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i am better than you. think about it though. look at yourself, then at me, you know?

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no you're not.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

c'mon man don't make me say why...we'll both regret it in the morning

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up! Don't rub it in. You're making me feel small again.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

PUNY HUMAN! HULK SMASH!

― HULK (Dan Perry), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Zod. I am your leader. I see that your kind worships things that fly. Good

― Zod (donut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, God!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

(Zod, you're supposed to correct me. Not God, Zod.)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I disagree with the title of this thread.

― Tim Stewart (Tim Stewart), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

― General Zod (vassifer), Saturday, 28 June 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

but what if somebody IS you?

― dave q, Saturday, 28 June 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

its just an illusion. we are all one

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 28 June 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Except we aren't, are we?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 28 June 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nah. yer eyes are too wonky and your head is too big for your body. i choose me.

― doom-e, Saturday, 28 June 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.base58.com/misc/garethinlondon.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 28 June 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

NOOOOO stevem! you'll just make the head bigger and that spells DOOM FOR US ALL!!!

― Dan I., Saturday, 28 June 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, please tell me you're going to be this fucked up the next time I see you, because if you get like this then, between your disembodied head and my enormous teeth, we could destroy the entire world.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 28 June 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*searches feverishly for photo of Ally's head to pair up with Gareth's in the sky, possibly with some equally humungous diamonds*

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Does the word "feverishly" really apply to searching for photos of me? There are like 57,432 of them online.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 29 June 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve, it better be a pic w/ the Jersey hair - otherwise, it's just not worth the effort.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 29 June 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*searches feverishly for photo of Ally's head to pair up with Gareth's in the sky, possibly with some equally humungous diamonds*
Send in ths gif of the giant kitty cat with the laser eye balls!
Qwickly!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 29 June 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The noise would probably interfere with the sound of his own voice, which is the only thing Gareth is mentally capable of understanding. Still, nice to have the squat twat confirming his own egotism at long last.

― facelikeawindmill, Sunday, 29 June 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

infidelicious!

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 29 June 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my love is bigger than your love and you know it.

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Sunday, 29 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

squat?

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just kinda....OK, y'know?

I'm better than some of you but not as good as others.

Sometimes I think there are more of you that I'm better than, than there are of you who are are better than me.

Then I think that's pretty arrogant of me and probably there are at least as many if not more of you who are better than me, than there are of you who I'm better than.

Then I think that's probably just false modesty and really I'm as good if not better than at least half of you.

Although at the same time I'm sure at least half of you are as good as if not better than me.

Other times 'though I'm not quite so decisive and my thoughts and feelings and can become quite convoluted and confused.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

gareth i still think the reference was to you squatting in your house rather than actually being squat, which you obviously are not.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not really elfen though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

he has the head of a giant

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah and he dances like Ian Curtis!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah and he dances like Ian Curtis!
how's that, without his feet touching the ground?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/tomgareth.jpg

do you see?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Horace! That was nasty!

Still, at least you didn't say anything horrid about the ickle fluffy bunny-wunnies, 'cos then you've had had C*l*m and Sp**n*r after you!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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