The Liberal Toby Keith

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Jackson Browne?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Forbert.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

James Taylor

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Gotta be Steve Earle.

JesseFox (JesseFox), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, yeah. J-Fox OTM.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
I was gonna make this thread before searching it out first. I was going through some lost mp3s I found on my computer (the type of stuff that you never sorted through and have no idea where it came from, what artist it is, etc) when I found Billy Bragg's "The Price of Oil" from a 2003 compilation of artists protesting the War in Iraq. I didn't know it was Bragg at first or where it came from but upon listening to the track I laughed thinking that it was some country singer doing a laughably bad protest song that lacked any subtlety whatsoever. I was shocked when I found out it was Bragg.

Bragg is too articulate to be the left's Toby Keith though. I'd say the knee-jerk quality of American Idiot makes Green Day "like" Keith but I don't know.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Beastie Boys.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

The answer is most obviously Le Tigre.

PB, Sunday, 19 June 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

The Levellers

James, Sunday, 19 June 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Steve Earle sounds right

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I stick with Le Tigre. What was that song off their last album? "New Kicks"? Talk about a laughably bad protest song with no subtlety. Steve Earle probably evokes harsh reactions from the right, but at least there is some cleverness and story-telling to his protest songs and he has a bad-ass rep. Like Toby Keith, Le Tigre is just completely polarizing; either you agree with their politics, or they entirely discredit themselves with unintentionally funny clothes and horrible attempts at political anthems (depending on where you're coming from).

Me, I find Toby Keith revolting, but I imagine Joe and Jean Voter in Omaha find the "dude" in Le Tigre equally revolting.

PB, Monday, 20 June 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

who's toby keith?

peepee (peepee), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Woody Guthrie

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

toby keith is woody guthrie?

peepee (peepee), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

"This Machine Kills NASCAR Haters"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Toby Keith: "This Machine Kills Baathists"

latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

(he wishes)

latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Ah, much better.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Is a liberal Toby Keith supposed to mirror him in terms of thuggish lugnuttery/celebration of violence? Or rather contrast him by being all non-violent while dispensing leftist red meat?

Any celebrations of lynching out the liberal side? Ass kickings? Maybe like a Rage Against the Machine thing?

Hunter (Hunter), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Toby Keith hasn't "totally discredited himself" (nor has Le Tigre) and I say this as someone who was enraged at "Beer for My Horses" and its lynch-mob capital-punishment message; but that message aside, singing about getting one's horses drunk seems humorous and clever to me, as does breaking into yodels when you're wailing that you want to talk about yourself, or claiming (in "If I Was Jesus") "I'd be the guy at the party/Turnin' water to wine/Yeah me and my disciples/We'd have a real good time." How many songs have you listened to by this guy? Does smoking weed with Willie count as "conservative"? Or welcoming yuppies and techies and dumbasses and wiseguys to your bar? I'd call Toby politics "confused" rather than conservative. In general, he's got way less of the "This is what we're like and that makes us real people not like everyone else" posturing that inundates country music (not that he avoids it entirely). The political songs (and the bombastic ones) tend to be the exception in his repertoire, anyway.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

I laughed thinking that it was some country singer doing a laughably bad protest song that lacked any subtlety whatsoever

wait so why should protest songs' success hinge on their level of "subtlety"? condensing any political protest message into a 3-min song is probably not going to do justice to all the nuances, and lots of the best protest songs are totally unsubtle - i mean, "masters of war" really beats you over the head, but that doesnt make it bad, does it?

swvl (vozick), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

isn't Toby Keith a registered Democrat?

GL, Monday, 20 June 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

keith is not exactly an idiot, his protest songs are clever conflations of personal and geopoltical interests, that manage to be a sophiscated fake populism, which is really interesting, because its the exact opposite of the earnestness of the left mentioned here--there is a commerical core to the music, that said, its not like he doesnt belive it/

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

keith is a registered democrat. shocking fact: many democrats weren't opposed to the war in iraq - believe it or not! also some democrats were really really angry about 9/11 - crazy but true!

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

and billy bob from green day is a registered libertarian. so whoever the toby keith of the left is, it ain't him.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

many democrats weren't opposed to the war in iraq - believe it or not!

Mmm, I don't know about "many". Before the invasion actually happened, something close to 60 percent of the country thought it shouldn't be done without U.N. approval. I have a hard time believing there were a lot of Democrats in the other 40 percent. (After the invasion, sure, lots of people dutifully said they "supported" it, but that's not quite the same thing.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

haha i actually meant to write 'afghanistan', the only war toby keith has spoken out clearly in favor of; keith stance on the iraq war is slightly to the left of john kerry's.

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

...S-s-s-so the liberal Toby Keith is Toby Keith?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

so toby keith = the modern-day merle haggard?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

swvl, you're bringing up an issue that has puzzled me for a long time (in fact I raised it in a Toby Keith review), in that to me most political or protest songs do come across as lies (just as most political commercials come across as lies), the politics and the self-righteousness giving the singer permission to simplify and reduce one's opponent down to a caricature. Normally, one doesn't allow oneself such simplemindedness, but "politics" seems to authorize stupidity.

