T-Shirt Worthy

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I know this guy who's in this indie band that has some notoriety (not a lot, but they probably do ok on the semi-major label they're on) & they just printed T-Shirts for their band. They look nice, but the act seems like real hubris. I mean, outside of a small circle, they can't possibly be so well known that someone would want to declare their devotion on a T-Shirt.

When is an artist T-Shirt Worthy?

direct_program, Monday, 5 May 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, lots of very small bands make t-shirts to promote themselves.

slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 5 May 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

they're worthy when you would be happy to walk around giving them free advertising and not feel like a fool

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 5 May 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bands are T-shirt worthy as long as they AREN'T famous outside a provincial circle.

maria b (maria b), Monday, 5 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't wear a Beatles Tshirt or Elvis Tshirt or Nsync Tshirt but I would wear a Big G & the Ducks, Slaying Monsters, or Brainslide shirts.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 May 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I'd be way more likely to wear (and buy) a t-shirt for a small, lesser known act than a big one.

That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

they are t-shirt-worthy once they make cool shirts!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

</captain obvious of the uss redundant!>

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(i just made a form for a web page on friday that had a drop-down menu for the person's honorific and they had mr, mrs, ms, miss, dr, etc, and then HRH!!)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"excuse me giles. do you recall the queen's password?"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a devo shirt.

Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Monday, 5 May 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

There are many bands I would deem t-shirt worthy, but whose t-shirts I have never bought on account of the designs being so shit.

Likewise, I have been swayed by a shit-hot design to buy/wear a t-shirt advertising a band who may not necessarily be t-shirt worthy (yet or ever).

So...what Tracer Hand said.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 5 May 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If a band has -- at the very least -- a decent name, I'd say that's worth a t-shirt. In 1985, I saw an absolutely dreadful band open for the Butthole Surfers in Columbus, Ohio called Death on a Stick. They played an incomprehensible rendition of George Benson's "On Broadway," and were dire, dire, dire, but their t-shirt was brilliant. "Death On a Stick: Existentialist Wig Shop Tour `85". I still have it somewhere.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 May 2003 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

....now, one could argue that that makes me "a poser," but I *DID* see them, and I *DID* somewhat enjoy their show (and, at the very, least, got a nice anecdote out of it)...and am probably one of maybe ten people on the face of the earth (including the band members) who owns the shirt, so **FACKOFF**, Shania apologists!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 May 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I still have a shirt from a band I've never seen or heard of outside of the t-shirt, but only because the back says, "Just fucking relax." Sound advice.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a Fatima Mansions t-shirt that says "keep music evil" on the front. I like that shirt. I don't own any Fatima Mansions, though.

gage o (gage o), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I am wearing a Blurtonia t-shirt right now and it has angry wolves on it.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yay blurtonia!

coleslaw, Monday, 5 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am wearing a Modest Mouse shirt. I have three.

mclusky, Monday, 5 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yesterday I was wearing my Sadies t-shirt. Tomorrow I will wear my Tricky Woo shirt.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I have always wanted a Kill Rock Stars t-shirt...never heard anything on the label though.

disco stu (disco stu), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I would never wear a band T-shirt.

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a rule against it until two years ago, when I started making most of my income from entertainment j'lism. Since I was not only getting the records for free but also not paying at the door to see bands, I decided that if I really like a band, I'll buy their t-shirt (and whatever 7"s they might have). Cuz it's still important to me to interact as a FAN of some bands.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 5 May 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cmt.com/img/shania.twain/mu10030202-shaniatwain-189x182.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd wear an 'nsync t-shirt.

On the other hand, people who wear band t-shirts at gigs will be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Especially if they're wearing t-shirts of the band who are playing. We could have guessed you liked them already, morons.

cis (cis), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Band T-shirt Etiquette

I get embarrassed when I catch myself even *listening* to a band whose t-shirt I'm wearing, let alone going to a gig wearing the band who's playing's t-shirt.

I got a (not all that nice actually) free Blur t-shirt with my copy of Think Tank but I can't possibly wear it for at least 2 weeks cos I'll be listening to the album pretty much on a loop til then. That's right, right?

Like when I was in Melbourne for the comedy festival and a comedian picked on me in the crowd and asked me what my favourite band was (this after asking what I did for a living: "You're a journalist? Who d'you write for? Apart from YOURSELF, you CUNT?" - cue massive cheers from the audience) and I said Pulp, and then looked down and realised I was indeed wearing my allegiance on my chest. For shame.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 5 May 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst is wearing your own band's shirt (because nothing else is clean) and being recognized on the street. In a laundrOmat is better, you have a ready excuse.
I figure most small bands on tour need the cash, so if I have $10, I consider it buying them breakfast.

Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What about band T Shirts that have no obvious connection tot he band except for a fan who is familiar with the band's aesthetic approach????????

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

CharlieNo4, you are clearly a person of highly refined sensibilities. And also completely OTM, as I realised the other day when I found myself unable to listen to Calla as I was wearing their T-shirt. Because imagine if someone asked you what you were listening to and you were wearing their t-shirt? Really tacky.

On the other hand, I don't think you'll be listening to Think Tank on a loop for two weeks, unless you've got a stronger stomach than I do. I couldn't even manage to listen to it twice.

...to try and get back to the point of this thread, I think all bands are t-shirt worthy so long as you like them and don't personally know any of the members. Because if someone recognises the name and talks to you about them, you'll look like a poser who only wears the t-shirt so they can namedrop.

cis (cis), Thursday, 8 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(as I type I am wearing my Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster 'Morning Is Broken' t-shirt with pride)

I bought two Delgados t-shirts at the same gig, once. They were that great, plus they had about nine varieties, of which the two I got were supremely classy. One's grey with black sleeves, and has this cute wee black heart with 'hate' written on it in red (with 'the delgados' written underneath), and the other one is black and has HATE written on the chest in big white letters in the style of AC/DC (i.e. gothic lettering with a lightning bolt in the middle) and is possibly my favourite t-shirt ever. The Delgados. They are great.

However, I also have a black Interpol t-shirt, with 'Interpol' in dark grey across the chest, which looked dead fucking cool on the stall. And it is a very nice design.

But:

a) it was bought on the NME tour for £15, when I could have got a Polyphonic Spree cassock instead for £25

b) it's a skinny fit

c) I didn't specify the size, so the stall-vendor decided to sell me one that fits those aged 11 or under.

Would anyone like to purchase? Barely been worn, cos it makes me look like a gay Belgian cyclist that is very proud of his pubic hair, none of which actually applies to me.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)


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