If you were backstage at a Coldplay concert with laxatives and Chris Martin left a can of Coke nearby would you...

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And during which song should the laxative effect hit? I vouch that if he shit himself during the opening bars of 'Trouble' it would keep me in hysterics for a long long time.

― Calum, Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Your threads are getting quite predictable, mon frere.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the first one featuring laxatives though.

― Calum, Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"getting"?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

calum you're really weird.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dumbest question yet.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 1 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

chris martin wouldn't drink coke though, all that caffeine & sugar.

― gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, I bet it's another case of "McCartney and the sneaky bacon sandwiches".

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Sunday, 23 December 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

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