― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― duane, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― tarden, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― Venga, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
So, this guy dies, and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates, and shows him around. They see Shakespeare sitting with Wordsworth, playing chess, and so St. Peter says "Now, obviously, this is the writers' corner."
They walk a little futher, and there is Michaelangelo sitting sipping ambrosia with Rosetti. St. Peter says "Clearly, this is where the artists go when they die..."
They walk further along, and there is a ping-pong table, and Jimi Hendrix and Brian Jones are playing doubles with Beethoven and Bono. "Now these are our musicians..." St. Peter starts to say, but the guy cuts him off.
"Surely, St. Peter... Bono isn't dead yet!!!"
"Oh no," says St.Peter. "That's God. He just likes to *pretend* he's Bono every now and then."
― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
Lennon did not believe he was the messiah, he was just bolshy regardless of his fame. Not sure about Bono Jim Morrison had a messiah complex and why not? Prince has one and is a wanker as a human being
This is the central point.You don't have to be a wanker to have a messiah complex. Although it's a pretty wanky thing to have Jim Morr
― tom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― Madchen, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― mark s, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― Momus, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
I don't remember anyone claiming that you were, Ed.
― alex in nyc, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
― X. Y. Zedd, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link
But that's according to a mentalist.
― Nick Southall, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link