Grohl with the Joke -- for Aja

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She's at school right now but I can assure you that when she sees these she will be a fit of uncontrollable laughter for quite a long while!

Roman (Roman), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

So when are Dave and Jaz getting married?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 30 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Hopefully before the world ends.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

As soon as they can get plane tickets to Iceland. (Jaz experienced some bad omens and, dagnabbit, the Norse Gods demanded that he save Dave Grohl from the coming horrors of Ragnarok.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Damnit!
Mr Noodles...fastest post in the west.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

huzzah for long running batch programs from hell.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

or hooray for me writing ambitious, multi-clause jokes when "Hopefully before the world ends." does the same job more quickly.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

These pictures just scream for funny captions captions.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just gonna assume that slim glass tube in the foreground is exactly what I think it is.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Thinking the same thing. Monkeys must have been in the room smoking up.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Killing Jah?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Dave is actually engaged to some blond girl. Mama BurmaKitty says it'll last two months. She thinks Dave should marry Jaz instead. She thinks it'll last longer. This is going to be his second marriage. I wonder how long Dave's first marriage was?

Alex, do you know the exact date of the release of the new Killing Joke cd?

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't Dave going out with Melissa auf Der Mar (or whatever her name is)? Or did they break up?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom says they must be getting married because they have the same hairstyle.

Wasn't Dave going out with Melissa auf Der Mar (or whatever her name is)? Or did they break up?
-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...)

I think Dave said her name was Jordan.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but I mean he was definitely dating Melissa from Hole and the Smashing Pumpkins at some point. Don't ask me why I know this.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, do you know the exact date of the release of the new Killing Joke cd?

The single "Loose Cannon" is out July 14
The album is out July 28

Register here ( http://www.killingjoke.com/ ) for updates.

http://killing-joke.com/laff_jester.gif

Jaz is heterosexual, already married and has a pair of little daughters.

http://www.foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2003_01_16_auckland/images/FF_2003_AUCKLAND_GALATOS0066.jpg

.....and until you've met the man, I still think you shouldn't call him "Dave" so cavallierly.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I can call David Eric Grohl whatever I want. I don't care what anybody says. I can call him "little Davey Grohl" like my dad sometines does. (Oh yeah. I logged my dad out so I could post this.)

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/grohl5.jpg
Jaz: "I have an uncontrollable urge to suck my thumb."
Dave: "Doood. Thats Fucked...UP!"
Jaz: (suck...suck...) "Hmmmm, Tasty Thumb. BBQ Flava!"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 31 May 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks Alex.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

These picturs make me jelous of Dave. It's not fair. Why does he get to meet the people he likes. I probably like Dave more than Dave likes Jaz.

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Jaz now looks kind of like Lou Barlow meets...Dave Grohl!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 May 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

So... um, where are the happy couple registered?

Jaz Coleman's rockin' that exotic look. I like exotic, except the shallow "mall teen" inside me says his nose and his chin look too weird to make him "like, mega hot". Hey, Mall Teen likes pastel eyeshadow and frosted hair. Then again, Mall Teen has agreed with the rest of Inner Deanna that Anthony Bourdain is a "total fox", so maybe she's not as shallow as she seems.

Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 31 May 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Jaz looks like the love child of Martin Scorsese and Ric Flair.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 31 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate that description is so beautiful I wholeheartedly abandon mine. Good show!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 31 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I met Lou Barlow in 1999. Sebadoh was playing an in-store at Amoeba. He signed their album for me. I was eight years old.

Man! I got to meet Lou Barlow, but I haven't met Dave yet. It's not fair!

Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Those pictures remind me of pictures I took of some friends of mine who refused to take the mirror off the table before I took the picture. "It'll be fine! It'll be fine!" If by fine you mean "cause to have me arrested if the photo guy wanted to be a dick." Is it really THAT HARD to move the drug paraphenalia?

Maybe I should just assume that's a really ridiculous candle holder, though.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Jaz looks like the love child of Martin Scorsese and Ric Flair.

how about Elias Koteas in Exotica?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 7 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Early reports that the video for the forthcoming single, "Loose Cannon" (roundly derided by we the faithful as the worst possible choice of single) comes with an equally appalling video. Though, to be fair, Killing Joke have never made very many great vids. They're usually pretty damn poor. For every brilliant clip of theirs (say, "Eighties" for example), there's about three embarassing ones ("Democracy," "Pandemonium" and "America" are all virtually
unwatchable). The vid for "Money is Not Our God" is alright, and "Millenium" has some eye-catching moments, but they're not
classics. For me, "Eighties" and "A New Day" are their finest video moments.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 7 June 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

EXCUSE ME.

I understand I am off the wagon and posting here, but really...I just noticed what was going on, on this thread.

There will be NO thirty day pin for me apparently and I'll get back to the wagon in a sec.

These picturs make me jelous of Dave. It's not fair. Why does he get to meet the people he likes. I probably like Dave more than Dave likes Jaz.
-- Aja

Geez, Aja. That's funny. I remember you said, "Ma, why are you always making me get autographs from artists whose work I don't like?" And by the way, it was Lou solo. I bought the Sebadoh release and asked you to have it signed. Sorry to have pulled you away from your Barney re-runs.

(Is my child gonna kick my butt when she gets big enough? Oh...wait...she IS big enough!!! I better finish typing fast!)

Those pictures remind me of pictures I took of some friends of mine who refused to take the mirror off the table before I took the picture. "It'll be fine! It'll be fine!" If by fine you mean "cause to have me arrested if the photo guy wanted to be a dick." Is it really THAT HARD to move the drug paraphenalia?
-- Ally

Ally, I am gonna only say this once.

I LOVE YOU.

In unrelated news...how come whenever someone from ILX IM's AsiaKitty and I message them back with "Are you a pedophile? Do you know what I do for a living? Do you know I monitor all instant messages coming into my home?" we never hear from them again?

BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 8 June 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I met Lou Barlow in 1999. Sebadoh was playing an in-store at Amoeba. He signed their album for me. I was eight years old.
Man! I got to meet Lou Barlow, but I haven't met Dave yet. It's not fair!
-- Aja

oh, i think I meant to copy and paste THAT quote of AsiaKitty's

BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 8 June 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

And damn, if he doesn't look like Lou Barlow!

BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 8 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Grohl doesn't look like Lou Barlow.

Aja....here a link for you:

http://www.foofighters.com/blackbox/pictures/2003_01_16_auckland/

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

so i was walking down the streets of downtown San Francisco this wonderfully bleak and foggy afternoon and i looked oh, about 100ft ahead me and i told my friend, "hey, look it's dave grohl". now i usually like to play this game when i see people that resemble celebrities, and this time, i only saw maybe a third of the side of his face because he was walking the same way as me but way down the street. but then, i looked again, and it really was him. he had on fancy blue jeans, a white 70s type ringer t-shirt, a trucker hat and i think sunglasses (typical celebrity trying not to get noticed apparel). he was with a curly haired blonde woman (i'm assuming this is the fiance those above are refering to?), and they were walking a minature pincher/ chihuahua. right as we walked past them, shaking in our boots from star struckedness, the dog pees on the sidewalk and i have to jump over it (lotsa pee for such a small dog). my friend says, "you know, he went to the same highschool as me in virginia? maybe i should pretend i don't know he's a celebrity but say i recognize him from school?". this is very funny seeing that she's a few years younger than me (she's 23) and so probably 10 years younger than him. she also said that she would easily perform illicit acts with him, but that's beyond the point.

JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)


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