Guess Which Pop Star Visits His Congressman To Demand Taco Bell Drive Thru While Wearing Spiderman Mask

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Michael Jackson out on the town for fast food

ASSOCIATED PRESS
6:15 p.m., May 20, 2003

SOLVANG – Reclusive pop star Michael Jackson, wearing a red-and-blue Spider-Man mask, popped into a congressman's field office seeking an answer to a critical issue.

"How come Solvang doesn't have any fast food restaurants?" the costumed Jackson asked Steve LavagNiño, deputy director in the new office of Rep. Elton Gallegly, R-Santa Barbara.

The masked encounter took place about two weeks ago.

After being told the only chain restaurant was a Subway sandwich shop, he said, "I love Taco Bell."

The entertainer then pulled his webbed-crusader disguise off his face and apologized for disturbing LavagNiño, although Jackson didn't know what kind of office he'd wandered into.

"I've seen you on TV," said LavagNiño, whose father Larry is the mayor of nearby Santa Maria.

"Don't believe everything you see on TV," replied Jackson, who isn't registered to vote in Santa Barbara County. His sprawling Neverland Ranch is nearby.

After a few more pleasantries and an autograph, Jackson rode off in a black Bentley.

LavagNiño's boss didn't believe his tale until he faxed him the autograph.

"Elton laughed," LavagNiño said. "It's very hard to top that visit. My first week in the office and I get the most famous person on the planet."

Jackson later was seen at a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut drive-through window in Buellton.

After ordering two cheese pizzas, breadsticks, water and three chicken soft tacos, Jackson was spotted in the passenger seat. As his pizzas cooked, Jackson, face exposed, talked to employees and signed autographs, said Ana Torres, restaurant assistant manager.

"He was great," Torres said. "We all got his autograph. He talked to customers."

Jackson also had his son, Prince Michael, with him, she said.

"He had blond hair, he was really cute," Torres said.

Jackson, wearing a Spider-Man mask, asked Lavagnino why their surrounding area doesn't have more fast food restaurants. Lavagnino replied by pointing out there's a Subway sandwich shop. Jackson retorted: "But I like Taco Bell!"

By the time this hit the wire services yesterday, Lavagnino had already been put on ice by the congressman's office. All calls were referred to the Washington office, where Tom Pfeiffer handled calls.

So did this really happen? "It did," Pfeiffer told me. He assured me that the now sequestered Lavagnino was a longtime resident of the area and knew Jackson from an impostor. Pfeiffer did say that Lavagnino was alone at the time and there were no other witnesses.

This all comes a day or so after Jackson had his picture taken wearing a fake Afro in Miami, and on the heels of his settlement with Sotheby's over paintings he hadn't paid for. What's going on? Is Michael crazy?

Crazy, I would say, as a fox. Jackson knows how to manipulate the press, and this week he's already gotten two good publicity hits for strange behavior. But believe me, it is orchestrated by the Gloved One.

As nuts as you may think he is, Jackson knows that riding around in a Bentley looking for fast food will get him the attention he craves.

Think of him as a publicity vampire. Attention is the blood he needs to suck. So hey there, Mike, we haven't forgotten about you! We're just taking a rest before your next trial starts. We have duly noted your Miami appearances and await your purchase of a new home there.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

He's turning into ODB!

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but I'd like to see Jackson cash his welfare checks live on MTV!

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

This is terrible journalism. Since when was Spider-Man's mask red and blue?

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

What colour are they now?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

he should have wore his "Michael Jackson" mask.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, to be the Taco Bell employee to let loose a gusher of jizz in that chicken soft taco...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a beautiful, innocent dreamer, man.

slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

dood, MJ would have been all over the jizz taco like a fly on shit.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't America on Code Off-White or something? I mean, is it wise in this paranoid age to let a man in a Spider-Man mask in to see legislators?

I love that the dude said, "I've seen you on TV."
What did he mean by that?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Just curious: what does "LavagNiño" mean?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Son of Lavigne."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Little Lavigne". It's gangsta.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

crazy as a fox!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And what does "AvrilLavigne" mean?

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you think maybe when the aide said: "I've seen you on TV." he was talking about Spider-Man?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Way to lose that Taco Bell argument for me, MJ.

dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell?!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Fire in the Gates of Hell!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Fire in the Pepsi Commercial!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Since when you do fucking look for fast food in a wacky Danish theme village town?

"Gorditos Supreme... HOOOO!"

"No, yah, we only haf Apple Duukers"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"with Grande Burrito comes grande responsibility"

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, if you've been to Solvang at least once, you KNOW you shouldn't look for anything other than blue tinned butter cookies there. Buellton's only a few miles south... haven for pea soup and fast food.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)


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