Madonna: bitch got mad flow

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I'm drinkin' a soy latte
I get a double shotie
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out their bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm diggin' on the isotopes
This metaphysics shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied

I'd like to express my extreme point-of-view
I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing is what it seems

Genius

ss, Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper"

Uh?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

The genius, as explained by Madge herself on CDUK is the irony in that although the single is called 'American Life', the rap is about her life in England. It's rrrrreal.

ss, Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

The "this metaphysics shit is dope" is the best line

ss, Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

the bit where she says "I'd like to express my extreme point of view" sounds as bad as any dreadfully embarassing attempt at rap has ever done

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Only eclipsed in utter cringe-worthiness by the next line 'i'm not a christian and i'm not a jew'.

ss, Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

She's got nuthin' on Freddy Durst, yo!

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Sunday, 20 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still am kind of confused as to why not being a Christian or a Jew is "extreme", I mean, what about muslims?

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe her point of view is not delivered in the the very next line.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe it's not delivered in the next 300 albums.



What the fuck is she still doing working with Mirwais, first of all I'm not hugely impressed by anything he's ever done anyway, second of all if he had a time, it is surely past by now, the production is ok and just kind of okayish, but it doesn't really have enough bite from the pop end or the dance end, just kind of gloopily in between.

She should have picked someone more contemporary, not electroclash though, no sir.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan stole my answer. It's not like she expresses a point of view after the next line, so I'm going to have to assume that her point of view is that she doesn't follow either of those religions.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

the last bit is absolutely awful, as is the chorusy part of the song...but i do like the idea of Madonna driving a Mini Cooper

and Ronan i'm surprised you dont like Mirwais. i agree he's milking a formula too much now but 'Naive Song' and 'Disco Science' are still great tunes - the cut-up effect was quite novel then, i hadnt noticed anyone else do it like that, its not quite the same as what Todd Edwards or whoever were doing.

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 20 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm sure Mirwais could do something like 'Rippin Kittin' or WIT's 'Ooh I Like it' if he wanted - he needs to branch out a bit and work with other people or just on his own again definitely. its unlikely Madonna will use him again anyway, based on her track record. maybe she's got Matmos or Venetian Snares lined up next...

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 20 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just face it, man. Madonna just ain't got flow. But to be fair, I don't think her rapping was meant to be taken that seriously.

Joseph Goss (wingwalker), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rippin Kittin is one of the best songs in ages, actually

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

That line about the latte which is a double shottie and goes straight through her body... sounds like a goddam laxative.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Madonna has single-handedly destroyed the coolness of the Mini Cooper.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 20 April 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

sounds like a goddam laxative.

DAMN I wish I wrote that. Hats off to you, Colin.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 20 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, the Mini Cooper was never cool. I hate those fucking things, only Wall Street bastards and "cool" middle-aged moms drive those things, which I guess means it makes sense that Madonna got one. She really pisses me off these days, for serious. I blame Guy Ritchie, he's fucking crap.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why would someone on Wall Street drive a mini?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I disagree. I think the Mini Coopers were completely cool. The wife (a Brit, I might add) and I covet a red one with brilliant white racing stripes (and the requisite Killing Joke sticker on the fender, of course). But, y'know, Madonna's vile touch has sort've ruined it for me. Alas. Good thing I don't have a driver's license.

Guy Ritchie was sucked dry of any credibility by that vile succubus.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's just horrible, I mean Madonna I WANT TO LIKE YOU, same goes for you Mirwais, once I came in and one of your videos was on MTV and admittedly I enjoyed Enigma that night but still, it was a good video. Why must you both fuck up so badly???????

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I used to have this massive urge to blow up the Mini Cooper that used to be parked on my street. I even plotted out how to do it, but then I started discussing it with my ex and a good friend and decided to use the plan on my cousin's car instead. Unfortunately, we never actually did it, and by the time we figured out we were too lazy to drive out to Wading River to blow up a damned car (I think it was cos my cousin called me a drunk slut or something and demanded his Tiffany lamp back), the guy on my block moved the Mini Cooper somewhere else. That's the biggest disappointment of my life, actually.

