defending the indefensible 6: the housemartins

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all you brits go on about how much you hate Beautiful South. if i lived in the UK, i am sure that i would, too. but i don't, the Beautiful South has had about as much chart-oomph in the States as Cast, so i'm not burdened by all of the BS-baggage that comes with Paul Heaton.

nonetheless, london 0, hull 3 and the people who grinned themselves to death are nice jangly-pop music. mr. heaton was a little too morrissey-esque in his vocals (is he still?), but hey it was the late eighties. and i kinda dig the christian-marxists in cardigans schtick (having grown up around christian-marxist/dorothy day-style jesuit catholics in me youth). and i repeat, i like this music perhaps more than i should. AND I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE!

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

alright, let's cut the BS and name names ...

ALEX IN NYC TO THREAD IMMEDIATELY! i know you like these guys! all yer fire-honouring and yer hiding london 0, hull 3 behind yer copy of KISS alive! hasn't fooled me nosireebob!!

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

er, tad: it's london 0 hull 4 ...
to follow the thread, i don't think you have to dis the housemartins because of what paul heaton did afterwards (or what norman cook did). they were good by their own merits, and i still love their music. i'm not ashamed at all by this confession :-)

joan vich (joan vich), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do like the first record, actually....although I recently spied the video for "Caravan of Love" on Vh1 Classic and was somewhat put off by their zealous declarations of Christianity (shaved crucifixes on their heads, etc.) Still, ill-advised Marxist Christians or not, "Sitting on a Fence" was a decent single.

Beautiful South seem pretty inoffensive to me. Not worth hating.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Happy Hour' has a great jangle.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was around 12 when I started really buying music beyond the occasional hip-hop cassette. For reasons I have very little memory of, London/Hull was one of the first albums I bought, along with Siouxsie and the Banshees' Superstition: the two of them came home and went on a shelf with tape copies of a few Smiths, R.E.M., 10,000 Maniacs, and Violent Femmes records. I must have read somewhere that the Housemartins had some similarity to the Smiths, or maybe they just seemed English and interesting: little men in cardigans? This was around the time my middle school had installed a jukebox in the lunchroom, stocked almost exclusively with Guns'n'Roses and Lita Ford. Little men in cardigans?

Even then I remember thinking they were a bit too wimpy, and "wimpy" was pretty much my whole reason for buying the thing. On the other hand, they could be wimpy in a good way -- half the time they sounded like children's entertainers, and I couldn't help imagining Mr. Man on the cover was clowning around to get a group of six-year-olds to sing along. But then: why were they talking about lynching bankers? And what was up with their warbly soul fixations? Did this guy really think he could sing Curtis Mayfield tunes? The main thing that was clear was that the Housemartins were in on something I was clearly not, and they seemed to be having fun, and that made them good enough for me. So I bought a two-dollar harmonica and learned how to play "Reverend's Revenge," and after the fun of cuing up the CD over and over again and blowing through that little track, I was pretty much sold.

Okay, I'm much much older now, but I still don't think I get the Housemartins. My freshman year, I put my name in a bowl in a coffeehouse for free tickets to see the Beautiful South, and since I was the only name in there I won, and I went, and I even talked to Heaton for a second, but I still don't understand what the hell was going on with the Housemartins. And now I can't wait to go home and listen to that disc -- for the first time in at least six or seven years -- and try to figure it out some more. And I am suddenly remembering the handbell breakdown in "Happy Hour!"

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

first Housemartins album is wonderful and has provided me with years of pure listening pleasure.

second was a drop off and Beautiful South were boring.

Will write a longer post later as to why i love the Housemartins

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

The comp has some rubbish on it but the high points were sweet and enjoyable - no problem with them here. WHERE ARE THESE MYTHICAL HOUSEMARTIN HATAZ???

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Hataz 0, Luvvaz 7)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the Housemartins. Especially the second album.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Hataz 0, Luvvaz 8!

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

(they'll crawl out eventually)

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's no way I'm the only person who likes People Who Grinned Themselves To Death more than London 0 Hull 4.

Or maybe there is...

Andrew Frye (paul cox), Thursday, 19 June 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're it

out of curiousity, why do you prefer "people...."

