Diana Krall and Elvis Costello to wed

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how lovely

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030502/capt.1051847135.tribeca_film_festival_nyr133.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure they'll be happy together; they're both completey boring.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

eh? i thought he was married to that chick from the Pogues!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Not for years.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

In fact, which of his albums is about their divorce? Is is Blood and Chocolate?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dos Elvis ever shave anymore? Does he purposefully mean to accentuate his disturbing lack of a jawline? And why is he wearing my glasses?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks like Billy Joel.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 3 May 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

He really fucking does. It hurts me.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

She has very large teeth.

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Saturday, 3 May 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, she's not 100% perfect-looking.

Calum to thread!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno, but the AP report sez Declan announced his split from Cait in November...so maybe the next album will be another grand post-divorce bile-a-thon.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 3 May 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope this makes him and her happy, but I will always think of Krall as the woman who's most often cited on the dullest Nerve.com profiles.

― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 3 May 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you know, elvis is getting on in yrs. Maybe he's not looking for the fastest car anymore. Just something reliable.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 3 May 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I think this is a convert effort to merge two large segments of the Nerve.com demographic: the girls who say Diana Krall's "Peel Me a Grape" is the sexiest song ever, and the girls who say they have an Elvis Costello poster on their wall.

― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 3 May 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Diana Krall's piano-playing is underrated (as is Russell Malone's guitar-playing though it's underused on that album).

I'm not a big fan of either artist; I think they just seem right together.

The worst nerve profile artists ever are the k-obvious indie signifiers - i'll pick Built to Spill, though I'm sure there's a better choice (I like Built to Spill) - we get the point.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 May 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks like Billy Joel.
and Diana looks like Lisa Marie with a blonde wig.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 3 May 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

but her eyes aren't "sleepy" enough to be Lisa Marie.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 3 May 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like Bono

― Adam A. (Keiko), Saturday, 3 May 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ouch. There's no need to get nasty about it.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 3 May 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure they'll be happy together; they're both completey boring.

Took the words right outta my mouth

― Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 3 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

she's funny

― Surmounter, Saturday, 11 April 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

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