Guy Ritchie has the credibility of a loaf of Wonder Bread. Once, I was in this Italian restaurant with someone and we were sat next to this super obnoxious British guy who had some kind of contacts in the film industry and just kept going on and on about them, really loudly. So I dared Ramon to go ask the guy if he was Guy Ritchie, in a really fawning voice. He did, and the guy wasn't even insulted! He said, "Oh, heavens, I wish, cos then I could shag Madonna!" I was like, well that's a weird response.

Please note that this has nothing to do with Madonna's mad flow.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Guy Ritchie had crediblity?
I mean, his claim to fame (prev. to becoming Mr. Madge) is being one of approximately 8 billion Tarantino clones.
Considering that Madonna has always been a trend-whore (I mean that in the best possible way, of course, I mean, there's nothing implicitly wrong with being one), her and GR deserve each other.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

The next time you plan to blow up a Mini, please make sure it doesn't have a Killing Joke sticker on it first, as it will invariably be mine.

Guy Ritchie had talent. Witness "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels." And then Madonna showed up and drained him of his talent. Witness "Swept Away". Case closed.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

A Mini Cooper with a Killing Joke sticker would've automatically been spared by me, even back when I plotted this out like three years ago, or maybe it was two.

Ugh. I'm just not going to say anything else about Guy Ritchie because quite honestly Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels made me want to hunt him down and scalp him. I think that was when I stopped going to the indie movies, actually. No, wait, actually I ventured out a few times after that, until I saw Waking Life and just said fuck it. Regardless.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper"

I thought this was a line from "Puttin' on the Ritz."

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

call me crazy but i think i prefer Snatch to Lock Stock

stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Never saw "Snatch," actually.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

its great how we can all rap like Madonna at least

'i drive a Ford Cortina
best car you've ever seen-a
i'm like a ballerina
when i drink my Ovaltine-a'

stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Madonna E. Smith.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Snatch is ridiculous. It's like my mom's favorite movie, take as you will. I'm amazed she could follow it, actually, considering the difficulty she's exhibited following films like The Matrix, 12 Monkeys, Akira, and Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, that sounds like the perfect case for the old 'shove a potato in the tailpipe' trick.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that in reference to my mom? That's not cool. Actually, someone did sabotage her car once, but that's a story that's totally off-topic beyond anything else I've said so far on this thread.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nothing about the new Madonna record is classic or dud enough to even merit judgement. Mediocrity, most fully realized. Yawn. However, I too appreciate the remark about lines from her songs inducing a regular bowel movement.

maria b (maria b), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

of course Snatch is ridiculous...thats not much of a flaw really, altho certainly there are several things wrong with the film. still i enjoy it like the curmudgeon i am.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

You people are all insane.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know you are but what am I?

From what I've heard of the album, incidentally, all the songs are basically very similar to American Life, sans rap. The cover art really irritates me.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

madonna has been studying kaballah.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 21 April 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

It reminds me of the Simpsons in the later seasons when they went meta: the rap has this jokey "isn't this crap?" vibe that still doesn't excuse the fact that it's crap.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

As I am ranting on AIM, the problem is that stuff like "Get Into the Groove" sounds hot as hell at the moment and new Madonna work feels to me like a pizza turning up at your house after you've already eaten the one you ordered, I mean why bother, she's already hip, stop trying to sell shit records off the back of that. Why is she reinventing herself when history has reinvented herself for her.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan is otm, nothing off of her albums w/Mirwais sound half as now as "Into the Groove". But that might just be cause I'm an old fogey.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

No you're right! unless I am an old fogey.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

The proof: more people get up and dance in bars when you play old Madonna than when you play something off of Music.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah i agree fully about reusing mirwais, it sounds stale. she should have worked with roll deep instead.

minna (minna), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

What a hilarious "rap."

David Allen, Monday, 21 April 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

New madonna is just shite, like I wasn't joking about wanting to care, it's like getting primetime advertising and smacking your audience around the head with a stick.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now you're exaggerating.

