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Lemmy probably owns this thread, but...

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people what she wore!"

― Pabst Blue Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 July 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat what you are while you're falling apart
And it opened a can of worms
The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad
But believe me I'm innocent

― Shaun (shaun), Friday, 25 July 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"turn it up"

― Neudonym, Friday, 25 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"It was the biggest cock you've ever seen..."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"1, 2, 3, 4, tell the people what she wore!"
-- Pabst Blue Rosen (jod...), July 25th, 2003.

ROTFLMAO!!! Priceless

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"1... 2... 4, 3, 2-and-a-half!"

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Friday, 25 July 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

wooooo!

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"One two three four five six...."

"OK, let's make this the big one, for Otway..."

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and of course "Riiiiiiight... Nowwww - hahahahahahahahahaha!"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Not to mention: "Right. Here we go now. A sociology lecture. With a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuckology...."

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's this song about?"
"Er, nothing"
and
"12345678 roadrunner roadrunner"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"They are PUSSIES! HEAVY METAL PUSSIES!"

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely "Kick out the jams, Motherfucker!"?

― Jim Eaton-Terry (Jim E-T), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and "Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello"

― Jim Eaton-Terry (Jim E-T), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

As in PiL? I remembered that in the car just then

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!

― willem (willem), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

'you dont have to prince if you wanna dance you just have to get down with the age of chance'

― mark e (mark e), Friday, 25 July 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, as in PiL. I don't know the HTML for fading across the mix...

― Jim Eaton-Terry (Jim E-T), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"By the way, where'd you meet him?"

(mark e: haha, I'd forgotten that one!)
(also excellent choice by Sonny A)

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"i'm gonna beat you up at the end of this" - squirrelbait

― cameron, Friday, 25 July 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

LOU#1: Hey, if that ain't the rock'n'roll animal himself, what you doing bro?
LOU#2: Standing on the corner
LOU#1: Well, I can see that, what you got in your hand?
LOU#2: Suitcase in my hand
LOU#1: No shit! What's this?
LOU#2: Jack is in his corset, Jane is in her vest
LOU#1: Fucking faggot junkie
LOU#2: And I'm in a rock'n'roll band
LOU#1: Well, I can see that

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, where's that from Dadaismus?

― willem (willem), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Lou bit is from "Street Hassle" wannit?

"Alright we're going to go back..." (To 1940, no money and I live in Berlin)

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"This is a groovy numb-ah. Rowche rumble-ah!"

― Hayden Nicholls (Pop the Weasel), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"No Lol.....No."

― flowersdie (flowersdie), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Last orders half past ten"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Right. 'ere it is. Again. And it's called ...
12XU

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

3,5,0,1,2,5, go!

― willem (willem), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"CAN I SCREAM" -Refused

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ah-well-ah everybody's heard about the bird...."

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"good god yawl!"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Sexcuse me, but what good is all the violence in the world? Unless is it tempered with limitless sex? BRING ON THE LIMITLESS SEX OBJECTS!"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

David Johansen to thread!

"Awwwww whoo! Yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no!"
"When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in love, L-U-V"
"(Whistle) come on, boys!"
The witch-doctor intro to "Standed in the Jungle"

Also see David Lee Roth, especially "Everybody Wants Some"

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Some people say little girls should be seen and not heard but I say..."

"Arm me with harmony."

― Ess, Friday, 25 July 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am the god of hellfire..."

― Amarga (Amarga), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jay-Z this, Jay-Z that (Jay-Z won't hold my hand no more)
Jay-Z that, Jay-Z this (Jay-Z won't give me no money)
Get off Jay-Z dick
What y'all niggas get front page articles, y'all mention Jay-Z name
(This thing on?) "Jay-Z, Jay-Z," in Jay-Z News
I understand what y'all trying to do...
I brought the flutes this time, though!
I unleashed the flutes on them, Guru [simulated flute sounds]"

― Ess, Friday, 25 July 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I unleashed the flutes on them, Guru

awesome.

new thread topic! "T/S: Unleashing the Powers of the Wu-Tang Clan vs. Unleashing the Flutes on Them!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm gonna have me some unreal fuckin' good times"
Tim Rogers

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Willem took my answer.

