Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

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I will get sued, but I really wanna call my band The Ladyfest Planning Committee. Please think of band names off the top of your head that sound like a good idea to you. Don't worry though. You don't actually have to start a band.

― scott seward, Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Angels vs Aliens

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that name esoj! I would like to see the movie as well.

― scott seward, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Askem.

So when anyone says "what's that band called?" you can reply "Askem", and be really annoying.

― David A. (Davant), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock Bandits.

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

[stock answer] Oedipus & the Motherfuckers

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

televators

― Grell (Grell), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yuck, televators is also a mars volta song.

― Grell (Grell), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Subway Gunmen

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Bernard Goetz & the Bang Bangs

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Futhermucker

― bahtology, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Gaseous Worms

― bri bri, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

the royal mothballs

― megan, Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

chocolate and the milkshakes

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the horus

― ron (ron), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

On Crack. That way, people can say about other bands, They're like On Crack on crack!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

the new black

― ron (ron), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

oooh i like that

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Steven Seagal's Oscar

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

none of these come close to trumping the ladyfest planning committee

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 12 July 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Betty White Supremacy

― chad (chad), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

SLOBODAN!

― adam (adam), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

slartibartfast

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"gil"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the white spirit supremacists

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

roddy rodka and his bottles of vodka

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

On Crack. That way, people can say about other bands, They're like On Crack on crack!

Hahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

orac

or perhaps

scunner

― frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

thwunk
or
weapons of ass destruction
or
quite possibly
the ramones

― sukebe, Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheese Stick

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 12 July 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Orchard Keeper
Outer Dark
Blood Meridian
Child of God
Suttree
Cities of the Plain

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Saturday, 12 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Pulp

oh, wait...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 12 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Surprisingly few "x and the y" answers yet.

"Hatred and the Like", then.

― nestmanso, Saturday, 12 July 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Denny Vertigo & the Lethargy Buddhas

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 12 July 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dead White Men

― cis (cis), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

knob and the nuts

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

sloppy bog and the urinals

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

fish and chips

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 12 July 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Fapping In Heaven

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Christ Supertramp

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Cabin Fever

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(Bruce U! - let's make a split 7", your band and mine!)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Brouhaha always striked me as a good band name. Or maybe The Fluffers.

― Jay K (Jay K), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure t\ - we could do a split 7 " - but I have to warn you. We sound like Andrew Lloyd Webber meets the Jesus Lizard ... on crack.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott, what did you mean by "you don't actually have to start a band"?

For punk rock, I'll be: "Up, Yours and Coming"
For heavy metal: "Rock Saxophone and his Amazing Harbingers of Disobedience"
For hardcore: "Mars LaVolta"
For the dancefloor: "Dat GUI"
erm... classical... "Mozprog"?

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Bruce -- no problem. We could do covers then.
("Jesus and Tequila"/ "Shakespear Is Dead"? ...or "Walk a Thin Line"/"Hello Goodbye"?)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 12 July 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Orgy

― Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist Hour

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Thus Spake Zachary

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Halfconscious

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 12 July 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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would vote for "FULL THICKNESS"

― Just got offed, Friday, 25 July 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

LATENT YAWS
VINCENT'S ANGINA
GENERAL PARESIS
TRENCH FEVER
PSEUDOCOWPOX
PLAGUE UNSPECIFIED
HYPERSENSITIVITY REACTION
SOLITARY CYST
CORPUS LUTEUM
PUBERTY BLEEDING
MITTELSCHMERZ
MISSED ABORTION
UNUSUALLY LARGE FETUS CAUSING DISPROPORTION

THE CPT'S
SKIN PEEL THERAPY
INVERTED NIPPLE
WOUND EXPLORE
ELECTROEJACULATION
FECAL IMPACTION

― Granny Dainger, Friday, 25 July 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

The Rhythm Method.

There was a cool group called the Rhythm Methodists. Check 'em out...

― gnarly sceptre, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

Metallic
the Decoys

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

EXCESSIVE VOMIT kind of implies that there is an amount of vomit that is not considered excessive. Hey it's Friday afternoon and I'm just talking shit...

― snoball, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, cute. Afraid of what their album covers might look like though.

― Aja, Friday, 25 July 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

Fear of Plaid
Fetish Patrol
Plain Brown Wrapper

― j.lu, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

Bashed Bishop

― Fer Ark, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Cream City Tune Apparatus

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

for a death metal band:

Bone of Contention

― B'wana Beast, Saturday, 26 July 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

chalupa gag porn

― Edward III, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

Big Black Francis McDormand

― Stevie D, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)

Porking Tina Turner

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

Tight Porch

Jennifer Hairpin

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

Salty Fleshlight

― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

Scuttlebutt.

― kate78, Friday, 1 August 2008 07:59 (seventeen years ago)

Shagulator

― snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

black metal fruits

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

Crazylady Pantyhose

(I will be ECSTATIC if anybody recognizes this reference!)

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

Morgan's Spatial Awareness

― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

Swedish Dentist <<< note, I have just come back from the dentists, and my dentist is Swedish. Sometimes it seems like everything in my life is the title of a 70's pr0n0...

― snoball, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

Stasis You Can Believe In

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

A new subgenre called 'Death Techno':

Homicidal Zoetrope

Talking Stereogram

...who even have their own theme song, which goes:

"It was a Talking Stereogram
 that told me to murder
 that old man
 I never was a fan
 until I heard
 Talking Stereogram"

― Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

Dehydrated Dinosaurs

(inspired by re-watching the Rites of Spring portion of Fantasia)

― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

is there a band called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)

There was a band called Ninja High School.

― MarkoP, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

When I was in 4th grade I wanted to start a band call "The School Supplies". I can't believe that in all these years, no one's snatched up that name. Don't you see? The drummer could use big pencils for drumsticks!

― how's life, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

I always thought that Styrofoam would be a good name for a shoegazer band.

― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

the Godfuckingdammits

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

as mentioned on another thread, my krautrock chillwave band is gonna be called SCHLAGER REGATTA.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

The Early Stuff Better

just to make people say, "I like The Early Stuff Better!"

― garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

The Humorless Vegans

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

Bicurious George, my all-female George Michael cover band

― kate78, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)

Oblong Gulag
Fantastic Cannibals
Ranch Dressing Swimming Pool
Bedpan Alley

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

TEN SPEED RIOT

― earlnash, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)

BAD GASH

― Zachary Taylor, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

Fishing Boats

― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

The Daintiest Lips

― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:29 (twelve years ago)

is there a band called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, February 26, 2013 3:21 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i googled it: http://highschool614.bandcamp.com/

― :C (crüt), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)

Artisanal Cock Smokers

― administrator galina (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

can i deduce that no one knows or cares about that band

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

has anyone ever called a band The White Album? this is my bad idea for the day

― insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)

used to want to call a band aerosmith and use the same logo and pretend to be ignorant about it

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

high school is a really good name for a band

― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

some friends recently started a band called night court. they said it was a temp name but i think it's great

― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

My son had a couple quality ideas for band names:

The Boxheads
Tropical Stars

― Moodles, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

Aerosmith U.K. would be a good name.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

Bicurious George, my all-female George Michael cover band

Brother Bobsleigh, my all-male Sister Sledge cover band.

― ledge, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

p sure my new band is gonna be called high school

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

Jism Schism

― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

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