What puzzles me is why I don't consider gangsta songs, love songs, hate songs, you-broke-my-heart-so-fuck-you-bitch songs, to be just as simpleminded and destructive. But I don't. Jay-Z saying, "You little shit I got money stacks bigger than you," or David Thomas going, "I'll be ten feet tall/And you'll be nothing at all," seem fine to me, profound even. "She hurt my eyes open, that's no lie/Tables turned, now her turn to cry." My explanation is that the latter stuff, the love song/hate song/boy-kisses-girl, boy-kills-boy song are selected from life, from within the romance cycle, the life cycle, but don't pretend to represent it all. There's a rich world backing up those lyrics: they arise from a whole stream of life, they're received back into a whole stream of life. Whereas political songs feel like a reduction, most of them.

I believe this. I'm sure I'm right. But if someone disagreed, said, "No, the political songs are from a world of richness, and the silly love songs reduce everything to simplicity," I wouldn't have an argument that would convince him otherwise. It isn't as if there's a way to prove that "Tables turned, now her to cry" is complex while "You that never done nothin' but build to destroy" is simpleminded.

By the way, "Masters of War" does reach me, in its extremity, though it works as a punk-rock tantrum hiding behind a protest-song veneer: "I hope that you die, and your death'll come soon/I will follow your casket, on a pale afternoon/And I'll watch while you're lowered down to your death bed/And I'll stand on your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead." There is a truth here; but the truth is about Dylan, not about war profiteers.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

"her TURN to cry," that is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Keith does show up as a Bush donor on those follow-the-money sites.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Keith supported Bush's re-election, I think. But he's at pains to call himself a mostly middle-of-the-road guy, and he probably is. If I was thinking about running for the Democratic nomination, I'd be thinking about how I could get Toby Keith's vote.

Whereas political songs feel like a reduction, most of them.

Yeah, that's the problem isn't it? I was trying to think of exceptions, but there aren't many. The Clash were way more convincing bitching about their record company than American foreign policy. And you're right about Dylan, his best protest songs work for the same reason all his other best fuck-you songs work, because he's really good at saying fuck you.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

"Beer For My Horses" is a great counterexample for the "'Wait' haters just hate fun" camp.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

that song was mentioned alot in the wait debates

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 20 June 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Keith isn't as conservative he's made to be but he is the most famous guy currently writing songs that show a strong sense of nationalism and a willingness to fight "the bad guys". I know that Billy Joe is a libertarian but American Idiot with its caricature and simplification of both the right and the current political climate is to me the closest hit song that is a sort of opposite to Keith's "The Taliban Song" or one of his "boot up your ass, it's the American way" songs of his. If there is an artist that is as popular and represents the left more than so be.


wait so why should protest songs' success hinge on their level of "subtlety"? condensing any political protest message into a 3-min song is probably not going to do justice to all the nuances, and lots of the best protest songs are totally unsubtle - i mean, "masters of war" really beats you over the head, but that doesnt make it bad, does it?

But Masters of War doesn't name drop anybody in particular or deal with any one crisis from 1963. It's about war in general and it's dated well. The Price of Oil sort of feels like Bragg took liberal talking points from late 2002 and put them to some mediocre music. If it was a better tune maybe I'd look past it.

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 20 June 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

well, the most humanist country record I can think of right now that's recent is Blake Shelton's last one, a record I like more and more--he has a sense of humor about himself and his drinking songs I like better than Toby Keith's. and he comes across, in his videos, as far more real a person than just about any of the other country stars I can name, something (to me anyway) in his face and demeanor that suggests real empathy, pain, William Carlos Williams-style American thing, you know? Seems like a guy who could really fix a barbed-wire fence and not make a fuss about it. Maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, Frank's right above, in my opinion--Nashville's "politics" (and I don't really think it has politics, myself, I think it's all about tweaking that line between reactionary and what passes for liberal down here, all in service of pure commerciality) are unfortunately also not as simple as all that. When Toby's in his video and in the bar and popping viagra along with his beer, that's just a joke, I read nothing into that, and I believe most of the country audience doesn't read anything into it either. It's music for people who are by and large impatient with politics and solutions and all that. Earle is a guy that is not taken all that seriously in Nashville, I think; Forbert also lives here and he's just a folkie who decided to rock, I see no comparison between what he does and what mainstream country does--plus, I think he's terrible. Anyway, I find it interesting that Nashville is a pretty liberal town with a huge fundamentalist presence; and I find it interesting that the more liberal south is probably pockets of Alabama, for example, because you have a more hard-core history of exploitation of blacks down there in the Black Belt of cotton/tobacco in the SW part of the state, you know? More stuff to really regret, whereas the racial-strife history in Middle Tenn. hasn't been as vexed as it is in West Tenn. or western Ky. or where agriculture has been practiced on a grand scale. And I think country music reflects *that* un-vexed history these days far more than it does anything else. It all becomes "personal" and "what you can do yourself, with the help of the Man Upstairs," which these people in their videos invoke with their arms upstretched to heaven--I regard this, to some degree, as Know-Nothing-Ism that bypasses the work that needs to be done on a political level (which involves large-scale collective action and not Good Deeds Done by Sentimentalists with Cowboy Hats, in my view). But hey, that's the south and lotsa other parts of the country too, those other parts just don't have a whole industry devoted to working these things out (in whatever imperfect way they're being worked out). This is why I find the whole genre so fascinating, but frankly I don't see Toby Keith as all that interesting--he thinks he's just making some funny music. And why I like Dwight Yoakam, who's just as insular but who I think does address certain issues of celebrity and nastiness in a somewhat more artistic or maybe "global" way, or maybe it's just that he's identified with California far more explicitly and he uses cool models on his album covers or something? Maybe I'm just more attracted to Yoakam's somewhat debilitated and fucked-up (on his new one) formalism; the man does seem trapped in a strange way... I give Earle credit (and Bobby Pinson's new one kinda does this too) for getting at the pain underneath all this, but I don't think Earle is really artist enough to make it as interesting as it could be.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i think maybe you underestimate the value of Keith's humor a tad - his sense of timing is absolutely fantastic, better than any other songwriter I can think of working right now - on his new record alone there's "As Good as I Once Was," "She Left Me," "You Ain't Leavin'" and "Big Blue Note" - none are outwardly spectacular, but Keith's slyness and self-deprecation makes them irresistible.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