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"turn it up!"
"I've been mad for fucking years"
"This song goes out to all the lovers out there"
"... y ahora, Juana's Addicion!"

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"BREAK!" (insert before 75% of the songs on Stankonia)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dennis Alcapone, Big Youth, Prince Jazzbo, and U Roy own this thread.

― cybele (cybele), Friday, 25 July 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

LL Cool J: Come on, man!

--and later in the song--

"And with the local DZT news, LL Cool J with a triumphant comeback!
More on this story... but tonight"

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Deutschland! has gotta! die!!!
(eins, zwei, drei, vier!)

― Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Where is the savoir, where is the savoir, where is the savoir-faire?" --pavement, "Embassy Row"

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge' -NWA

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 25 July 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Lechsts Go"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

They say nothing ever changes
Which is certainly true of the Poly-ocracy
The sweetest sound she had ever heard
Was the whinging and crying due to the recession.
In fact, if you get up pretty close enough

She had a Joker Hysterical FACE

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am ashamed and appalled that no-one has yet mentioned this one:

"Some people fink little girls should be seen and not heard...but I fink...OH BONDAGE! UP YOURS...Wun too free fawr!"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"And It Felt Like THIS..."

from Psychotic Reaction.

That's not from the beginning though. 12XU and KOTJ,MF have got to be the frontrunners.

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"and we're puttin it on wax..."

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am ashamed and appalled that no-one has yet mentioned this one:

Who wants to break the news to him?

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

They done let me out
They done called my name
They done read the four chapters
Now I'm back, Brick City, I've been born again
Master, hit the switch... Igor, HE'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"The royal penis is clean, your highness." "Thank you... KING SHIT."
"Yeah motherfuckers! Welcome to the United States of America! Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses. Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, where the Kings lay. Ludacris; Disturbin' Tha Peace family. Recognize royalty when you hear it. The throne has been taken, so kiss this nigga's earring. Luda, throw some grapes on these bitches!"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(or does it only count when the vocalist/MC him/herself says it?)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

partial credit

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"You all forgot about Rudolf Hess!"

― Jeremy Mikhail Smith, Saturday, 26 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH~!

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Saturday, 26 July 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

― daria g (daria g), Saturday, 26 July 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is she really going out with him."

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

this next one is the first song, on our new album

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 July 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ah yeah, how do you feel? Alright, I got a little question for all of you. I wanna know how many people here like to take a taste of alcohol? Alright, I know, you know it's gettin' so hot outside you always need somethin' to cool you of. There's gotta be some people out there that like to drink tequila? Alright, I was talkin' to somebody backstage before and they were tellin' me there's a lot of you people there that like to drink vodka and orange juice, yeah. I tell you somethin', when you're down in the dumps and you need somethin' to bring you up, there's only one drink that's gonna do it the way you want it. What's that? I can't hear you."

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Wendy?
Yes, Lisa
Is the water warm enough?
Yes, Lisa
Shall we begin?
Yes, Lisa

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine.

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

7-A
What number is this, Chip?
7-A...
Okay, don't mean it, don't get excited, man. It's 'cause I'm short, I know...

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

All aboard, ahahahahaha...
Aye, aye, aye, aye...

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie's good tonight, innahe?

― Chris Clark (Chris Clark), Saturday, 26 July 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"You fucking die"

"Hi baby my name's Pinko. I'd like you to come up to Wood Green and fuck me sometime"

"The fact remains chickies, my tongue reamins so far up your puckered bunghole I carve my initials in tomorrow's turd"

A shiny new penny for identifying all three of those [NB I'm not entirely sure of the third one myself]

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 July 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, less popular ones...

"Mr. Tyler. Going... down?"
"This is a song about your fuckin mother."