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have all the hate you need

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

housemartins 8, mark s 1

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

(blimey!!)

housemartins 9 - mark s 1

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you miscounted my hate, t\'\'t

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Andrew, I already said I prefered 'The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death'. I haven't listened to the first album as much, but it seemed a bit too folky and thin sounding. TPWGTTD had more ambition, musically and lyrically.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

(It's gettin' messy, I give up. My hatameter ain't exactly the latest model either.)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think the Housemartins warrant hating. I mean, even if you don't like them, there are countless other artists more worthy of the energy expense of hatred.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like The Eagles, Alex?
;-)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Precisely.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mick Jagger was once on R1's Roundtable or something and reviewing a Housemartins single, said "they sound like a skiffle band".

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

what exactly is "skiffle"?

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

zeppelin II

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

the first two things of theirs i heard was "caravan of love" (on rock over london) and "get up off our knees." what i liked most -- and still like the most -- about them was the singing, esp. the chorus. it was like an aggressive, slightly subversive church chorus -- which, given their christian-marxist leanings was probably the point.

i guess they were "skiffle"-y because they were pretty musically basic, emphasized their singing (all those a capella songs!), and rhythmically simple (though catchy).

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Skiffle was an early British take on rock and roll, using washboards as percussion.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've just realized how much the Housemartins sounded like Midwestern U.S. middle-school swing choirs: just imagine a 20-teenager choral rendition of "You can wag your finger til your finger's sore / shake your head til it shakes no more..."

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

washboards - is this the brit equivalent of zydeco then?

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(better yet gospel + white people in cardigans = Housemartins / swing choir)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never completed the 'pop music appreciation' hobby part of my Duke of Edinburgh bronze scheme, and a suggested topic was the history of skiffle. Now it has returned to haunt me.

http://www.glass-artist.co.uk/music/skiffle/skiffhist.html

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

taken from Nick's link

>"Skiffle was New Orleans jazz and jug band music"

if you add washboards = zydeco. I am now tryingto construct an elaborate argument in my mind for Housemartins as a zydeco band. It's not really working so far.

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, but as that page indicates, it's a bit hard to pin down a definition that people agree on.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

mungo jerry + the smiths = the housemartins?

Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some of the things I love abot the Housemartins.

3 minute pop songs, jangly guitars, vocal harmonies, obvious love for soul music, harmonica, stupid/clever lyrics that try and combine their Christian/Marxist side with the desire to craft catchy hummable stuff, the fact that cardigans are worn.

H (Heruy), Thursday, 19 June 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

What is "Christian Marxism"? Is that like Pasolini's Gospel According to Saint Matthew?

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 20 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, but with washboards.

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 20 June 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

My first thought on seeing the thread title was, who on earth doesn't like the Housemartins? I'm glad to see the answer is, "not very many people."

I had a roommate who used to get really drunk, put on headphones, and sing along with "Caravan of Love" at the top of his New Jersey lungs. This was not popular with the neighbors, but I found it endlessly entertaining.

JesseFox (JesseFox), Friday, 20 June 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

on a thread long ago, someone rhetorically asked, "who is the british creedence clearwater revival?" quite possibly, the housemartins might well fit that description:

-- associated with earlier forms of rock that were somewhat "unfashionable" when they were popular (CCR = rootsy American rock as opposed to contemporaneous psychedelic stuff; Housemartins = skiffle, gospel/choir, soul singing v. hair-metal, Big Eighties production values and synthesizer music)

-- sartorically distinct and conservative (CCR w/ their flannels, Housemartins w/ their cardigans and loafers)

-- in opposition to the aforementioned musical and sartorical conservatism, lyrically both were pro-working class and populist ("fortunate son" roughly equivalent to "get up off our knees")

-- both came from the sticks (northern california, northern england) and took swipes at the big cities ("left a good job in the city/workin' for the man ev'ry night and day/but i never lost a minute of sleepin'/worryin' about the way things might've been" vs. london 0, hull 4)

-- some who might otherwise wince or be embarrassed at their sorta music (i.e., i can't stand roots-rock and couldn't give a rat's ass about skiffle) nonetheless like their music and will so admit when confronted

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the Housemartins. Especially the second album.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), June 19th, 2003 5:53 PM.

Sorry, Nick. I missed that before. I guess it makes two of us.


i think you're it
out of curiousity, why do you prefer "people...."
-- H (harefeain...), June 19th, 2003 6:06 PM.