eleven years pass...

Lmao at all this oh let's understand Toby's depths, this fuckin shitbag is either a fucking cynical opportunitist piece of shit or facist toady, or both.....I see he's already trotting out the well I don't REALLY support Trump stuff. I swear ILX is so weirdly credulous of bullshit new country it's bizarre as a blind spot

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:25 (eight years ago)

just like gene and roy

example (crüt), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:26 (eight years ago)

Hi!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

I guess M@tt means me and my credulousness.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

Which makes no sense because the ones who admitted to liking Keith said he hadn't written a good song in years.

Let's turn our ire to that fucker Ray Charles, playing at Reagan's second inaugural.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 13:29 (eight years ago)

Alfred you don't even have a post in this thread until "Hi"

Ray Charles called my boss from a former job a cunt when she worked in concert promotion, she said he was the worst person she dealt with in 20 years in doing concerts

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

I thought you were referring to the OTHER Keith thread revived yesterday

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

No Blount & kogan et al pondering the fascinating subtleties and contradictions of Toby's politics

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

But seriously man my former boss hated Ray Charles that was one of these convos where it was like well that took a turn

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)

Toby Keith has been honoured with four prizes at the Academy of Country Music awards. Toby Keith , Classic Or Dud?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

alfred i greatly enjoy and respect your writing on your blog which i read often so sorry for any hard feelings :)

now i should probably unplug for this great day in american history

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

it's all good!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

buy me a shot

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)

i will fax you a beer

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

"Fax Me a Beer" was one of Toby's early hits 'before I learned about this Internet.'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

red solo cup is a pretty funny song though right

global tetrahedron, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

"Courtesy of the Red White and Blue (The Slightly Annoyed, Conflicted American)"

Neanderthal, Friday, 20 January 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

you have all missed out on a true american country classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5TPclRhQ6s

Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age
We got lasers, cds, microchips, and fat free fat these days
Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me
'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history
I got a brand new vcr, it's got 29, 000 functions
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction
That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years
I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer

Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it's ear
Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see
Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology
And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world
Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll faxa real live girl

Would you all please fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it's ear
The old office code will never quite bet the same
When it come cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Would you like me to fax me a beer
This invention is gonna set the whole world on it's ear
The old office code will never be the same
When it comes out cold and clear
Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer
Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

And thus we learn.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 January 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)

I got a brand new vcr, it's got 29, 000 functions
And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction

we all been there bocephus

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

I swear ILX is so weirdly credulous of bullshit new country it's bizarre as a blind spot

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

only bullshit new country by male artists. nobody thought raelynn had any hidden depths when she released "God Made Girls." no one thought meghan trainor (a nashville songwriter, so she counts) had any hidden depths when she first came out.

(you could argue maren morris, brandy clark, kacey musgraves but they tend to align more with music writers' politics from the start, or at least don't overtly misalign, so so there's no need for the political handwringing. similarly, miranda lambert gets this exact thing -- she has tons of conservative dog-whistles in her discography, so did taylor swift when she was country -- but neither is new.)

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 20 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

Yep.

Part of what makes the new Lambert her best to my ears is how she's set aside the catty dismissals of other women (for the most part) while sacrificing none of her verve or imagination.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 January 2017 00:28 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/gregpinelo/status/823202007800573954

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 22 January 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

Only a small crowd was there at the Lincoln Memorial for he and 3 Doors Down and others (but the Prez will likely tell you a million were there)

curmudgeon, Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

it's probably cos everybody else released it wasn't 2003

Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 January 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)


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