How gay is Clay ?

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..not that there's anything wrong with it.....

― JJ, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

pretty gay.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

How sick is Dick? How gone is Ron?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, well how about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Clay who?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The American Idol kid?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Others far more in the know have discussed it...

http://outgroups.com/viewtopic.php?t=176

Dare we eavesdrop?

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Celluloid Closet 2: Gumby Speaks Out

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a fucking annoying singer. It's all about showing off his vocal technique, but he might as well be singing the phone book.

Of course he's going to win, though.

― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

How cool is Tool? How piss is Kiss? How nice is Ice.. ..Cube? How are the folks from Strokes? How schmadiohead is Radiohead?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

How divine are The Vines?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How lugubrious is Ludacris?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not that there's anything wrong with it...

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I think it's completely unnaceptable.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

How unreal is Seal?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What's lugubrious?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

err...how bustin' is Justin?

― russ t, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

lu·gu·bri·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (l-gbr-s, -gy-)
adj.

Mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous degree.

― Oxford Dictionary (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How to fax on Michael Jackson?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How smelly is R Kelly (after a piss binge)?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

How to pee on Ice-T?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

how to get fartin' on Chris Martin

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

how hetero is stallone?

who the fuck cares?

― sam p (lull), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

how do you measure gay?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

In my case, with a yardstick.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I will say that after revisiting that first audition, he didn't seem very gay at all. The show definitely upped his gay quotient. (And come on, people, stop acting like this topic is beneath you.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think they gave him a gay-over?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

er, um..."Better dead than Right Said Fred?"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't that be "How ludicrous is Ludacris?"

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

more importantly: how many of Clay's devoted voters know he's gay? (All those teenaged girls who are like "Oh, he's so nerdy-cute" even though they'd snub the hell out of him if he was in their bio class.) And does Clay himself know he's gay?

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I do now! (sobs)

― Clay (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry you had to find out that way, Clay.

actually, I'm guessing every girl in the school musical kinda had a crush on him, even though everyone kinda knew. "If he was straight...."

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It's part of the allure.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know a thing about American Idol but the two last guys should also make a love movie not unlike the one with Kelly and the other guy are coming out with soon.

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

they can sing 'ebony and ivory' while they lez up.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

OH GOD NO

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My son burst into tears when Clay lost. I'm still trying to figure out what this means.

(He's only 4 yrs. 9 mos., and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from...but still.)

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

How Neuvo is Devo?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How bling is Sting?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How dork is Bjork?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

How Heidegger is Autechre?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from

???

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

How Bourgeousie is Biz Markie?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

How brash is The Clash?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

How introvert is Luke Vibert?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

How insane is St. Germain?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

How Gestalt is Veruca Salt?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

how In Vitro is Turbo Negro?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

How adjunct are Daft Punk?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My son burst into tears when Clay lost

Did the big bloke win then? (We're a bit behind over here - I think they're showing the final this weekend.) Thank God for that - Clay was fucking awful.

― James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 22 May 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah and I decided that Ruben and Clay need to star in a buddy cop movie together.

― NA. (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 May 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

How ass are Crass?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 22 May 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

how does El-P's pee smell?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

and obsessed with North Carolina where Clay hails from
???

Just what I said. The kid loves North Carolina: sports teams, cities, colleges, everything. I have no idea what happened; my suspicion is that his obsession with the color blue took a left turn at Tar Heel Blue and never came back. Oy.

Horace, that was the single most disgusting [non-Geir non-Calum-in-bowel-discussing-mode] post I've ever seen here. Excellent work, my friend.

And: How Sex was X? How Clay was [Marvin] Gaye? How crazee was Haysi Fantayzee?

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

How famous is Tori Amos?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/clay-impregnates-someone/?icid=100214839x1202949920x1200109665

― omar little, Thursday, 29 May 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

...

really?

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

looool

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

kathy griffin is going to have a field day with this

― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 29 May 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

!!!

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

what's her name was a judge on the american idol precursor 'popstars'. she's got zero personality.

― omar little, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

michael jackson marries!!!

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 May 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

the fuck

― The Reverend, Friday, 30 May 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

he might as well be singing the phone book.

lol randy

― musically, Friday, 30 May 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

http://media.mjsbigblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/clay_people.jpg

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, well how about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, May 20, 2003 9:13 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude wins most improved poster easy

― and what, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

he's a good kid

― omar little, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

hes quoting adam sandler there

― Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

He's sampling.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

thank you for your cogent analysis of other posters once again, and what

― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

no prob oops. send my best to luna

― and what, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

I'm devastated by the news.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but I guess I'm thinking quantity over quality when it comes to the public eye.

― Eric H., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

my wager is at least two more celebs out of the closet by the end of the week

― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

I pick Tom Cruise and DMX

― Darryl Strawberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

i'm hoping it will be someone no one would think of.

― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

clay uses the term "tossed-salad" in the people interview

― ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

when referring to the parenting relationship between him and the baby's mother

― ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/ForRyland-ClaymateMeltdown.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 September 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/09/claymates-deal-with-their-gay-greif.php

― some dude, Friday, 26 September 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

Would probably work better as a "lol at all these dumb people upset over their idols gayness" piece if they hadn't spelled "grief" wrong in the URL.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 26 September 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

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