To be honest, I haven't listened to either album in two or three years and would be hard pressed to remember specific reasons. But the overall flow and brighter sound of TPWGTTD appealed more to me. Also, I had it on tape and could listen to it in my car just about any time, whereas my copy of L0H4 was on vinyl and I had to schedule an appointment with my turntable to hear it.

Andrew Frye (paul cox), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never heard the first album. Used to own the second but don't any more. A slimmed-down Now That's What I Call Quite Good would suit me fine. Actually you could probably get the songs I like on an EP. But the others aren't awful so as I said they're still a force for good in the world.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 June 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

hare feaine did a perfect explanation for me.

joan vich (joan vich), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

hatemeter calibration details:
i hate the housemartins exactly as much as all the groups alex in nyc hates added up and times a bazillion

mark s (mark s), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark S do you hate coy self-deprecation??

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate them more than Mark S

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's because you're a goth Rick.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha - I always got them mixed up with the proclaimers until the proclaimers finally had a hit

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

LIES!

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 20 June 2003 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i guess that this is some of the really dire stuff that rickyt was so concerned about my zappa-love concealing!

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 20 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

(...what's the hata-luvva score then, as of now, on this thread, mh? eh?)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 20 June 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

luvvas 11
mick jagger 2

(mark s ire disqualified)

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

luvvas 12.

There was a brief flurry of retrospectives a few years back when Paul Heaton's record was knocked off the top of the charts by Norman Cook's.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Happy Hour" could be the funnest song ever.

TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not funny - it's miserable!

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 20 June 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yep - definitely miserable despite its jangly goodness. I loved that first album. Their second one dropped all the first one's lyrical subtlety but had some tops shag choons nontheless.

N. Ron, Friday, 20 June 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"My hair is curly but I gel it down, I'm really into early Motown"

Come on! That's a perfect slice of 80s social satire.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 21 June 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...
This is possibly the most unnecessary revive! ever, but fuck these guys released 2 amazing albums. I Love 'em. Anyone else, or should we let this drift back to obscurity?

(Inspired be the "Songs that make you cry" thread. For me it's "Flag Day", and has been since I was 11.)

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Was London 0 Hull 4 the score of an actual football game? That'd be pretty cool if it was.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

not unless every team in london er... teamed up. never happened as far as i know.

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

housemartins were good, at least caravan and happy hour were nice enough. beautiful south managed to make a career out of verse/chorus/same verse/chorus/same verse/ad nausea repetition. ultimate radio hit band since you could tune in at any point during the song and know the lyrics "...or anywhere liverpool or rome..." "...stupid as mud he..." "...time to think it over, had a little room..." boring boring boring.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 May 2006 09:25 (eighteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Utterly classic, of course. London 0 Hull 4 one of the few albums I consider perfect in every respect. I listen to it much more than I listen to anything by the Smiths, to whom they were often, in those days, compared. Sorry, Smiths.

The demos that wandered out a few years ago (e.g. "Swansea" and "The Day I Called It a Day") are magnificent songs and I'm sad that they were never (as far as I know) properly recorded and released.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

"Now That's What I Call Quite Good" hitting the ears nicely on this summer morning. Of course, "I Smell Winter" runs though my head later in the year.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

i had tpwgttd at the time it was new, and i assumed that i musta had l0h4. but apparently i didn’t, cause i just listened to it.

um that dude tryna sing things that i’m sorry he really cannot do well, is bad. i cannot defend that album as a whole. bad bad imo.

so then i relistened to the second one for the first time for at least 30yrs. those songs are p fucking good. perhaps they simply suit my middlebrow standards enough. i’d defend them on that.

i enjoyed that until this thread that i had compleeeetley repressed that fatboy slim had been in this band. it wasn’t “oh yeah.” it was “WHAT?! lolll oh yeah”!

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 May 2024 21:27 (seven months ago) link

i have Covid. day 5. i fucking pray for relief, as should we all, or the atrocities will continue.

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 May 2024 21:28 (seven months ago) link

Love these albums so much. Sounds best on cassette in a car a bit too loud. Flag Day was a song where I told my kids, ok sit down and listen for 5 minutes. Love the first BS album as well but I dropped off after that. Such a unique, precise sound with incredible hooks and choruses.

Psychocandy Apple Grey (Pyschocandles), Saturday, 18 May 2024 00:59 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...
three weeks pass...

