50 words on Hail to the Thief

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I'm assembling a feature on Radiohead's Hail To The Thief, for the e-zine I edit. I've asked a number of critics, musicians and interesting folks to make a 50 word statement on HTTT, where those fifty words can be anything from straightforward rockcrit to stream-of-consciousness, fiction or flash images.

I'm going to be putting everything together in a few hours, but I thought I'd make a post here and invite anyone who is interested in contributing to throw in their own 50 words. If there are any particularly good posts (and by no means need it be a positive review for your 50 words to be 'good'), I'll include them in the piece.

Everything I use will be fully attributed, and if you leave your name/website/band (etc), I'll include the appropriate plugs.

Thanks!

Sean M (Sean M), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Every day, on my way to work, I pass by a grid of promo posters plastered on a building under construction. The poster looks like the streets of lower Manhattan turned on their head, steel buildings and concrete lots replaced by garish "ideas," black paint bleeding upwards into the sea.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus.com)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke sounds like he’s falling down a well on nearly every track. I wish he’d hit the bottom and crack his skull so that Michael Jackson could join the group and help create a paranoid, alienated album that might genuinely be fascinating, involving, coherent and catchy. But he won’t.

Anthony Miccio (anthonyisright.blogspot.com)

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

overdiscussed

Like Dizzee Rascal? *flees*

The only album I've heard multiple times this year that I honestly like. This alas probably says more about my state of mind than anything about the record.

Outdated website at http://kuci.org/~nraggett/

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, Anthony, those are grate!

Ned - you're my ilm crush, so if you could throw together exactly fifty words, I think i'd swoon.

Sean M (Sean M), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

?!?! Well, I suppose I have to give into passion or something.

I don’t really care about it being a concept album or whatever the hell it is. It doesn’t hang together as such and I don’t really mind that, actually. I just want to think about the way “The Gloaming” sounds like a slow fade into a nightmare. And I will.

Outdated website etc, just e-mail me at ned@kuci.org

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Besides the fact that Thom Yorke and American Idol's Clay Aiken may be the same person, Radiohead's Hail To The Thief serves up another chafing dish full of the same warmed over melodies and paranoia. Really it's just the Harry Potter for the alterna-set as midnight sales reveal.

Jack Cole
Pataphysics Research Laboratory

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(Subterranean Homesick Alienation)

Bob Dylan in "Talking New York Blues" said "People goin' down to the ground, / Buildings goin' up to the sky." Then those buildings came down to the ground with the people in them, and everyone was sad. Some got mad. They found some scapegoats. Then Thom Yorke got sad (sad is mad without the energy).

David Antrobus
(No website.)
merdacon@uniserve.com

David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yes jack midnight sales mean radiohead = harry potter, why stop there, ive also noticed both are sold in STORES!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

plus at the end of the record Jonny dies

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonny, nooooo!

Famous Athlete, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Re: honestly liking it

So do I.

Re: overdiscussed

Something in me is shying away from discussing it, for this very reason. The review I wrote of it is one of my most lifeless all year. It's hard to get all writerly about even a good album when you despair of having anything original to say about it. ESPECIALLY when there's not many new sounds on the album, and any discussion is going to be a lot of the same old Radiohead ponderousness without any new info. I mean, come on guys. It was fun to intellectualize Radiohead for almost five years. It's not fun anymore. Don't you people ever get BORED?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Even the cover’s a defense mechanism. Something’s eating Thom up inside, but ask him what and he mutters about anything but the truth: government, media, capital, food, computers, all those weighty things. Sorry: we’re not going to get anywhere until you can talk about what’s really bothering you.

Nitsuh Abebe (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

this suxx u r all brent d

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, I wrote something in my blog last night.

Like good tea HTTT is a perfect blend of many different varieties: Melding ambient, progrock, goth, dronerock and electronics. Add to this Yorke's pure sad asexual though sexy voice and his vague lyrics which have been mainly picked up from everyday conversations reflecting the currently prevailing gloomy and grim atmosphere.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I only saw your e-mail now, Sean. I will work on an improvement...

