The Cheeky Girls and One True Voice are back!

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I seriously thought these would be one hit wonders... until I saw their new videos!

The Cheeky Girls, sadly, lack the sex appeal to really win over the teen pop market and the songs are shit (which is secondary to the sex appeal in the market they are in, but without even that they seem fucked).

One True Voice - well their new single sucks too, but the one with the long black hair is super fit and they all seem to have been picked on how good their legs look in short skirts, so who knows? Maybe they'll sell a few records.

But anyone else feel the market is now dropping for teen pop as Avril Lavigne and Christina actually make a feasible attempt at selling some sort of emotion to the kiddy pop market?

― Calum, Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

One True Voice - well their new single sucks too, but the one with the long black hair is super fit and they all seem to have been picked on how good their legs look

calum in is-homo shocker.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

weird timing - i just saw that "cheecky song" video on t.v. and laughed my ass off.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the thought of One True Voice in short skirts...yeesh - i can only assume Calum meant Girls Aloud

its taken quite a while for Girls Aloud to get a new single out don't you think? whats going on there? and what of One True Voice themselves? is their career over after their debut single only made a pitiful number 2 in the charts?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha!

You're right - I meant Girls Aloud. I don't pay attention to their names, I only know I like the lady with the dark hair and the long legs.

Come to think of it, what has happened to the boy group? Have they given up on them?

If I'm drunk at a nightclub I really can't see myself dancing to The Cheeky Girls (I'll leave the floor at few things but Geri Halliwell, The Steeotraviscoldplays and Eminem will do it) but I imagine I'd boogie to Girls Aloud if I was intoxivated enough.

― Calum, Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i am hatin' on Girls Aloud big time - the first single was nothing special at all, just a mash-up of 'Addicted To Bass', 'The Beat Goes On' and numerous other groovy trax but ended up sounding nowhere near as good as any of those - and the girls dont seem to have any character or distinction at all

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not keen on Girls Aloud much either,that twangy guitar sound they've got gets on my nerves.

― Paul R (paul R), Friday, 18 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

steve that first girls aloud record was great!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 18 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Girls Aloud... just seem a bit fucked, really. SOTU was a decent pop record, but Louis Walsh appears to have some bizarre 'master' 'plan' which involves their complete disappearance from public life. This is possibly his idea of 'classy'. It's very confusing, alongside the fact that they are quite easily the shiniest pop group I've ever seen, it's like they're made from wood panelling. Which is really very odd. Two things:

1) is the new single a ballad?

2) do they sing it whilst sat on stools, then stand up for the 'rousing' bit, or does Mr Walsh just do that for Westlife? If so, has he decided that Girls Aloud's 'gimmick' is to be that slightly naff microphone shoving thing?

As for One True Voice - they just seemed fucked when Waterman got adamant about them being a male vocal harmony group. Perhaps he was attempting to nark Walsh by showing that he could actually make an exact clone of Westlife. Either way, he's naffed it up a bit.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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