I bought their compilation years (decades!) ago, but I often used to shelve albums after one listen unless something really jumped out at me--I'm a more attentive listener in the car. Found a thrift-store CD last week, spent a couple of days in the car with it, and the two songs I'll keep on the hard-drive are "There is Always Something There to Remind Me" and "Freedom."

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 18:47 (five months ago) link

"Build" is my favourite, I just love Dave Hemingway's voice on the chorus.

nate woolls, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 20:20 (five months ago) link

Build is sublime sophistipop. I'm also partial to the early stuff like taxi to Singapore, drop down dead and stand at ease. The discography is too spotty for a box set or complete reissue campaign but they could use a carefully chosen US best of that drops some of the lesser songs and instrumentals from 'quite good' and adds some of the demo tape busker era highlights.

mig (guess that dreams always end), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 20:47 (five months ago) link

Always been a big fan of the single version of Think For A Minute, much better arrangement and the backing vocals are exquisite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnLFCY2vWoI

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 22:03 (five months ago) link

Didn’t notice the most recent revive but just put on “Build” for some reason and it’s sounding great.

Thrapple from the Apple (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 August 2024 00:06 (five months ago) link

What's "Taxi to Singapore"? Looks like it's on a demos comp that I ... can't find?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:12 (five months ago) link

A deluxe edition of Grinned would tidy up everything they ever released and have it available. A bunch of the b sides have never been on CD. Overall they were hardly The Smiths in terms of quality output outside of the albums, but it would be nice if it existed, even if mastered horribly

PaulTMA, Thursday, 1 August 2024 08:12 (five months ago) link

It's interesting to see how the set of things considered indefensible has shrunk over the years... is this the effects of poptimism, or just nostalgia as the ILM readership has aged?
I've always considered those 2 studio albums solid classics. I do wish they never tried to go all-in on the white gospel, but that only makes for 1 skippable track ("Lean on Me") out of 24.

I don't really get the Smiths comparisons though -- the Smiths didn't really do melody. Maybe people were just thrown off by the monochrome photo cover art?

enochroot, Friday, 2 August 2024 12:38 (five months ago) link

I think it is to do with a lot of their songs sounding vaguely like I Want The One I Can't Have

PaulTMA, Friday, 2 August 2024 12:46 (five months ago) link

This popped up on my feed, uploaded a few days ago and upgraded -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0f1Xx6VIco

Maresn3st, Friday, 2 August 2024 12:47 (five months ago) link

A lot of my friends back then who were big Smiths fans also loved The Housemartins, I think a lot of the 50s iconography in the sleeves helped, in a weird way.

Maresn3st, Friday, 2 August 2024 12:52 (five months ago) link

Wouldn't it also come down to the Housemartins and Smiths being the only mid-80s indie pop bands who are genuine household names

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 2 August 2024 13:00 (five months ago) link

Almost got a Xmas No1 in 1986

Didn't they get attacked a bit by the tabloids, or did I imagine that?

Maresn3st, Friday, 2 August 2024 13:11 (five months ago) link

I've just been listening to an old Chart Music podcast covering a July '86 TotP, and the tabloids had indeed done a deep dive on them (Norman's name is Quentin! He's from down south!), pulling out various music press quotes under the headline "House of Hate", exposing their anti-Tory/monarchy stance as dangerously radical.

(In that same TotP episode they pop up on the gantry with Janice Long, making thumbs-down gestures at Sam Fox - which seems entirely to do with her stunt of crossing a Wapping picket line in a tank).

Michael Jones, Friday, 2 August 2024 13:24 (five months ago) link

Holy crap, that 1986 BBC thing is a real time capsule... apparently they were still using hard day's night as the template for music docs, but 4 minutes in we have norman cook inventing mash-ups. What was he even doing in that band?

enochroot, Sunday, 4 August 2024 00:00 (four months ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Xd_xtcPic

Maresn3st, Friday, 27 December 2024 19:46 (one week ago) link

That sounds fantastic. Thanks for posting!

Also, wtf...that toaster about four minutes into the video a few posts up seriously stresses me out. How many fires did those things start?!

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Friday, 27 December 2024 20:59 (one week ago) link

I was watching a Fatboy Slim DJ set the other day on YouTube and marveling that he came from The Housemartins

DJP, Saturday, 28 December 2024 20:27 (six days ago) link

There's at least a couple of reasons why it's not unthinkable and the first one is most of them had similar music taste

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 December 2024 20:31 (six days ago) link


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