Sean (Sean), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan, Ally and Nicole are all OTM. Perhaps the problem w/ Madonna is that she's still trying to sound like the future, but I think the idea of pop as the future is pretty much out at the moment, since about 2000 maybe. She would have been better served going the Kylie route and just returning to dance-pop wholeheartedly (like, obv. stuff like "Music" and "Impressive Instant" would have been brill if they weren't so nudge-nudge-wink-wink; instead they are rub, maybe not so much the former but especially the latter).

Which producers *should* Madonna be working with? My vote goes to The Modernist - Madonna would be great at stuff like "All Around (Everybody's Kissing)". Or Shakedown! Prickly house-pop - yes!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 21 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I'd have liked to see her ridicule herself with Gonzales or someone, but I guess that's not plausible.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 21 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is pop music--songs matter more than notes.

I agree. I have posted a couple of times about this issue, and Madonna is one of the worst offenders in terms of singers who lose a lot of their charm once they learned how to sing "properly". I think with Madonna her enunciation might be a problem too, she over enunciates a lot of words now while in the past it was much more natural.

It would be interesting to hear what Dan Perry has to say about this.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

he would probably say something titillating.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, Dan and JBR to thread!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Madonna's 'learning to sing' (thanx Evita!) annoys me even more than when Elvis Costello 'learned to sing' circa 83, 84.

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the over-enunciation kind of hurts her technical merit? I would be interested in Dan's take.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, the more that you mention it...especially since he's a luvvah of the single and album from what I remember.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, Dan and JBR to thread!

OK, well, I'm very pro- vocal training. It helps you learn how to do stuff with your voice, how to manipulate it instead of letting its limitations control you. See, Madonna now has the option of either being a one-dimensional nasal pop singer or being a "vocalist" with depth, color, and range, whereas before she only had the first choice. I love Maddy's voice now, and I think she always did have good instincts.

Whether or not you're "ruined" by voice training has to do with your own creativity and your awareness of your abilities. Vocal coaches don't deliberately try to turn you into Celine Dion, unless you wanna sound that way and you start affecting those diva-isms yourself. It's your voice. They just teach you how to breathe right and support your notes and expand your range and work on your tone and ultimately be conscious of how all those sounds get made.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vocal coaches don't deliberately try to turn you into Celine Dion, unless you wanna sound that way and you start affecting those diva-isms yourself.

So it's still her fault, but now we're blaming conscious choice instead of vocal tweaking? I can live with that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

JBR is OTM, down to the part where she says she still loves Madonna's voice; I listened to some of her older singles and there are some horrifingly buzzy moments on some of them.

I think I explained the statement I saw in the video pretty well before, but the short version; she's talking about how the American Dream has failed her and the closest she's found to what was promised to her was in falling in love. Doing this in the military getup is a subtle dig at using war as a solution to your problems. Doing this in front of an ever-shifting montage of flags suggests that the emotions she's describing are universal and that the people of the world have more in common than is normally acknowledged (particularly in times of war, to go back to her slammin' outfit).

Having said all that, I'm not sure the video will stand up to repeated viewings at all; it's too static.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

To go back to Alex in NYC's cogent point, she should have made a video where she stuffed a lamb up her crotch to control her mad, deranged flow. THAT would have been a statement!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh i saw the version with the flags today and its horrible, the first was bad but this...

Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

The combination of Dan and Alex is wonderful for my vomiting reflexes!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Madonna's best singing was 90-95.The whole croaky-with-desire thing really worked well for her. She still pulls out some good turns though... "Amazing" is probably the best example of what her pre-training vocals might be if they weren't rub.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 06:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

and Erotica shows off some pretty well-trained pipes, too, and that's far and away my favorite Madonna album. so it's not just "singing proper and well = bad music," it's that the "good singing" becomes more noticeable and less relevant the lamer her material gets.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

actually, maybe not--better-trained than on the first four albums, at least, but my point is that I'm not blanket-indicting vocal training. (example of someone I like who's v.t. hasn't diminished their music for me: PJ Harvey.)