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

2nd try:

Like good tea HTTT is a perfect blend of many different varieties: Ambient, progrock, goth, dronerock and electronics. Add to this Yorke's pure sad asexual though sexy voice. His vague lyrics picked up from everyday conversations reflect the currently prevailing gloomy and grim atmosphere. A glacier-volcano erupting frozen lava.

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

somethings are best left undiscussed.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It was fun to intellectualize Radiohead for almost five years

Therein lies your problem, and this is why you are bored. Radiohead are not a band to be intellectualised, they are a band to be felt and emotionally interpreted.

I don't have time to write anything proper, but this is part of an email that I sent yesterday:

Radiohead helps. They don’t dispel the black mood, but at least they tell me I'm not the only person in the world feels so helpless and angry. The demanding machines throb insistently, they control my life, but there’s a voice in the wilderness as well as a wolf at the door. It’s good not to feel alone, even if you’re only feeling alone together.

Kate St.Claire, EBA (kate), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It’s not a gimmick, this bleak electro-futurism, that much is clear. Radiohead are afraid for themselves and afraid for their children. They got over OK Computer years ago; when will we? HTTT sees the message becoming the medium, the critique of the problem delivered in the language of the problem.

Nick Southall (http://www.stylusmagazine.com and http://auspiciousfish.blogspot.com)

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Filesharing means you need only hear music you honestly care about. We're so pampered, music's so wide, that waiting two minutes for a song can feel like work. I ran my cursor down the tracklist, not really thinking, then hit exit. My life's not cramped enough for Radiohead any more.

www.freakytrigger.co.uk

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to add that I haven't heard the damn thing. At all. Not even a single track! And I don't when I'll have the curiosity for it, either.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Mä en oo koskaan diggannu Radioheadista, ja oikeastaan mä inhoon kaikkea mitä se bändi edustaa. Lisäks niiden kansikuvataide on ehkä huonointa mahdollista, joka ikisen levyn kansi näyttää rumemmalta kuin edellisen. Radioheadia kuuntelee vaan mustiin pukeutuneet taidekoulutytöt jotka kuvittelee olevansa syvällisiä. Mun puolesta koko vitun Radiohead vois tukehtua omaan vitun nerokkuutensa!

Tuomas Alho (Tuomas), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Another correction to my mini-review ("to erupt" is intransitive, isn't it?)

Instead of "A glacier-volcano erupting frozen lava.":

"A glacier-volcano spitting out frozen lava."

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Scratch mine, it's totally inadequate.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Tico - the 20 minute download time is the new £3.99!!!)

Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

kate, yours is really good, shut up.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Radioheadista

The title of their next album? A triple CD genre-straddling opus about Hopi Indians?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! Actually, Finnish language doesn't have prepositions or postpositions, we use case endings instead. "Radioheadista" would translate into "of Radiohead".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that's so cool. So Sandinistaista would mean 'of Sandinista'? I want to be referred to as Nickista from now on, please.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The case ending differs according to the main word. "Of Sandinista" would be "Sandinistasta"; but the Finnish word for "Sandinista" is "sandinisti", so the correct spelling would be "sandinistista".

"Of Nick" would be "Nickistä", with the umlaut.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You better let me love you better let me love you better let me love you tonight.

Armageddon - David Sneddon.

If I'm nothing without you then why stick it out - you can pass me over.

Stop refusing to explain. Give up explaining.

Ware -> Perec -> Benjamin -> Stendhal.

Mail to the teeth.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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One gets the feeling that Radiohead, who have provocatively titled their latest effort "Hail to the Thief,” must know that their political ideas are held in higher regard by the world's youthful elite than anything written by true scholars.

I put on the new Radiohead record and listened. Again. Again.

Nothing.

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King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to anyone who threw in their $0.02. The feature is now online, here. I included the contributions by David A., Michael Daddino, Anthony Miccio, Ned, and Alex, but would have used more if I had seen them in time.

(If anyone whose piece I used objects to their "about the writer" blurb, much of which was obtained through googling, just let me know.)

Again, my heartfelt thanks!

Sean M (Sean M), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

you take back that I'm Brent D, Jess.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no, take your caramel wizards cap home for all i care

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get yer reference and that's why u suck mister bon mot!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

if u don't get it then y do u care that i called u brent d, eh eh EH??

