after fucking YEARS of it)

(not sure why you've decided it's pashmina dogging you on that white stripes thread, but to get indignant about that after all your name-calling and insistent trolling is a bit rich, don't you think? your serious threads might eventually be taken seriously if you made an effort to not slip into Maxim-hissyfit-mode every time someone disagreed with you)

go on. git. go on.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=calum+robert+waddell

i find his explanations of his tedious masturbatory threads, more tedious, more pseud-intellectual, than his usual 'calum robert waddell thinks geri helliwell was better with bigger tits' threads - which pop up with the frequency and sleaziness of hard-ons at a peep show on the main strip.

LICK THE SCREEN. REACH OUT AND TOUCH IT

Funnily enough, I just find you tragic. I hope you are doing okay though. I have a picture of you trying to cyber with strangers online, which I hope is untrue. I'm sure you speak to girls now and again right?

Calum: Me masturbating on my keyboard is a perfectly reasonably reaction and is justified in the sexually free times of the pop music of the earlier 90s where Atomic Kitten, being the first band that I blew my load to, whilst in a fit of intellectual stimulation by reading the back covers of all of my Derrides novels. Of course I also remember how unreasonably large their bums were. Per say, is this yadda yadda yadda... (Read: A boring moron who jerks off and writes horror movie reviews - you are not alone, Calum, but shit man, I don't want to be confronted with it everytime I read ILX. Is there not a Dario Argento film convention where the rest of the boring morons have a circle jerk or something to Asia's picture?)

Go on. Git.

"You're a lonely geek hanging out on the internet."

"No, YOU'RE a lonely geek hanging out on the internet."

"No, YOU are."

"No, YOU are!"

(Time lapse photography of the sun going up and down, the seasons changing, etc.)

Ha ha... other fit female theorists Calum?
Calum: I'd do that Andrea Dworkin bird... might make her lighten up a bit...

No seriously Calum, music is all about sex/repression of sex... It's all about that duality of sublimation-release in much of the music I like and within pop, sex has always been used as a marketing tool. however, what has Jo Guest got to do with that and how are posts like the last one going to lead to any kind of meaningful debate about these themes (still think the phil collins one was funny, though)

"I must admit, turn the sound down, and you have a new side of Ms Bunton - she's hot, she's horny, and she's wet and wiggling about in tight blue undies! Mmmm!"

Hmmm...

Sonny - the fact remains: you have sinister ideas about strangers on the internet, wishing them to be the gang rapist of your perverted and dangerous fantasies. I actually think there is something more sinister about this chap, I strongly believe he is unable to communicate with 'real' people and instead has umpteen subscriptions to various +|-|/-\¡ k¡|)|)y |=¡|)|)|_¡|\|G 5¡+3Z. Someone should report his IP number to 0p3r4ti0n or3!

Actually, I just did!

Arggghhh! Is that you're front door Sonny?

(post moderated at the request of the recipient of the above flame. please remember that everything you post on ilx winds up in google's database, and be a bit more bloody careful)

I bet Sonny gets up and leaves night clubs because he blows his wad whenever he sees a bare ankle. The song of the repressed is sung by Sonny, somewhere in his lonely room...

Dude, the song of the repressed is calling everyone else repressed while making cum jokes. What you need is a cock in the ass.

What does this do for you, Calum?

i like the shadow (bottom, left, just next to the black box)

conjecture aside, I agree with what "jones" said

Thanks in advance

And nice to see the class war mentality. Only those well read should speak of sex you heathen! The irony being that I AM well read, very well read in fact, but not so arrogant that I would assume this means only I should speak about sex. It's one subject that stretches across all class boundaries and I find Sonny's assumption over who can and can't address the subject patronising and offensive. But then he's a product of Thatcher's Britain which is very, very evident...