Skillz' 2002 rap up

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cover me on the headphones, skillz...
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lets go
see this what we gon' do ya'll
recap the 2-002 ya'll
R. Kelly got caught whilin'
he sold more sex videos than he did albums
alot of ya'll went down fam
ya'll did some dumb stuff with sound scam
the industry did micheal jackson greasy
brandy wasn't selling so she put her
pregnancy on tv.
cash money refused to fly
baby said f it man i'm taking juvenille's spot
christina ag she turned in to a slut piece
for her record to sell she let out all of her butt cheeks
rap girls take a lesson from that
cause nobody remembers the girl that
made my neck and my back
and hip-hop was at it again
suge (shook) came home and slick rick went back in
man ya'll took it to the streets again
but this year alot of ya'll called beef again
jd and dre started of dissin
and then they stopped when they
figured out that nobody was listenin
then the irs holled jd's cash off
dre probably in county now
laughing his ass off
by now don't nothing amaze me
and in the middle of the summer man nas went crazy
he was like i got power how they gonna play me
all ya'll wacking yes i was gonna lynch jay z
i guess he figured ya'll ain't gonna pimp me
the minute he pay ya'll
they put flex on front street
and flex almost got banned when he saw
stef levva he tried to speak with his hands
and stef thugged him like i ain't bout to get played
he drove straight to the presinct like i'm bout to get payed
p.diddy kept cruisin
you wouldn't think half of the year he
didn't even have distribution
ya'll can front like ya'll don't care
but this year god d*mn man diddy was everywhere
and designers made double
we gotta burry burberry we can't wear that no more
and jersey's is next on the list
ya'll was wearing throw backs of playa's that don't even exist
shot out to clipse' they kept it on time
and hardest record of the year that would have to be grindin'
and em became the elvis of rapping
justin tried to do it with black music
ehhhh didn't happen
man this year was a trip
and j.lo and ben will be over by the time ya'll hear this
war time bush wanted action
but we was to busy worry about what missy was saying backwards
snoop stopped smoking indo
micheal jackson put his baby out the window
hot whip, the escalade
i know you want one
the get back at the industry award goes to cam'ron
oh boy was huge
vday gave him the vp and forgot to tell jay z
you know what's more wild
i watched 3lw grow up and turn into destiny's child
and that wasn't expected
them broads lost one member and couldn't sell one record
scarface made a classic
mike tyson got his ass kicked
alot of rapper's kept faking
beyonc'e did alot of datin
kelly rushed her album off a joint with nelly
and got the same results that hype got when he made belly
she still look hot half the time
funniest video of the year well that would have to be mine
production, my man's and them got down
that would be the neptunes they got that hands down
by the rules you gotta play
and i swear that bet got's stock in b2k
but that's another conversation
and tweet know damn well that oops was about masturbation
best of both worlds was sloppy
but damn it still sold a million copies
i was told by the tour artists it's okay to cut
but you know how much tour money that you just messed up
man this year was still gunnin
and 50, 50 came back like umm uh
still beefin with ja and gotti
they coulda chose johnny,ricky or ralph man, why they choose bobby
what's left to say R.I.P to left eye lopez and jam master jay
and that's it for me
this skillz i'll see ya'll in the 2-003