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I WAS JUST GOING TO MAKE IT ABOUT JA RULE DUETS BUT THEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM AND I WAS EXCITED ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT TOO I CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE AND SO JUST PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING AFTER THIS IS A POST BY SOMEONE ELSE ABOUT JA RULE DUETS

i think you almost have to disqualify 'i'm real.' the chemistry isn't as good as on the ashanti duets but it's just so untouchable. 1. the way she says 'cauuuss i'''mmmm real' and he croons under her 'the way you walk the way you move the way you' 2. he's really just singing on it he's not all rough and talking about stuff. he's singing a duet.

there's another j.lo-ja duet but he raps a lot. 'ain't it funny.' she sings kind of okay but it's.

the ashanti ones:

mesmerize -> they're just at the fair it's got all the irv gotti keyboard fake flutes psychedelic sprinkly noises and all kinds of sparkle spraying around underneath it like a long lawn. it's a pop music song but he talks about let me see how it goes exactly how he's got a fetish for fucking her with her skirt on on the backstreet in the backseat of the yukon and he says stuff about his dick game

"This Song is da bomb man Ja Rule n Ashanti r the best together 2 bad these lyrics r a bit fuked up! Keep it up Murder Inc." - *+SiK ByAtCh+*

"I love this song! This song is the best song I have ever heard. It just makes me want to grap a guy and kiss him!!!!!" - Anonymous

"Eminem is better even if they are 2 singers already" - eminem375

"i think this sond is really good. and i like the tune to it." - kandy542

always on time -> the one where he eats cereal in the video and rides around in a boat. he sounds all angry, still. he's a little bit calmer but still rapping. the best part is the start: don - don (the two little music notes)dondon --------always there when you call always on time gave you my baby be mine = they are in love. but for some reason all he cares about is cars and she might be angry about that but she doesn't seem angry at all. neither of them really care about each other. he just cares about cars and how good his penis is and talking about yanking her braids and smacking her ass and fucking her but she's like in an entirely different place she's not even there but neither of them seem to care it's like he's remembering it or something and how good she is---------> see he's talking about how they're having problems but then he's talking about giving girls ecstasy and them home hot and bothered. ----> it's got the nice lite + fake instruments fake flutes --------> and the bit where he sings is so good and the only good part. see i thought i was going to say this one was my favorite but i can't.

ashanti is kind of like a wonderful girl on both she just can sing good and she she has a wonderful voice but she never really interacts with him they're seperate in mesmerize let me put that on again they interact on mesmerise and it wins that contest but

i like ja best when he's just straight singing or when he's full-on shouting or just talking like at the start of happy i like his back in the day full-on shouting where he just sounded like he was a bonfire but he had melody he used to write to mary j. blige songs that's why he has such a melodic style

that's why the mary j. blige + ja rule thing is so good = he just sings but he raps a bit too he's kind of like on 'i'm real' but -> it's actually i might pick it over 'i'm real' i can imagine him in a video for it with his shirt off pounding his chest and being in the rain out in a field somewhere and shouting all the stuff about how he can't stand it and how he's drowning and the sun will come out and shine again and asking her to give him hope and the skies being grey
ha he just said let me rewind it back-> 'cause i'm a teardrop away from crying and a few shots away from dying' ----------> it's a singing duet in the 'i'm real' style but he really cares i wish he would just

sing all the time.

+ all the rest

'down 4 u' ----------- another ashanti + ja --- ashanti oh fuck this is amazing fuck the mp3 sounds like the beat is all blown out kind of like in wanksta but +++++ it's like i don't know if it's the mp3 or if it's supposed to be like that but htat's not hte important part the guy at the start introduces it says all of their names and ashanti is just idling in sing in the background and then her voice just slides out and makes me want to cry and my collarbones are like made of sparking tinfoil when she says she wants to be down for him and ja answers back over her sliding voice she's saying iiiiiiii wann-a be your chiCK i wanna be down for you she sounds smooth like a glass harmonica like that guy said about aaliyah and he's like DO YA TRUST ME??? LOVE ME???? and she's like i ride for you i'd die for you and he raps but i don't give a care about oh someone else is rapping now but a girl but i don't give a care after that last thirty seconds

i feel comfortable askign questions like this now and using ilm abbreviations and stuff like that. no one might respond but it's still worth asking because it's something i'm interested in and i want people to talk about. I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!!

