― Eric Hoffman, Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
I didn't hear anything about them being from California, the return address on mine was New York.
The whole thing seems fishy - I'm sure some famous millionaire is behind this. Apparently, they've been sending out free tapes for months. If so, nice hoax. The music IS, as you say, fucked up, with a girl ranting about Jesus over a Jandekian racket on side A, and more ranting on the B side which is sub-Nnck drum clamour. But it's not really that great, to be honest. I'm sure it'll end up being worth something, if they ever do a proper LP.
― Franktalkabouthumans, Friday, 2 May 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 2 May 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 2 May 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 2 May 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
Like i said, I have done it, it's real.
― Franktalkabouthumans, Friday, 2 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
Don't trust Christians. They lie.
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― your null fame (yournullfame), Friday, 2 May 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― FROMBERT (dog latin), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Franktalkabouthumans, Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
It's pretty damn weird. I think the cover is a dead giveaway though. It seems obvious this is a scam by some very "in the know" people who set out to make a "weird" record, and not normal folks who happened to believe they were making a proper rock record but lacked the good sense to know how messed up it sounded. What Christian would have a half-naked girl with a kabuki mask and a gun on the cover?
― 5unshine 5uper 5kum, Sunday, 4 May 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 May 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― your null fame (yournullfame), Sunday, 4 May 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 4 May 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 4 May 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 4 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
It's tempting. I just ordered one. I'll post here if anything comes.
― JB, Monday, 5 May 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
I would like to hear the tape now - should I write again and push my luck? anyone wanna trade copy for copy?
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 12 May 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 09:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
Roger, write me, I'd love to trade a copy for one of that single you have!
― Eric Hoffman, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
cause i just emailed the guy.
― JasonD (JasonD), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
The journalist in me is trying to ruin this, i know, but i think there's a clue in the different post-mark thing. Could this be something perpetuated by more than one group of people? Does anyone know of the postmark that Eric speaks of? I know California starts with 9, correct? Mine was from NYC. I Googled "Parula Byrd" and came up with nothing. Just how big IS this cult of Jandekian Jesus People??
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
i was just cleaning out my garage and found this tape. sounds a lot better than i remember it sounding back then. i have the tape with the golden masked girl on her knees with a gun. i did a search for Otem Edwards & Parula Byrd and the only webpage ever that references them is this one. wtf?
― jaxon, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
The Parula warbler is a "small dainty bird" says one source; its song is considered "a bad omen," says another. Otem Relik is a band on MySpace, their track "Cassette Tape" is kind of finger-picking emo-hop.
― dow, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i did a search for Otem Edwards & Parula Byrd and the only webpage ever that references them is this one. wtf?
that's great :)
― Ludo, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I didn't get a tape at all, but today I did get a lathe cut 7" credited to Son Rise and the Moray Elk Choir that sounds like the grooves were cut into it with a safety pin.
I found a review of a reissue of what Roger said he'd received: http://www.digitalisindustries.com/foxyd/reviews.php?which=1125
Looks like they've been here before, including Wooden Wand & The Vanishing Voice mini tour Wooden Wand + Sightings & Wooden Wand + Michael Hurley (wherein Roger discusses his involvement with the groups in question)
So was this just some half-baked viral hype? Are they any good? They seem to have been very popular among sockpuppets.
― dad a, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sorry if I just spoiled everyone's fun.
― dad a, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
so you're saying roger adultery is behind it? not unplausable.
― jaxon, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Aww, funny thread. Would love to believe it's not a hoax.
― NickB, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
the tape i got was just a bunch of racist rants
― jeff, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Moray Elk Choir = Moray Elk Themes? Weird. Probably not a coincidence...
What's a Moray Elk?
Email to that address listed above just bounced back
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Moray Elks Eat the Holy Modal Rounders.
― ian, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
(yes i know it's eels.)
listening to it again, it's definitely someone in the know and not a real xtian group
― jaxon, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Roger Adultery = J4m3s T0th: is that right?
― NickB, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― wilter, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
amongst other things
― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
the tape i got WAS ERASED BY PC THUGS
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Mine had a cover of "I'm Only Sleeping" by Suggs
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone find the lord b/c of this tape
― Mark Rich@rdson, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Eric Hoffman who started this thread appears to be another name for Roger Adultery/Roger Fidelity, since Roger mentioned him here: Piggy (Voivod) est mort The guys in Voivod had cool, punk rock named like "Piggy" and "Snake." That was way cooler than calling yourself "Eric Hoffman" or "Chuck Schuldiner" or "Alex Scolinik."
YOU JUST GOT FREAKFOLK'D
― dad a, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i kinda want to hear this tape.
― t0dd swiss, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Eric Hoffman is in Deicide I think
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"I also got a pamphlet about how Roman Catholics are in league with the devil and not true Christians"
as a Catholic, I can certify this as absolutely true.
― Marco Damiani, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't care if this is a hoax or what, this kinda shit is great. Is there any way I can hear this tape 5 years later?
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 07:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there any way I can hear this tape 5 years later?
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― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 November 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
SEVERE and troubled religious folk damage with group vocals
This should be on the label of the single. You know, how they used to put "Vocal With Orchestra" or whatever.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i found my copy of one of these today, an untitled cassette (which unfortunately i haven't got the means to play at the moment). did anything come to light about these guys? all the searches i've done just lead back to this thread.
― dogs, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link