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not sure how well-trained her pipes are on Erotica (did Madonna ever see a voice coach pre-Evita? in any case she didn't as extensively as she did for Evita). I actually liked her 'e-nun-ci-a-tion' on Ray of Light alot, but on what I've heard of American Life it takes away from the charisma I think.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

er crosspost re: training

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Maybe the problem is that producers are so intimidated by working with MADONNA that they wind up doing shit work"

but what is with the awe of madonna? why would anyone give a shit? i cant anything about madonna that doesnt inspire derision in me. if you went through this thread and replaced 'madonna' with 'kylie', these some of these putative collaborations sound well good...

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 07:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

gee, I wonder why Madonna hasn't tapped you to work with yet. < /sarcasm>

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"the bit where she says "I'd like to express my extreme point of view" sounds as bad as any dreadfully embarassing attempt at rap has ever done"

It would have been better if she'd replaced it with "My name is Madonna and I'm here to say..."

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

... that she loves the Kabbalah in a funky way?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

but first she gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

The whole fiasco would be better if, instead of her lyrics, she did the lyrics to Informer instead.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

on no account should Madonna ever say 'whip down my pants look up my bottom' in that awful rap voice

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

By now, we've all seen clips & little pieces of Madonna's sit down interview with MTV's John Norris. MADONNARAMA can now bring you the full interview!

Madonna talks about Missy Elliot, Her past records, her rapping, whether she plans to celebrate her 20th anniversary in music & so much more!

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Madonna: ["American Life"] was like a trip down memory lane, looking back at everything I've accomplished and all the things I once valued and all the things that were important to me. What is my perspective now? I've fought for so many things, I've tried so hard to be number one and to stay on top, to look good, to be the best. And I realized that a lot of things that last and the things that matter are none of those things.

This country is amazing, it's not like any other country, in that you can come from nowhere and have nothing and become the president of the United States, or do the things that I've accomplished, which I feel incredibly blessed to have done, and I'm sure I couldn't have done it anywhere else. That said, I feel like America has changed over the years and that a lot of our values seem to be materially oriented and so superficial. And we all seem to be obsessed with fame just for the sake of fame, no matter what — sell your soul to the devil if that's what it takes. And we're also completely obsessed with the way we look. And I bought into a lot of that, so a lot of the record, especially the first three songs are just like, "What was I thinking?"

"What was she thinking?" is how some listeners have reacted to the rap break in "American Life," a funny and self-deprecating rhyme. Just how did MC Ciccone come up with the idea?

Madonna: Basically, we had recorded the whole song and we had this instrumental thing at the end and Mirwais [Ahmadzai, producer] was like, "You know what, you have to go and do a rap." And I was like, "Get out of here, I don't rap." And he was like, "Yeah you do. Just go in there, just do it." He totally encouraged me. I had nothing planned, nothing written, and he just told me to do stream-of-consciousness, whatever I was thinking. Because I was always drinking soy lattes in the studio, and I drive my Mini Cooper to the studio, I was just like, "OK, let me just talk about the things that I like." So I went and it was just total improv and obviously it was sloppy at first, but I got out all my thoughts and then I wrote everything down that I said and then I perfected the timing of it. So it was totally spontaneous.

Among those who gave her rap the thumbs up was Missy Elliott, who even provided one of the many remixes of "American Life," due in stores the week after the album, on April 29.

Madonna: Oh, it's the best. I've always been a huge fan of [Missy] and I've been waiting for the right song to ask her to do a remix and she did the most amazing job and I love her! She raps on it, too.

Still, one of the world's richest, most celebrated women declaring that riches and fame and power and "stuff" are unimportant? Some will scoff, of course. But that's OK, Madonna says — she knows of what she speaks.

