Calum Robert, Whats on yr Walkman?

Dude, what the fuck?

Suede

whatever it is, it looks sticky and I'm not touching it.

DAMN...fastest thread response I've ever seen!

Usually my threads get halfway down the page before someone notices them. (If you don't believe me watch the two Taking Sides I just posted crawl like slugs down the New Answers Page.)

for most posters, that would be a hint.

I still love you, hstencil, even if you hate fun.

For Custos though it's a challenge.

Hahahahahahahaha!
No, seriously...maybe my thread titles are too obtuse/weird/cryptic to catch anyone attention.
But anyhow. Feel free to ignore this thread and try the new Taking Sides I put up. They're very fresh and make their own gravy when they get wet.

Menswear

My guess....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005HOW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

WTF is that?!

My god is that j.lo's ass or a close of Karl Maldens schnoz?

samantha fox

Alex did you review that for yr. edgy/stuffy-culture-mag?

Jeez.. now I remember picking up the fist volume of Cyborgasm at the Wherehouse's bargain bin ten years ago.. I listened to it with a friend on the walkman to see what this 3D sound was all about.. sad..

Har Mar Superstar.

I thought we already established: Huey Lewis and the News.

he likes White Stripes innit

Huh yeah Woo! Hey yeah, huh,
hoo yeah, uh-huh yeah

Clock strikes upon the hour
And the sun begins to fade
Still enough time to figure out
How to chase my blues away
I've done alright up to now
It's the light of day that shows me how
And when the night falls, loneliness calls

Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

I've been in love and lost my senses
Spinning through the town
Sooner or later the fever ends
And I wind up feeling down
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls

Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Somebody oo Somebody oo
Somebody who loves me yeah
Somebody oo Somebody oo
To hold me in his arms oh
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls

Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

Hoo hoo dance, cmon baby hehehehe
Woo yeah hehehe

Dontcha wanna dance with me baby
Dontcha wanna dance with me boy
Hey Dontcha wanna dance with me baby
With somebody who loves me

Dontcha wanna dance say you wanna dance
Dontcha wanna dance
Dontcha wanna dance say you wanna dance
Dontcha wanna dance
Dontcha wanna dance say you wanna dance uh-huh
With somebody who loves me (hoo-oo)
Dance (hoo-oo hoo)
Hoo-oo hey baby

The Vines
The D4s
"It'll Take A Nation of Millions..."

Right now it's The Flaming Lips.

Jimmy Somerville and Bronski Beat - I Feel Love (medley)
Man 2 Man meets Man Parrish - Male Stripper
Pet Shop Boys - I'm In Love With a Married Man

russ twat is the fellow who not only hates women but thinks everyone else is gay!!! Wicked! I have never come across a homosexual quite like him, but this chap alone is making me understand bigotry...

Just kidding! But what a TWAT. Someone who is so confused he believes that others must be too.

oh....are you straight then, Calz? Never would've noticed, mate.

And err... when have I EVER stated I 'hated women'?!?! I LOVE women. You should try it sometime, you may even get laid then...... (without paying).

...and I HAVE to ask this.... but.... quite how many homosexuals have you "come across" Calz?

Loads.

And I don't have to pay russ. I leave that to desperate dregs such as yourself. See Karen O thread for misogynistic comment...

I feel great, deep pleasure in my knowledge that Calz has 'come across' loads of homosexuals.

Thank you, you wonderful beast.

p.s... never paid for it myself, either. Was offered cash once in London, though. Luckily, it was just after payday.

You are both as bad as each other.

Andrew L - err... got any other compliments like that one....?!

They deserve each other. I think that's the point. ;-)

I'm getting glorious mental images of Russ "coming across" Calum right now, but we'll just leave the pornographic ILX fan fiction for another day now.

Kate -
VOILA! Writer's block = cured!