An alternate way to deal with the music of Billy Joel

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Billy Joel is a trannie.

Seriously, it at least gives the music a little more grace and camp.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Can he do a drag show under the name Captain Jackie?

― Pabst Blue Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 July 2003 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

oh.

i thought this thread was going to involve fire axes.

i'm...disappointed.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Madame Joel.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 July 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you ever seen him and Harvey Fierstein together in the same place at the same time?

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"The thing about Billy Joel is, up close, he looks a lot like a young Dylan Thomas"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

*whimpers in pain*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

It still doesn't work, db. There's just too much asshattery inherent in the lyrics.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

No entry found for enhuberant.

Did you mean inherent?

Suggestions:
inherent
inhabitant
inebriant

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

ex.

my mistake.

"ILM: We Create Words!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Groundhog Day!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The only way to deal with it really is to counteract it. I suggest Sightings, Shaggs, 1/2 Japanese, the Godz, and Sunn o)))

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Friday, 25 July 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

dude is fukkin shemale. freddy mercury was offered it and he laughed his ass off. now he ignites matches using his ass with harvy firestein.

― diablow, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BHNLW6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― mies van der rohffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 December 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

Fitting for a former boxer.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 5 December 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

You can also buy it on LP and play it at 45 rpm. Seriously. "Allentown" totally rocks that way.

― Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs

― Jean Hill as Gospel bus hijacker (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 January 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

― uh, do you have an electronic virgin, uh what (Z S), Saturday, 8 January 2011 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

Lolol

― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

i made a "me first" style cover of billy joel but with kazoos:
http://www.mediafire.com/?g5zeo56pp7b2zxz

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 8 January 2011 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5efYda55xc

― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 29 August 2024 15:37 (two years ago)

why did they speed this up it sounds so funny

― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 29 August 2024 15:37 (two years ago)

wow this is an awful thread

― na (NA), Thursday, 29 August 2024 16:37 (two years ago)

wow Twitter totally ripped off early ILM

― There’s a Monster in my Vance (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2024 16:48 (two years ago)

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