Madonna: Who better to say those things don't matter than somebody who's experienced them? [People may say], "How can you say they don't matter? How can you say that money won't bring you happiness if you don't have a lot of money? How can you say that fame and fortune are not a guarantee for happiness and joy and fulfillment in your life?" You have to have that experience to know. 'Cause you have all those things, I've had all those things, and I've had nothing but chaos around me. So I'm just sharing what I know with the world. 'Cause I do think that we've become completely consumed with being rich and famous, our society has. And I just want to tell people, take it from me, I have all those things and none of them ever brought me one minute of happiness.

John Norris: So as I understand it, the first three tracks are a trilogy, in a sense. Thematically, you're addressing those things that you're putting behind you.

Madonna: Well, I think they're an extension of "American Life." They're examining things I valued and things I found myself worrying about, caring too much about, and realizing that those things aren't important and wanting to get out from underneath that cloud, the world of illusion.

Madonna: Yeah, the entertainment business, so to speak. Hollywood is not the only place it happens, it's kind of a metaphor for what Hollywood now means to us. It's like the world of tinsel, glamour and make-believe.

Norris: There are other tracks on the album where you seem to deal with things that really do matter. And there's a track where you seem to be as open as you've ever been about the relationship with your parents ("Mother and Father"). All that stuff was something that you didn't seem to be that comfortable dealing with in the past.

Madonna: It's funny, because as you say, the beginning of the record is kind of clearing away what isn't important. And once you clear the cobwebs away you can see things that do matter and are important with a fresh pair of eyes and approach them without fear. A lot of times you go through life looking for distractions to cover up pain, when what you should really do is face the pain and then you don't need the distraction.

Without a doubt, a major factor in Madonna's emotional housecleaning and newfound clarity has been kabbalah, the study of Jewish mysticism, which she first embraced in the mid-'90s. Her interest in it seems to have only increased — other members of her family now study it as well, including husband Guy Ritchie, and there was kabbalistic imagery in last year's "Die Another Day" video.

Norris: What is the single biggest change in your life over the past few years? Is it marriage, is it children, is it kabbalah?

Madonna: Well, it's all of those things. Obviously studying kabbalah has changed my whole outlook on life, so it's affected me as a parent, it's affected me as a wife and as a friend. All of those things.

[Kabbalah is] several things. One is that we are all connected. That you and a person that lives on the other side of the world is an extension of me. And that feeling things like envy or jealousy or hostility or any of the negative things that we all feel for each other as human beings is like hating yourself. And that conscience is everything and that the power of your thoughts and the power of your words determine your environment, the things that you draw to you. When I say in "American Life," "I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew," it's the idea that I don't want to be identified with any sort of religious thought, because to say that I'm black or I'm white or I'm Catholic or I'm Jewish is to think in a fragmented way. And because we think in fragmented ways, we have wars, we don't see each other as extensions of ourselves, as humanity. So that's the biggest concept I think.

Norris: Too many times it's the differences we focus on, and that's what creates conflict. And it's the allegiance you feel to a nationality or an ethnicity or a religion that ...

Madonna: ... Or I'm a New Yorker, I'm an American, I'm a this, I'm a that. You stay over in your box, and I'll stay over in mine. It's what keeps us all in this fragmented way and that's why we're all enemies and that's why nobody is talking to each other, that's why there's so much suffering.

Norris: Is your daily life quite a bit different from what it was before Lola was born in 1995?

Madonna: It's hugely different from even a year ago. Absolutely. Huge.

Norris: Is family the focus and then everything else takes its place?

Madonna: My family, my work, my spiritual life. I mean, I love watching movies and doing silly, frivolous things, but I find I have much less time for those things.

Presumably less time for reminiscing, as well — if she ever did much of that. Despite the fact that 2003 marks two decades in the game for Madonna, and more importantly, two decades of relevance, she's never been one for nostalgia. I've long wondered why it is that she has always seemed so singularly uninterested in the past.

Madonna: My own past? I'm just one of those people who likes to keep everything moving this way [points forward]. Although I didn't particularly do that with writing this record, did I? I see early incarnations of myself as a less evolved version of what I am now, and I don't want to go backwards. I don't want to hold onto an unevolved version of myself.