― d k (d k), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hey dk what do you think of that ll cool j/j-lo one?

― minna (minna), Sunday, 27 April 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I just found out that apparently Gotti produced nonna that tricked-out mushy Down 4 U stuff, but really his collaborator the unknown Aurolias 7 (spelling?) did all the work. He recently left the label coz he wasn't getting credit and now he wants to release a solo album.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 27 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked "Put It on Me" (and I'm shocked you didn't discuss it) and "I'm Real", but this seriously got old fast! Maybe I'm not in a position to critique these songs since I stopped paying attention after that, but I mean COME ON that Mary J song was on VH1! That Mary J/Meth song is worth discussing, but I'd have to download it (i've not heard it in a year or thereabouts)

― Adam A. (Keiko), Sunday, 27 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

do the Fugees count?

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 27 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'All I Have' is the only- when I first heard it I didn't like it because I don't really like LL Cool J. For various reasons. I never have. He's kind of like Sinbad but more handsome and concerned about having sex. But he has a family and stuff. I don't think that's a problem. But I've never liked him.

I was talking to someone about it and I said something about how I've never really liked LL Cool J and she agreed with me. But then I said something about how I thought J Lo was singing all weird. And she told me she liked the singing and I said, 'I don't mean weird in a bad way. I just mean she sounds different.' And she does. I've never heard that before.

There's only one pop music radio station in this whole city and. There's one that. There are two, I guess. But one is just lite pop favourites. Lite 92 FM. They would be playing Peter Gabriel right now. And the other one is the chart station. They say they will play the hot music. Today's hottest hits. But they have a no black people policy. They don't even play the Ashanti singles or R. Kelly or anything with rapping. There's a lot of guitars, still. So, the last J Lo single they would play is 'Love Don't Cost a Thing.' I heard the non-rap version of 'Jenny From the Block' once.

I heard 'All I Have' once and it made me like it. I was excited to hear it. I talked along to the LL parts and she sings all creaky and weird and he has a family. He wants her to come back but she doesn't want to. She finds him with some girls at a restaurant and throws the keys into the fire and walks around with her friends.

I don't really have anything to say about it.

― d k (d k), Sunday, 27 April 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

There's one that. There are two, I guess do the Fugees count
I just found out that apparently Gotti produced made of sparking tinfoil when she says she wants when you call always on time gave you my baby told me she liked the singing and I said, singing or when he's full-on shouting or just talking like at the start of happy sond is really good. and i like the tune to this seriously got old fast! Maybe what do you think of that I HOPE YOU WILL ALL ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!! he's really just singing on it he's not all rough and wants to release a solo

― umm yeah, Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Domestic violence by Rza

― M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 28 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The "Cookin' with gas! Cookin' with gas! We all cook better when we're cookin' with gas!" bit on DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist's Product Placement record. The best novelty rap I've ever heard.

― Evan (Evan), Monday, 28 April 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Keith & Me"; Princess Superstar + Kool Keith = HOTT SHEEIT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"MTV Get off the Air Part 2" - Paul Barman and Princess Superstar -

Artist: MC Paul Barman
Album: It's Very Stimulating
Title: MTV Get off the Air pt.2

A little goon
in a locker room
rat-tails the octaroon
He'll be drinking vodka soon
and his big brothers are frat guys
whose IQs lose to their fitted baseball hat size
Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks
in Birkenstocks and khaki slacks
I'm the hypest lyricist
while they're like, "What type of beer is this?"
The liquid is ubiquitous
and has such a hold
on all the strata, it's just got to be
government-controlled
Behind the bottle and the throne
sits an unknown man wiser
and bigger for the liquor store
the number one franchiser
Perhaps George Bush and his sons
are relatives of Anheiser

