...And you will know us by the trail of our bad 4-track solo songs from 7 years ago

MAXIMILLION AWESOME LYRICS:
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A chicky chicky chicky chicky
Yo this one goes out to my man Maximillion
who's checkin my shit out at the Pavillion
 
baby if you wanna get ready
me and you can go go steady
i can see me inside you in a couple days
i can see me inside you in a  couple ways
 
hear me talking
but you ain't ready
so let's go out and get some
fuckin' spaghetti
 
yeah
yeah baby you know what i like
 like your mother on the mic, baby
stick it right up her crotch
like to see ya get ready
take a look at my notch
 
got a mystical carpet
baby, i ain't talkin' no bullshit
hold on a second, gotta open my bottle of beer
hold on now
 
[beer sound effects]
 
now hold on another second
cuz, check it, i gotta get a cigarette now
 
hold on another second cuz
check it
i gotta get a cigarette
 
[cigarette and lighter sound effects]
 
yo, that Camel light taste good, baby, in the dead of night
i ain't no fuckin' devil-worshipper
but i am a robin hood, now
 
come on baby
yeah
come on baby
yeah
 
your mother
and your father
and your brother
do you have a sister?
 
mmmhmm hmmm mmmhmmm  
mmm mm mmm
whistlin''....
listen close i ain't a beastie boy

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From what I understand, Lord Custos likes it.

Lyrics go like this:

the buffalo ask how the bulls and the cows
honor on an arrow eating grass with the sparrow
Atlantesians ask the Grecians if their fate was just as pleasing
in our bedrooms in our sleep but we don't know it

the whooping crane whoop why the ostrich will never fly
but then the sky'd be smaller and I'd look even taller (ew)
the crustaceans aren't quite racing for a million years they been grazing
in our ocean's in our seas but we know it

cuz we didn't show it, we just may blow it
don'tcha know that's how it's meant to be
don'tcha know it's meant to be, how it's gonna be
how does it be?

*the actual full title of this song is "A Brief Dissertation on the Evolution of Animalkind and How it Relates to Humanity"...which is really just to piss people off

My French Teacher is an Alien

My French teacher is an alien
Who kills us little students
(Memory lapse here)
And turns us into mutants
He flies around all night
In a gigantic steel ship
It’s got a thousand laser guns
And a rocket on the tip

My French teacher is an alien

He’s short and he’s bald
Bergeron is what he’s called
But when he takes off his disguise
He’s got 40 million eyes
He likes French fries
He’s got tons of spies
He’ll make you conjugate avoir
Until your food begins to rise

My French teacher is an alien.

Pretty dope, eh? I was mighty proud of these lyrics after I wrote them, showed them to my schoolmate chums. We played this at a school party, some of the teachers were pretty amused. The music was good too, just bass and drums and guitar lead squeals during the verse, then a pause for the dramatic title reading, then during the chorus, descending guitar chords that were just one finger across the neck, moving up and down. Great.

I have a total of 29 wasted in my living room recordings that were recorded in this manner:
1. Drink
2. Hit record, play guitar
3. Hit record, add second guitar or keyboard track
4. Hit record, use Radio Shack ™ keyboard to manually add lame drums to "mix" if possible
5. Hit record, try to sing to it
6. Drink
7. Create next song...

I did something like that too (the "pattern" that is), I would drink (or smokey smoke, did plenty of that), choose an instrument, hit the record button, and hope for the best.

The Raunchy Young Lepers.

while1.org/~orion/buried.mp3

The biggest problem for me has always been that labels want a certain amount of dedication from me which I'm not willing to give--- no pictures on the cover, no interviews, no live shows, and basically nothing but cover art and songs. Fuck that shit, right? Hard to market, though, I suppose. I can't wait until the GOOD album finds a home: "Free Keys & Chorus" (that's the one I did most recently in a studio-like setting).

My name is Nathan Snyder and I have problems.