Norris: So does it make it hard to find something interesting or worthwhile in what you created 10, 12, 15 years ago in your art?

Madonna: I can look back and see things I've done, pick and choose things, and say, "Yeah, that's interesting." But honestly, I don't spend much time doing that because I've got too much to say now and too much to do now.

Norris: So if you could snap your fingers and make, say, everything pre-Ray of Light disappear, would you?

Madonna: No, absolutely not. I don't want to make my past disappear, but I want to learn from history and move on.

Norris: Will there be any celebration or any marking of your 20 years in the music business?

Madonna: This momentous occasion? I haven't actually thought about it to tell you the truth.

Norris: If the record is any indication, you seem to be in a reflective mood. But more on a personal level.

Madonna: Should I have a reflective party? Everybody can just come and we can sit down and we don't have to talk to each other, we can just think! Let's have a séance.

On that spiritual note, rather than American Life, Madonna considered naming her latest album Ein Sof, a kabbalistic term meaning "without end," "limitless," or, as the final song on the record suggests, "continuous," "like a circle."

Norris: One of my favorite tracks is the last one, "Easy Ride."

Madonna: Which it so hasn't been.

Norris: But you say you don't want it to be an easy ride.

Madonna: And every time I listen to that track I think, "You so didn't get it, OK?"

Norris: And it talks about coming full circle. Do you think you have?

Madonna: Yeah, and I like the imagery of a circle anyway, because there's no beginning and no ending. And to me it represents immortality and that is the essence of art.

Norris: And you're not going to, say, five years from now, be refuting what you said today about life and what is important?

Madonna: I'm not going to tell you any of those things. I can't predict that. I can only tell you that this is where I'm at right now. I think this is the beginning of an incredible journey.

Vic, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

don't be fooled by the rocks that she got

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think this is the beginning of an incredible journey.

Bad Disney themes await.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christ my VV review was prescient.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it really okay to call Madonna a 'bitch'?

bedroom, Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"... that she loves the Kabbalah in a funky way?"

Yes! And "Madonna" and "kabbalah" almost constitute an internal rhyme. Almost.

mike a (mike a), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because I was always drinking soy lattes in the studio, and I drive my Mini Cooper to the studio, I was just like, "OK, let me just talk about the things that I like."

"American Life" joins Train's "Drops of Jupiter" on a special list of songs that mention soy lattes. Who dares be the next to tackle the subject!

Sam J. (samjeff), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are there any uncynical people on ILx? Holy Mother of Christ!

Vic, Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I find the suggestion that she just "came up" with the rap on the spot a bit dubious. I'm not suggesting that it's a particularly complicated bit of poetry, but I just don't believe she 'a total improv.'

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, did you miss the "and then I sat down and refined it" part of that quote?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh whoops, yeah, I guess I did. Well, regardless.....it still sucks.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

'is my song shit/let me work it/I put my thing down and I refine it'

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I really wish that it was as good as her description was. I mean, in theory, "Oh, I like coffee, I will write about that!" is the best song ever. Where did it go wrong?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

i was really hoping this thread would be about how madonna suffers from heavy periods.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 April 2003 02:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I already made that joke!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 April 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

John Norris: bitch got mad flow

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 April 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Look! Alex has webpage now!

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 April 2003 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

damm, my skimreading is obviously crappity.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mad Flo:

http://www.kissdominion.com/GNFLO.JPG

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

They've got one of those for everyone don't they?

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

four weeks pass...
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY I JUST SAW THE LATEST MADONNA SONG ON TOTP AND IT WAS FUCKING GREAT.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 May 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

i still prefer the multibabel version of these lyrics.

gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 24 May 2003 07:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
she could sample her own trax and do her own annie's the greatest hit

oh. she did this ('into the hollywood groove' ft missy elliott). oh well. hi madonna!!! (if ur still reading this)

minna (minna), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 10:35 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...
I've come to accept that I like this song.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

she should recut a version that gives a shoutout to h & m

maura (maura), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link


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