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Okay team, here's a challenge. I need a mood setting tape that I can play that will get any female in my presence (once lubricated with enough wine and smalltalk) to get all randy and want to shag me furiosuly all night long. Is this bastardisation of great art into a commodity? Is it degrading to the artists involved? Well, probably.

Come on people, it's not that tricky. And Callum, I expect your every support and help (just kidding!)

P.S. I've done a search for soemthing similar, and nothing existed - but if you know a thread, point me in the right direction!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 2 May 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Tina Turner "Simply The Best"

Berlin "Take My Breath Away"

Revolting Cocks "Beers Steers & Queers"

these always work.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 2 May 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jayne County - If You Don't Wanna Fuck Me (Fuck Off)

― russ t, Friday, 2 May 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

marvin gaye "you sure love to ball"
tim buckley "get on top"
anything by chef

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 2 May 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Russ, you beat me to it - I think I can guarantee that playing record will get Johnney, if not what he wants, then certainly what he deserves!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 2 May 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenny G

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 2 May 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dead Kennedys - Too drunk to fuck

― neil, Friday, 2 May 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything by Chris de Burgh.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 May 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

how about "The Gush" from Blue Jam?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 2 May 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Lady" - either by Kenny Rogers or by Styx.

It helps if you sing/emote along with the song too.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 2 May 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

barry white. probably.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 2 May 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha A mix tape that will get her ALL RANDY and SHAG YOU FURIOSULY (sic(k)). Blimey. *turn on/off serious mode* shuggie otis.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 2 May 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Shuggie Otis - great choice. Strawberry Letter22....hmmmm

― russ t, Friday, 2 May 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

PJ Harvey-"To Bring You My Love"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Friday, 2 May 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Egyptian Lover "D.S.L.s"?

Seriously, though, don't sleep on D'Angelo.

― Lee G (Lee G), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to dump a bucket of water on yer crotch, m'man, but I feel it's going to take something significantly more powerful than a mix tape to get your woman to "get all randy and want to shag me furiosuly all night long". But, hey.....prove me wrong.

In the event that you do attempt this task with a mix-tape, may I suggest avoiding anything by Celtic Frost, GG Allin and the Hooters.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By - Lovage

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.takeoutmusic.com/artist_pics/Lovage/lovage_lady_c_180.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Tricky - Maxinquaye.

Works best with a little weed.

Also, Postishead - Dummy. Hey, just cause you're tired of it doesn't mean she is.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck the mix tape. Play Marvin Gayes's entire lp "Lets Get It On".

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

just tell her yer gonna take her bootie to the nudie dimension - swish

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 May 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

may I suggest avoiding anything by Celtic Frost, GG Allin and the Hooters.

I LOVE that album.

― Neudonym, Friday, 2 May 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I LOVE that album.

Which?

I LOVE that album.

Maybe so, but would you LOVE to it?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, come on Alex, you MUST have the Celtic Frost/GG Allin/Hooters collab somewhere in your collection. I think it was called I Shit on Yr God at the Prom.

And oh yeah it makes for some sweeeet lovin'.

― Neudonym, Friday, 2 May 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I missed I.S.o.y.G.a.t.P and went for the box set, Lysurgic Penetrations of the Virgin Matriarch's Hotbox Girls are the Best

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Good call. How 'bout that Disc 3 cover version of "Take On Me"?

― Neudonym, Friday, 2 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Good call. How 'bout that Disc 3 cover version of "Take On Me"?

Oh, you mean the one with the second verse sung in backwards-latin? Damn does that rock! Also, the cover art featuring a pregnant Patty Hearst fisting the pope is pretty righteous!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 2 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn! I am hot and naked right now. Where the heck are you Johnney B.?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 2 May 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck the mix tape. Play Marvin Gayes's entire lp "Lets Get It On".
Sure, it may be a cliché, but its also true.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

This tape is clearly missing "The Glory of Love" and "Separate Ways".

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Also you should play the entirety of The Man Machine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

YO, FUCK MAKING A TAPE BITCH!!! FROMBERT JUST GETS DOWN AND DIRTY WHATEVER THE FUCK HAPPENS AND THE FEMALES NEVER COMPLAIN!!!!!!! YOU PUSSY BOYS CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE POWER OF FROMBERT!!!!!!!! SAY MY NAME!

― FROMBERT (dog latin), Saturday, 3 May 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Just listening to "2 People" By Jean-Jacques Smoothie, it is very sensual.

― Nick H, Saturday, 3 May 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU PUSSY BOYS CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE POWER OF FROMBERT!!!!!!!! SAY MY NAME!
Fromage!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 3 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you, Lord.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 3 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd imagine the new Goldfrapp album's pretty good for a little rumpy action.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 5 May 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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