This is the thread where we talk about Holly Valance's recent decision to pose nude for Playboy (it's out in 2 months time)

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Hah hah! Gotcha!

Holly in Playboy... I wish!

― Calum, Monday, 12 May 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

it could happen

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 12 May 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum, is there anything you enjoy more than music, and masturbating to images of nude females?

― Famous Athlete, Monday, 12 May 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

what else is there?

― hstencil, Monday, 12 May 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the music part is up in the air

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 May 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Famous Athlete: Calum, is there anything you enjoy more than music, and masturbating to images of nude females?
hstencil: what else is there?
Custos: Um....waitasec...lemme think....
(* crickets chirping *)
uhm...er, well...theirs...no thats not a good answer...uh...
(* glaciers melt *)
Can I get back to you on this one?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Playboy would not feature Holly Valance because not enough people in America (me, for example) know how Holly Valance is.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

and you know all the other models quite well, then..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Playboy would not feature Holly Valance because not enough people in America (me, for example) know how Holly Valance is.
Call me a disgusting pig, but I think I speak for guys everywhere when I say "as long as she has a pretty face and a nice figure, I don't CARE who she is..."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure C*lum would agree with me on this.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, you're right.

Besides, Playboy is lucky to get any sort of celebrity nowadays.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, considering that they featured Jordan as a front cover article (no, I never went and bought it... Jordan? Yuech) I'm sure they'd flip for Holly. She's super-hot!

― Calum, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Famous Athlete: Calum, is there anything you enjoy more than music, and masturbating to images of nude females?
hstencil: what else is there?
Custos: Um....waitasec...lemme think....

Well, maybe talking to real ladies, perhaps even going out with them... that sort of thing... it happens you know...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

check out Calum's answers on the I Love Film board and then wonder why he just types this guff on ILM. i suspect an irrational hatred of music buffs in favour of equally annoying film bores.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't mind this stuff too much unless it's really grotty and laddish... this is pretty harmless... and i did like the right said fred dog fighting thread...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I suspect this is the most clicked on thread title in ILM history. In fact, I KNOW it is. How many of you had a wee glimmer of hope just as you clicked on this monster? Go on admit it.

― Calum, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i think your 57th Emma Bunton one was more of a hit

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

who buys Playboy anyway? and would you really want to shell out for that to see Holly Valance's 'nice but no better than 10,000+ other ladies' bits when half an hour on Photoshop will provide adequate results? DIY erotica is the way forward in that respect

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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