― michelle stoots (blueii), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 15 May 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)
Walking down the streetSomething caught my eyeA growing epidemicThat really ain’t flyThis middle aged ladyI gotta be bluntHer spandex biker shortsWere creeping up the frontI could see her uterusHer pants were too tightShe musn’t own pantiesThere were none in sightShe walked right byThe poor woman didn’t knowShe had a frontal wedgieA Cameltoe
Umm HmmThat’s rightUh HuhOh NoFix yourself girlYou got a Cameltoe
Girl that’s gotta hurtTake some time and adjustCan’t you see people staringAnd making a fussCould not believe my eyesHad to take a second glanceIs your crotch hungry girl?Cause it’s eating your pantsDo you enjoy the commotionAnd attention it brings?The only lips I wanna seeAre the ones that singIn public putting onAn X rated showGrossing people outWith your Cameltoe
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First day of spring and by the looks of thingsThese girls done forgot how to dressA little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts And it’s causing me much distressWhoomp there it is ya’ll right in the frontEverybody come and get a good lookI can see everything through the panty clingEvery crannie and every nookYou better take a quick minute before you step outside Check the area thats pubicOr you’ll get your panties all up in a bunchAll twisted up like rubicTake these words of advice cause its not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creepWatch out for the Cameltoe.
― Cameltoe, Monday, 19 May 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)