― wl (wl), Saturday, 26 July 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

A while ago a friend gave me a CD by an unknown artist that is basically cover versions of popular songs sung in a speeded-up voice with anti-Liverpool smackhead lyrics. When DJing I've been using about 30 secords of it before going into some huge record - specifically the "Waltzing Matilda" one, which starts

"Fucking Kirby smackheads walking all around the town / Trying to rob some stuff, so they can get their brown / And they're sitting there with needles hanging out their fucking arms / Fucking little smackheads, I hope you all die".

Straight into Max Tundra.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 26 July 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

NOCTURNO CULTO! on a Darkthrone song, prior to their vocalist - Nocturno Culto - stepping up and making sounds.

"Jump" by The Movement starting with a chap intoning: "3...2...you know the rest! JUMP!"

― Agent Uranium [GPC], Saturday, 26 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You to be drunk and me to be sober
Kitty lie over close to the wall. ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!

(Tigerskankclaws will know what I'm talking about.)

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 26 July 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always been amused by Morrison yelling, "Proud to be a part of this number!", once the Soft Parade (song) starts to really pick up.

― Colin O, Saturday, 26 July 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

revolution! girl style! now!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 27 July 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"this is for all you shoppers out there"

― ms cleo, Sunday, 27 July 2003 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Pixies from Surfer Rosa, forget the song, the second one is Big Black, song title escapes me.. argh. Which one?

― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 27 July 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

live version of "Cables", it is.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

'ok lads, fill the skip' - half man half biscuit

― neil, Monday, 28 July 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

all the good ones are taken so

'ready then' ?
'1-missisipi-2-missisipi-3-missisipi-4-missisipi..'

and

'it's faster stan (snigger) i,2,3,4...'

and

'(mock southern drawl) in the mood ? well alriight...'

― piscesboy, Monday, 28 July 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

dj mencap - the 3rd one is from a meatmen record.

― duane, Monday, 28 July 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

C'RECKT! A live track from whatever record has live tracks on. We're The Meatmen & You Suck possibly.

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man the descendents had a bunch of good ones too.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I could do an accurate transcription off the top of my head but that that whole "It's Warhol, actually...Andy Warhol" bit from Bowie and how it gets chopped up and treated is some kinda fun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"The world is a vampire..."

"Señores e señoras, nosotros tienen mas influenzia con sus hijos que tu tiene... pero los queremos. Creado e regado de Los Angeles, JUANA'S ADICCION!!"

"At this moment you should be with us, feeling like we do, like you want to..."

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, I want..."

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That's longer than the song itself!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you want Billsperm (sp?) with that?"

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha, the punk band I was in in high school covered that song because it was like the only song we could cover.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

NOOOOOOO!
(xpost)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a huge fan of Jane's Addiction by any means, but I think these two are exceptionally great:

"Comin' down the mountain!"

and

"Here we go!"

― Scaredy Cat, Monday, 28 July 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't find the lyrics, but the opening part of mclusky's "lightsaber cocksucking blues" is pretty dope.

― jason m. (jason m), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

All from the same album:

"Hi Suzie, I've been to the doctor."
"All day, all night, all music videos HAHAHA"
"Hep" said as kind of a drunk hiccup-burp

― BrianB, Monday, 28 July 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't find the lyrics, but the opening part of mclusky's "lightsaber cocksucking blues" is pretty dope

*peers up*

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Lucifer son of the morning I'm gonna chase you out of Earth!"

― rw, Monday, 28 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh My God!":from the beginning of "Welcome To The Jungle"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

COUGH cough COUGH cough .....before "Wardance" by Killing Joke.
See also "Sweet Leaf" by Black Sabbath
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

TO ALL THE KILLAZ AND THE HUNDRED DOLLA BILLAZ - mobb deep shook ones pt. 2
also, "to all those who name and title themselves, and whose name and titles are themselves, shall feel the wrath ... of my ... bombast!"
― brains (cerybut), Monday, 28 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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