What if Chewbacca sang in a emo band?

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A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

no way, he'd do stoner rock!

"Chewbacca's high!
Chewbacca's stoned!
That motherfucker's baked
That wookie's on drugs

How's he gonna fight the Empire if he can't get his eyes uncrossed?
Maybe he and Darth Vader should light up and forget about everything"

hstencil, Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Chewy is indeed into Stoner Rock, but that scary little shit of a son he had in the TV special (Lumpy?) is into Korn. The Tasmanian Devil break on Freak On A Leash is the proof.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to hear Chewy do "You Think I'm Not Worth...But I Feel Like A Millionaire" by QOTSA.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

The key word is "sang." You know, with the: "eeenahhhhhh" voice.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Chewy is all about Stoner Rock. Emo humps are too clean cut. Chewy embraces his masculinity, doesn't try to hide it.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean you've never heard Commander Venus???

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the closest Chewy would go to emo is "Hash Pipe".

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i am trying to imagine his falsetto now.

Honda (Honda), Thursday, 15 May 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

It would sound exactly like track nine on the Clerks soundtack.
Clerks soundtack. (Ho ho, you thought I was being facetious when I said that I would not rest until the Clerks soundtack was regarded with the same respect as the Saturday Night Fever sounrdtrack. You thought I was killing,...well, you thought *wrong.* HAHAHAHA!)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 15 May 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)


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