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony M in not wanting to be associated with Pitchfork stylee shockah.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

brent d rules! but unlike anthony HE doesn't share a webpage with wil wheaton and nathan lane so anthony rules even more!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

shockah shockah

Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't wait for the radiohead musical. anthony, you can write the libretto.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and Wil Wheaton, the bete noire of my Trekkie years, on the same web page at last. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you will be linked on all his creepy fan-pages Ned.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I would love to, Scott. There's a great scene involving critics, a bellows and Thom Yorke's ass. Plus one where Johnny Greenwood discovers people watch him more if he fiddles with knobs rather than when he plays guitar.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

make sure you include the big nigel godrich as faust number. the one where they sell their souls for indie cred.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus the Michael Stipe "come into my parlor said the spider to the fly" sequence.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

nathan lane as faust and martin short as thom of course. Wil can play johnny.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez, and Nathan Lane as well! I should almost start a fake blog to talk about all this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Clay Aiken is so playing Thom in the musical. The first scene involves the five boys listening to the Talking Heads' True Stories while high, as images of Bono (as the Fly) and the cover of Dark Side Of The Moon overlap above them.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

but martin short has the eye thing and the facial contortions DOWN.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fine, as long as Judge Mills Lane plays Phil Selway.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I just received this in my mailbox. I felt I had to share:

Anthony Miccio: I imagine you couldn't sing your way out of a wet paper sack, so just shut up. Michael Jackson? Could there be a more irrelevant musician these days?

It would be interesting if the Radiohead fans were as intellectual as the band is perceived as being (at least by the mainstream press). You know - if they deconstructed the negative reviews with Marxist and poststructuralist attacks. Unfortunately, they seem to be just like every other rabid, unwashed fanbase. Hooray!

Sean M (Sean M), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i had a severe ear infection when the album was released. i listened even though it hurt like a bitch. it was worth it. well worth it. these are some more words thrown in to make up fifty: twelve eleven ten nine eight seven six five four three two one.

Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 26 June 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind, four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me, one says she's a friend of mine Take It easy, take it easy Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy Lighten up

dave q, Thursday, 26 June 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell that dude to show up at the Last Cowboy in State College, PA on Karoake night with a wet paper sack. I'll sing "Immigrant Song" straight through it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 June 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...
under the dark black clouds of night the radiohead saga continues. this album looks at a post september 11th world and analyzes the all to important reality that america and the countries that support it will dissolve. in your blood red stained money and blistered workers hands no longer will your salvation lie. thom yorke comments without actually commenting. hail to the thief is a stab at the g.w. dumbass. this stab was unique. does it mean that amerixan white trash repulican ass eating hicks will no longer like radiohead?? GOOD! they shouldnt have listened in the first place. no longer the ok computer idiotss, this band has undergone a tremendous change in style and sound. as the members near their later thirties, the mindset goes on toward prog rocks abysmal end. the perfect soundtracks to the apocalypse.

good, Sunday, 2 May 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

the perfect soundtrack to the apocalypse.

I really dislike it when people put that sort of phrase in their reviews. I think the GYBE! description of their music being like watching a city burn was the worst of the lot, though metal reviews are full of this sort of rubbish.

Then there's "like [some band] on acid"...

Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 2 May 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

that's WAY over 50 words. can i pare it down for you?

under the post-ass, reality dissolves. your blistered salvation mindset goes on. yorke stab no longer. GOOD repulican eating! tremendous thirties?? prog members change. unique idiotss actually perfect no longer. stained black clouds without apocalyspe. towards hicks, near trash. first, later, end. perfect amerixan/longer will. they shouldn't have. g.

m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 2 May 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

that's still clearly the best one

"thom yorke comments without actually commenting. hail to the thief is a stab at the g.w. dumbass. this stab was unique. "

jake in portland (cerybut), Monday, 3 May 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that these aren't being taken anymore, and I am most definetly not a music critic, but I like writing about music, and just felt like doing it:

The cover consists of bright colors that have been dulled down, somehow grayed, and the music follows suit. This is the sound of a band operating within a vacuum, having locked themselves into an endlessly repetitive pattern. Hail to the Thief feels like a soulless husk. Perhaps it was intentional.

Serya (Z_Ayres), Saturday, 8 May 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
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Polyman, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)


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