Kid Rock being eaten alive by a rabid polar bear at the zoo while lots of laughing people pee on his face

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That would be nice wouldn't it?

The man's such a big turd.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"his"... the polar bear's?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No Kid Rock's obviously. I don't like cruelty towards animals - only assholes, and the polar bear is probably alright.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

he's not alright if he's rabid

― keith (keithmcl), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He's alright if he's eating Kid Rock though.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Did Kid Rock simply fall in or was he thrown?

― Paul Cox (paul cox), Sunday, 18 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i pushed him but i think i made it look like an accident "ooops! .. sory mate!"

― bob snoom, Sunday, 18 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You're evil Bob but, god job!

― Jr_Vision (visionjr), Sunday, 18 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(good).

― Jr_Vision (visionjr), Sunday, 18 May 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Did Kid Rock simply fall in or was he thrown?

Any chance he realized how crap he is and jumped out of remorse?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i only clicked on this because i thought there would be a picture.

― your null fame (yournullfame), Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

If Kid Rock is a big turd that means the rabid polar bear is eating a turd while people pee on the turd!

Wait, was the polar bear himself responsible for this turd? Cuz that would make the polar bear Kid Rock's dad. Kid Rock's dad's a cannibal!! Oh no!!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I ph34r that JBR will develop an irrational emotional attachment to her own feces

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 18 May 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewww... Kid Rock's dad is SICK. i shit Kid Rock every day but i don't eat him!

― Jr_Vision (visionjr), Sunday, 18 May 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Kid Rock more before he put out his "Sea Change." He hasn't been the same since the midget died.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 18 May 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I ph34r that JBR will develop an irrational emotional attachment to her own feces

"will"?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 May 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ew.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 18 May 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Pam Anderson is sooo stoopid. She must have victim written all over her face to date these obviously thick-as-fuck, reactionary, gung-ho, Bush loving metalhead morons.

― Calz (Calz), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

this guy's worse than the real Calum

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm my own Grandpa

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Blo (c)unt you remain the second biggest knob splinter on ILM (the immortal russ_twat takes the biscuit).

― Calz (Calz), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

And probably wanks over it with his moron mates befor eating the sticky digestive.

― Calz (Calz), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

you remain the fourth best Calum impersonator. try harder.

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah. I'm bored now Blounty.

― Calz (Calz), Monday, 19 May 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

New Kid Rock album:
Devil with a Colon...a spleen, a liver, a head...

Then the polar bear spits it all out and gargles to get the taste out.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Calz", are you sure you're not suffering from temporary amnesia? You sound exactly the same as the "previous" Calum.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, maybe you were him, but you've just forgotten.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

nah, it's a clone

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Then when he comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole! Hahahahaha.
(c/o Garrison Keilor's annual all-joke show)

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Calz: Pam Anderson is sooo stoopid. She must have victim written all over her face to date these obviously thick-as-fuck, reactionary, gung-ho, Bush loving metalhead morons.
James Blount: ...this guy's worse than the real Calum
Actually, Calz statement above might be the only genuinely perceptive thing he's ever said (though, i'm not sure about the "Bush-loving" clause; unless he means pudenda not the current Resident of White House.)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 26 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opk1bmjTFqo

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://pewforum.org/news/display.php?NewsID=17649

― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

Oops, wrong url.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6949625.ece

― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

Jose Kusugak, the president of the Kivalliq Inuit Association, told reporters: “A male polar bear eating a cub becomes a big story and they try to marry it with climate change and so on. It becomes absurd — when it’s a normal, normal occurrence.”

― _Rudipherous_, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

When ppl say they miss old style ILX this is what they're thinking of, right?

― Ferry Aid was a popular appeal and it still is (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

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