Name bands that are (nationality) as fuck.

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Like, Turbonegro are Nowegian as fuck. It's kinda like, what band kicks the most ass and in doing so really represents for their country? What band is Italian as fuck? Like, Kraftwerk is German as fuck. The Pogues as Irish as fuck, keep going with it.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Skynard is AmeriCAN as FUXOR.

jm (jtm), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Okey doke, I agree.

But please, in my threads, please refrain from using that stupid bloggerdork -XOR lingo. I hate that shit. Makes me want to do PCP and strangle my nextdoor neighbor with a cinderblock.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick Drake is Burmese as fuck

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Van Dyke Parks is Ukranian as fuck

jm (jtm), Saturday, 26 April 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

barenaked ladies are canadian as fuck

ron (ron), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Turbonegro is what people consider the best to come out of Norway now?

Oh a sad day indeed!

Hm, my sentences fascinate me... Such grammar!

Oh, Samla Mammas Manna are Swedish as fuck!
Oh very well then, Bathory are/were Swedish as fuck!

Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Streets are English as fuck.

Mil, Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dead Kennedys are too drunk to fuck

jm (jtm), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Turbonegro fucking rules dude. They shine like the fucking sun. To me, they are Norway, and they blow away everyone else I've seen from Norway so far. Gluecifer is awright, but they aren't quite Norwegian as fuck.

Good call, jm.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pogues as Irish as fuck

Except that they're English. I get what you mean though.

Fergal Cussen (Burger), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mayhem is Norway, sorry. It simply must be.

and the Dixie Chicks are French as fuck.

Famous Athlete, Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah yeah, I leap before I look, what can I do (get my facts straight)? In that "Should I fall from grace.." documentary he cam off kinda Irish, I think.

Then again, from accents I can gather that someone is either

A) Southern US
B) Long Island
C) L.A.
D) England/Ireland/Australian (not American)

However I can listen to Spanish and tell if the speaker is (or is not, more likely) from

A) Spain
B) Puerto Rico
C) Mexico
D) Colombia
E) Argentina (all the 'll's are 'g/sh's instead of 'y's)

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rheostatics are Canadian as fuck. Even more fucking Canadian than the Barenaked Ladies.

And they have that cool-ass double live album. And they cover Gordon Lightfoot.

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Gordon Fucking Lightfoot you mean.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

[insert reggae artist here] is Jamaican as fuck.
Serge Gainsbourg is French as fuck.

buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Vicente Fernandez is so Mexican as fuck I don't know why anyone else would even want to consider trying. He's the country's Sinatra and Presley all at once (and he'd probably beat Eminem's ass if he ever mouthed off to him, for that matter).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Compay Segundo is Cuban as fuck

buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Celine Dion is Canadian as fuck. (jk, I gotz mad love for y'all up north)

buttch (Oops), Sunday, 27 April 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Helltime hates fun.

for fux's sake the boards are ilx0r.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 27 April 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

thats hardly an excuse

duane, Sunday, 27 April 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Gordon Fucking Lightfoot is Canadian as FUCK, goddammit. you know it's true.

derrick (derrick), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck are fuckless as fuck

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sergio Mendes is Brazilian as fuck. As is Joao Gilberto.

And if evil was a country, Ronnie James Dio would be president. He's evil as fuck.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The Manic Street Preachers are (South) Welsh as fuck.

You have to be Welsh to know this though.

mei (mei), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Like, Turbonegro are Nowegian as fuck

They are? Hmmm.. Never struck me. :-)

OK, which acts are "Norwegian as fuck" then? Personally I'd pick Heidi Hauge, Sputnik, Ole Ivars, Agnes Buen Garnaas, Sondre Bratland and some others. You haven't heard of any of them, and most you wouldn't regret not having heard either.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 27 April 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sugarcubes were ICELANDIC as fuck!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 27 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush are American as fuck
Foreigner were American as fuck
The Knickerbockers were English as fuck
Gary Numan is German as fuck

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 27 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Skynyrd is American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.

hstencil, Sunday, 27 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigur Ros are HOPELANDIC as fuck.

Funkadelic are the best alien funk band.

David Allen, Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad English were American/British as fuck!

Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Monday, 28 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

St. Etienne are London as FUCK.

Jay-Z is Brooklyn as FUCK. Except for the lame bits of Brooklyn, which are totally the Strokes as FUCK.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

BDP is Bronx as fuck
De La Soul is Long Island as fuck
Nas is Queens as fuck
Wu Tang is Staten Island as fuck

buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Staten Island as fuck!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Green Day - Australian as Fuck.
Dire Straits - Canadian as Fuck.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 28 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Pizzicato Five are Japanese as fuck.
Sloan are Canadian as fuck.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Macitajs On Acid? Latvian As Fuck.

mosurock (mosurock), Monday, 28 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sun Ra is as...Saturnian? as fuck? what?

Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush are American as fuck.

This is funny cuz...

A) They're from England.
B) It's entirely true.

Fela Kuti & Egypt 80 are Nigerian as fuck.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Madness were North London as fuck

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 28 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Franco is Congolese as fuck

buttch (Oops), Monday, 28 April 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Stereo Total are pan-European as fuck

pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)


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