Songs that would sound INFINETELY better if covered by Sean Connery.

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- "Too Funky" by George Michael
- "Keep Ya Heads Ringin'" by Dr.Dre
- "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf

Othersh?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"shu shu shudio"

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Nishe!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

anything by Cypress Hill or the Beastie Boys would be AWESOME by Sean Connery

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

as stupid as the premise probably sounds to some this is a great thread

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanksh, dog!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I take it the 'typo' is actually an attempt to replicate the ConneryVox

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If the Electric Six had lost their singer during their recent meltdown Connery'd be the perfect replacement. We're shtarting a fire!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Preshishely, Millah!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I should have said they were shtarting a fyah, I guess.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling shuper-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm shatisfied!"

― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread evah already.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"I want yer Shhexx!"

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Destiny's Child, "Shurvivah"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Def Leppard, "(The) Roch of Ajes"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shylent all theshe yearsh," by Tori Amosh

― Ben Boyer, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm tellin' all y'all itsh a SHABOTODGE.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Color Me Badd, "I Wanna Sheksh You Up"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Whitney Houston, "Waiting To Ekshale (Shoop Shoop)"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Soul Coughing - "Shuper Bon Bon"

― Sean M (Sean M), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and The Streets - "Weak Become Heroes," for SURE.

― Sean M (Sean M), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, have you seen any movies with Sean Connery? He is TOUGH. He is ill-suited to EMOTIONS.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I assume he would Shatnerize them if necessary.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe no one's said "Chim Chim Cherree" yet

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Safety Dance.

― rumple, Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Letsch talk about seckshh

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Heroes.
Cold Irons Bound.
Gone Dead Train.
Needle and the Damage Done.
Afterhours.

― rumple, Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody's said that Matos bcz the Van Dyke version is PERFECT in every sense of the word

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

then rumple showed up and ran off with the thread ("Heroes" beats all).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Container Drivers.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 3 July 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wannabe" by the Spishe Girlzzzhh would be magnifishhhent, methinkshhh.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 July 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Warrrdanshe"

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 July 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Holly Holy" by Neil Diamond ("Shing! Shing a shong! Shing it loud! Shing it shtrong!")

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 3 July 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"shing" by travis

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 July 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Prinshe alone in the shtudio - (Schmog)
I shee a darknesh - Bonnie Prinshe Billy
God shave the queen
Shitting on the dock of the bay

― neil, Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Schee Schells Schanctuary"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"now i'd like to sching Sheshillia by Shuggs"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh wait, that was Chris Eubank

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wannabe" by the Spishe Girlzzzhh would be magnifishhhent, methinkshhh.

just so he could say 'i really really wanna cuban cigar!'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, shugar

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Buffalo Springfield, "Down to the Wire" (I can't tell you why. No, not the song.)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"I don't think you trusht...in...my....shelf-righteous shuishide...I...cry...when angelsh desherve to die...in...my...shelf-righteous shuishide..."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"he wush a boy, she wush a gurl, can i make it any more obvioush?"

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"All Right Now"

"Tooek her home
to mah plashe
wotchin' every move

― Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"All Right Now"

"Tooek her home
to mah plashe
wotchin' every move

― Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"All Right Now"

"Tooek her home
to mah plashe
wotchin' every move
on her facshe"

― Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry for the triple-dribble. My fingers aren't working yet.

― Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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"Rough -- just like your mother likes it, Trebek."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dreshed in yellow, she shays hello
come shit neksht to me, you foine fellow"

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Thursday, 3 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"shadly the heavensh have opened the shtorm ish ovah sho let'sh shtart the parade..." Mr. Bungle's "Sweet Charity"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shake ya Ass" by Connery is urgent and key.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Shtraight awta Compton, crazhy motherfookah named Con-rhee
From the gang called Niggash With Attitudesh
When ah'm called off, Ah got a shawed off
Shqueezhe the triggah, and bodiesh are hauled awff
You too, boy, if ya fook with me
The poleesh are gonna hafta cohme and get meh
Off yor ass, that'sh how Ah'm goin' out
For the poonk motherfookash that'sh showin aught

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"O' Shoopermahn" could use a smoov Sean-up, O'Course
(the Laurie Anderson song, yep-ah)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Prophetshh Shong" by Queen

"But shtill I feeyahh, and shtill I dayuhh not laff at the MadMAN!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 3 July 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock Me Amadeus

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 July 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shaturdy Nych Awright (Fwor Fwighting)" by Elton J.

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Friday, 4 July 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shaving my loving for you" - Peoples Choice

― JimJamms, Friday, 4 July 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"how shoon ish now"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 4 July 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

how come dorian gray is in the league of extraordinary gentlemen? what's his super power?

― keith (keithmcl), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

XTREME VANITEE

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I wush a male shtrippah in a go-go bar! I wush a male shtrippah in a go-go bar!

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 5 July 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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