I wanted to get in a pooper hole one day
so I invited girls over on Super Bowl Sunday
only one showed up: Princess Superstar

[PS]
Thanks for inviting me over
let me look around the bed post
(bad dill folds?) back to back black dildos
nice kit kudos
pass the cool ranch doritos
I love nachos
put on Fat Joe
naw, that really sucks, let's put on the Beatles
Yo, let's check the half time show
I hope it's Michael Jackson
singin Satisfaction with Hanson
or Luther Vandross in a sparkling costume
with big pants dancin
or maybe I saw that in a Bud Light commercial
speakin' of which, give this bitch
a drink quick to wet my lips
you got enough cheddar lyin' around this place to
fix
up my tits
as if I need it...

[MCPB]
Conchetta please!
If you see any chedda'
it's chedda cheese
I'm easily great
I don't need to be in some sort of (cankeesy?) state
to create something you can appreciate

[PS] Who are you talkin to?
[MCPB] Makin you draw conclusions
and superficial distinctions make you go sacreu bleu

[PS]
I can speak French too
suck my nuh-nuh
french my cunt
comprande voux?
Look Pepe Le Pieux
let's cut to the (de nu-mon?)
you wanna fuck me, I wanna fuck you
so it's on.

[MCPB]
Can I chime in?
I'll still be rhymin'
when I'm in your hymen
I radiate like it was '88
and I'm searching for my lady mate
I'm a hunter-gatherer
a cunter-latherer
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice
granny's panties moist

I do the new when the tried and true fails

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plus I'm lookin' fly in my sky blue tails
Now peel off your tube top
so I can feel your boobs flop on my lubed cock
socks up to your calf like a chick from the (craff?)
I wanna put on a serated condom and saw you in half

[PS]
My knees are weak, I need knee-pads
you fuck me blind, I can't see, dag!
run me a hot bath add the epsom salt
soak my lower half in your Mortal Kombat cocktail sauce
let me head south
put it in my mouth
cause I like the taste.

[MCPB]
When I burst in your face
I'll invade your personal space

[PS]
I'm like Chase, stick your card in and out
Thanks see, look how much stacks of cream are coming out

[MCPB]
I removed her sanitary napkin with my teeth
and there was a planetary backspin underneath
I faced her wound
Let's do a pap smear with a taster spoon
you can sleep on the guest cot
I'll sleep in the wet spot

(Singing)
I'll be your boyfriend
Smooch on your pooper hole
all through the Super Bowl
your man doesn't even miss you
glued to the boob tube, watchya gonna do dude?

I woke up sticky
and quickly applied a temporary tattoo to a hickey
went to salt and shake her awake
with orange juice, a straw, and coffee cake
after we had a bite,
we pushed the canoe in the lake

[PS] You don't paddle right
[MCPB] Look, a shooting star!
[PS] It's a fuckin satellite
[MCPB] Lady, one more complaint
and I'll shove a rape-whistle up the Mrs. Va-J-J
(starts whistling)

[PS]
What'd you say?!?!
Listen Slim Shay-day
tell Dre he better fuckin pay may (me)
(starts laughing)

[MCPB]
Your talents are bite-size
it's no suprise you rhyme with white guys
I jumped in the water
what did I want a girlfriend for?
Just like you, you jizz on your floor.
I don't want sweet potatoes anymore
I didn't even leave her an oar
did a medium crawl stroke back to shore

Who's next to flirt with this exhausting extrovert?
I parted some (palm frawns?)
Guess who left me dry long johns
Uncle Ralph McDaniels
He said "what's up Paul Nathaniel Barman
let's get MTV off the air I deserve my own channel."

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously the "Click above to visit our sponsors" bit isn't in there

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 28 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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