Timberlake is humping Bunton...

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That's Kylie, Britney and now Baby Spice. Wot a bastard. A lucky one at that, but a bastard nonetheless. Who else is jealous? If I was Justin I'd start a Top 10 list of birds you just gotta get it orn with. He's already gone through the aforementioned three, so if you were Justin sweet ILMers what next seven would you make it your goal to charge your way through? I guess I'd aim for Shakira next, though I'd probably aim high and try and pull Aguilera while I was at it...

Maybe both at once. He is Justin after all...

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I bet russ twat would opt for Alison Moyet... duh!

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love Google language tools

"Justin Timberlake with Emma Bunton the last girlfriend on singer is one of old Spice Girl. He cracks definitely only for famous women! Emma Bunton revealed of exclusiveness with News of the world which it attended Justin Timberlake. The two singers made knowledge last year in an airport of Los Angeles, but it is only very recently that their history started. They would have regularly met during the English round of the singer and would have been in particular found in a hotel of London. Emma explains that it had cracked for the buttocks of Justin. In parallel, the singer, who signed last year a contract at Universal Records, leaves a single entitled Free me. One can thus of course wonder whether this new passing fancy with Justin Timberlake is nothing other only a blow of pub to launch its career solo."

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.base58.com/stuff/sockmonkey.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I was Justin I'd spend all day in bed with Bunton.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

― Catfish Calz (Catfish Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

― Catfish Calz (Catfish Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

can ppl NOT post under other ppl's names please

(i'll leave those two as they're fairly obviously not the "real" calz's own work)

― moderator mark s (mark s), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

DG!! How are you doing these days!

(I saw emma bunton video in pub where we played last night. Predictably, it was soft-focus rub)

(the record was kind of ok, but not great, in its sub-bond theme way)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

humping? no intercourse? how quaint.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 1 June 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

The record is pants. Emma's pants that is! Those blue undies are HAWT!

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.picdiary.com/~mattb/imgs/all/mekon.gif

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 1 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok, seriously, what solo Spice Girls records are worth seeking out?

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 1 June 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

none of them are that good really are they - the Mel C/Lisa Left Eye one maybe, and Mel B & Missy...and Truesteppers/Victoria if you're feeling generous

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

well damn

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 1 June 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

What one's are worth seeking out? Well Bunton is with Justin now but when he inevitably dumps her the silly sod will be looking for a shoulder to cry on so you could try and get in there...

Victoria is with Becks and she's thick anyway and a bit of a henk in my opinion so I wouldn't touch her with yours. Ditto for Halliwell - you're welcome to her mate. Mel C says she's straight and I believe her but it would benefit mankind if she wasn't, and Mel B is a minger to. So I'd say seek out Bunton if you have the cash and fame - she's the only shaggable one.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

and Truesteppers/Victoria if you're feeling generous

FEELING GENEROUS!!!!! are you MAD!? this is probably the only solo spice girls record worth owning it's fantastic...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes i am mad, whats your fackin point sar?

What one's are worth seeking out? Well Bunton is with Justin now but when he inevitably dumps her the silly sod will be looking for a shoulder to cry on so you could try and get in there...

he said RECORDS...you know AS YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT ON A MUSIC FORUM...

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

no point just wondering question answered am happy

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, its just still hard to get one's head around a record being both quite good AND featuring Dane Bowers you see

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

then again that track was co-produced by Jonny (Oooh I Like It) L so it balances out...

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

indeed, so.. i ended up writing a review of how much better it was than squarepusher's My Red Hot Car (and if you listen it uses all the same sounds and techniques), but the magazine in question all bowed at the altar of bleedin' snarky idm (ironic dance music) and wouldn't run it, substituting one saying how good MRHC was instead... the trials of journalism eh... in any case, it's a killer and a lot more clever than you'd think

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

dig that crazy fish, daddy-o. You can almost hear the Jaws theme in the background.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Calz madlib #326

"Could [insert random name of washed-up female popstar] [insert random degrading act involving one of the following (fat|semen|underwear|scatlogy)] and how much would you pay to (see|do) that? Please post photos of it."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/troll.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 2 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had to listen to "Free Me" on the crap work local radio station abomination today (along with my daily fix of Annie Lennox, Phil Collins, Elton John, Erasure, Rick Astley, Westlife, Ronan Keating etc etc) and have to say it really is shit. Truely fucking dire.

BUT if I was the guy dating Bunton on Celebrity Streetmate I'd lie my ass off to have a squeeze of them boobies!

― Calz (Calz), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

There ain't nuthin wrong with Annie Lennox. She's more of a man than you'll ever be!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 2 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

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